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Yall if the line to a drive thru is in the fucking road go somewhere else

No ma'am I do not want your titty card

"I listened to WAP on my way to work this morning."

Jamie

Something I'd never thought my 40 something boss would say

Yall dont realize how terrifying it is to be grabbing something in the stock room and hear your name being called in a supposedly empty room

#mcdonalds out of context #mcdonalds #mod jay #ethan tag

I said who ever didnt show up for work today, ya moms a hoe

#mod jay will throw hands #yall its not that hard to show up.#especially after a series of power outages in the county #mcdonalds out of context #mcdonalds #mod jay

"I'm about to simp for Terry"

Ethan J

Charles managed to disconnect all of our headsets at once and our drive thru is full

"They're respectable hairy arms"

-ethan j

#mod jay #mcdonalds out of context #ethan tag #ethan j #what qualifies as a respectable amount of hair?

" we just hired a new girl and she oozes daddy issues"

- Ethan J

#mod jay #ethan what the hell man #ethan tag #IM BACK FINALLY

"Are you guys prepping?"

"I'm sorry?"

"Are you guys prepping to shut down because of the virus? "

"Not that I'm aware of ma'am"

" I think everything over here is shutting down the schools too"

"Have a nice day ma'am"

"Me and this wall have beef."

Emma

#mod jay #McDonalds #mcdonalds out of context #emma tag #she was kicking a wall while charles and i watched

Ah. Yes thank you random lady for cursing at me holding up the line and flicking your cigarette ash on me over a large fry

#mod jay #mcdonalds out of context #out of context #mod jay will throw hands #are you fuckin serious?#grow up lady #you were here 10 minutes ago and paid for a large drink with 100$ bill

"Harper was that you?"

"Yeah my butt went under the hand dryer."

Odd things to hear in a bathroom at 5 pm

And in other news to stop tormenting my coworkers with my cursed dash

Shamrock shakes are back. We also now have a shamrock oreo mcflurry.

killowave

mcdonaldsoutofcontext

You cannot fathom how much I fucking hate this.

#mod jay just wants a semi normal dash #cursed #i saw and suffered #time for yall to suffer too because jesus fucking christ #i wasnt ready

dark-mlm-suggestion

Bite me as hard as you please, and make me see stars. I am yours to use.

thefighter2-deactivated20200212

imagine a burger saying this haha

fluffydogsquad

ilovetheecoloured-deactivated20

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Scared that this popped up on my dash

whitepeopletwitter

mcdonaldsoutofcontext

Who in the actual FUCK requested these be made. I will throw hands if I walk into a room that smells like beef.

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