American Derp

(RP blog for America from Hetalia. Portrayal may differ from Canon, as it is also a mix of History and my own interpretation.)

[mcdsandfreedom]

i want to rp but i just dont know if this muse is right for me anymore

[mcdsandfreedom]

okay im gonna be offline for a bit

mom zip tied the scissors for me

[mcdsandfreedom]

okay im seriously not hiding behind read mores anymore

someoen tell me to put down the scissors

[the-world-has-gone-insane-moved]

Sweetie, are you alright?

[mcdsandfreedom]

no

the other girls wont stop calling me a fat fuck

and other mean things

and this wiccan meeting is supposed to be about positivity and new beginnings but theyre ruining it

[mcdsandfreedom]

okay im seriously not hiding behind read mores anymore

someoen tell me to put down the scissors

[mcdsandfreedom]

no seriously someone tell me to put down the scissors

im scaring myself

[mcdsandfreedom]

i started off feeling really happy this new years but now i dont feel too good

puts the malachite away so it doesnt amplify these thoughts

[mcdsandfreedom]

America: Half of me is in the future

America: Half of me is in the past

America: Help

[mcdsandfreedom]

that moment you want to do an angsty Human AU with someone where Alfred can see ghosts but denies it and just wants to be normal

[archiveirebelledxforthis-deacti]

00:00:00 (Because I love crossover RPs)

In a universe where everyone is born with numbers on their wrists counting down to when they’ll meet their soulmate, send me 00:00:00 for my muses reaction to their numbers hitting zero when they meet yours.

Looking down at his wrist for what seemed like the third time,he looked and saw the remaining time on the timer was roughly six minutes. Though,as he glanced around his surroundings,he became a bit confused since he wasn’t sure why anyone else would be around here at this time considering he was the only one here and it was quite late at night. So,how could he even meet someone here if there was no one?

Hearing footsteps coming from behind him proved that his thought had been wrong,there was indeed someone else here which made him turn to look and see who else was here,almost as if it was an instinct for him to. Head tilting slightly as he looked at the other,he didn’t even realize that the timer was out of time.

00:00:00…

[mcdsandfreedom]

Alfred was just out and about trying to forget stuff- he'd been drinking again. There was beer on the Blondie's breath as he found himself bumping into some guy. "Oh- sorry dude." His voice slurred quite a bit.

[blessedinsularity]

[txt]; sup arthur- i never cared much for fireworks as you know, i'm staying in my basement so i cant hear them... how things going for you

[Text:] A shame, really, as fireworks have the tendency to be quite beautiful.

[Text:] Things are going as splendidly as they can, I suppose, save for your awful grammar. Really, Alfred, it’s not that hard to type things out properly.

[mcdsandfreedom]

[txt]: whatever

[txt]: so what you planning to do after this again??

[txt]: i wanna do something with you soon

[boredzen]

First 365 to REBLOG will get their URL put in a jar. And every day in 2014, I’ll pick out a URL and write them a nice message on anon. 
Please only reblog only once, likes do not count. 
I’m copying this from someone, but I just thought it was super cute.

[hetalia-wonderful-world-deactiv]

[alfred-f-jones-world-hero]

Tsunderella

Pixiv ID: 23005863 Member: D

[greaterworth-moved]

mcdsandfreedom:

Well… Thanks. You’re a lot nicer than that other one of me, at least. He was a jerk. Convinced he was better looking-

*Yep he’s clearly just down in the dumps in general- cue the loud sigh.*

They get like that sometimes, the doubles I mean. All you got to do’s remember they’re not all us, though. I mean, you. Well you get what I’m saying—

[And he raises an eyebrow at this.]

Though I don’t think it’s something to get too upset over.

[mcdsandfreedom]

*Jumps as another firework goes off- he clearly does not like that.*

Nah... It's just this whole day in general. Every year it's like this.

*He tries to deny it but he clearly needs hugs.*

[mcdsandfreedom]

@flirtaciouscaptainharkness

Alfred didn't like New Years so much- Loud fireworks that reminded him of the battlefield. Obnoxious people getting in his face. He just wanted some alone time, and so ran off into a Starbucks. Not many people were here after all, since they didn't serve alcohol...

[marvelsmostwanted]

Reblog if you're a Gryffindor

Their daring, nerve, and chivalry set Gryffindors apart.

Just taking attendance!

Slytherin click here

Ravenclaw x

Hufflepuff x

[greaterworth-moved]

*How come so many doubles of him???* *Confused stare*

[How odd indeed. He’ll offer him a curious look from the side.]

… if it helps, you get used to it over time eventually.

[mcdsandfreedom]

Well... Thanks. You're a lot nicer than that other one of me, at least. He was a jerk. Convinced he was better looking-

*Yep he's clearly just down in the dumps in general- cue the loud sigh.*

[agingerinthesun-deactivated2014]

For the next hour my Muse can not tell a lie.

Abuse this