milk frothers

Milk anon is my favorite, sorry not sorry

[mcfuckingmcbastard]

The fantastic world of Milk Frothers? Do tell more

Oh my god they’re literally the coolest. So, there are 3 main types of milk frothers. Manual,  handheld electric, and automatic. If you didn’t know, milk frothing is used to give milk a foamier texture. People use milk froth to decorate espressos.

This is a handheld electric frother (and  my personal favorite). At the top is a little button which you can press, making the entire thing act like a mixer. How I use this when I froth is going up and down, then side to side with the milk, making it extra frothy. It’s also got this little whirr noise which I adore. 

This is an example of a manual milk frother. What you have to do is pretty straightforward. Pour the milk in and then pump the little top lever up and down a shit ton. This design is one you can see through, so you can just stop whenever it looks good to you. This one take a bit more energy, which is why its not my personal favorite. 

Now, we move onto automatic milk frothers (these are sick). Now, the HAUEA frothers are beautiful. First thing you gotta do is pop this bad boy onto its little platform. Next, you put in either the attachment to heat up the milk or make the foam (of course, you gotta heat it up first you fool). Then, pour the milk in, close the top, press the button, and about a minute later its done!

If you couldn’t tell, I love these things so much. They’re so fuckin cool.

[legendoftherisingtide]

i bet you aziraphale cried during free willy send tweet

[slavery]

when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

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why the fuck would this be my reaction

[slavery]

You must not have a best friend

[mcfuckingmcbastard]

Sorry for being inactive again here’s a flawless photo of my cat for your troubles

[punkitt-is-here]

Please explain what Applejack meant when she said Fluttershy knows a LOT about what Big Mac is feeling.

It is exciting but leaves wiggle room for interpretation and I worry it's something I could know.

it means fluttershy transgeneer as well <3

[punkitt-is-here]

I think this is my favorite thing I've ever read

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[duncebento]

strobe lights and loud music give the hoes sensory overload

[livepoultryfreshkilled]

LOUD MUSIC AND STROBE GIVING THE HOES SENSORY OVERLOAD THEN I MAKE EM SEN-SU-ALL-Y TAKE MY OVER-LOAD HEAR HER ECHOLALIA WHILE SHES STIMMIN ON MY CHODE FEMINIST ASS; I GIVE HER HEAD WHEN WE’RE ON THE ROAD

MISS THING THICK AS HELL CAUSE YOU KNOW I LIKE THEM WIDE SHE/THEY GOT THE PRONOUNS AND A BOTTLE OF BLUE DYE TELLING ME ABOUT HER SPECIAL INTEREST WHEN WE’RE GOING FOR A RIDE ASK ME “IF I HYPERFIXATE ON YOUR COCK CAN YOU INFODUMP INSIDE?”

I LOVE A BITCH WITH AUTISM MAKE HER DO THE FLAPPY HANDS WHEN SHE’S TAKING ALL MY JIZZM MAKE A HOME IN THIS PUSSY NO FUCKING WITH TOURISM WHEN I TELL HER “BLOW ME OFF” I’M NOT USING EUPHEMISM SUCK THE DEMONS OUT MY DICK YOU KNOW I’M TALKING EXORCISM

WHEN MY GIRL GOES NONVERBAL SHE STILL USES THAT TONGUE SWALLOW ME WITH HER RITALIN SO SHE DOESN’T GET HIGH STRUNG WHEN I LET HER HIT THE PEN IT GETS HER COUGHING LIKE BLACK LUNG I LIKE THAT SHE HAS SPECIAL NEEDS AND SHE LOVES THAT I'M NOT HUNG

I BE IN VIP WITH THE NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS THEY DON'T MIND MY LITTLE DICK ‘CAUSE THEY KNOW I'M A GOOD TIPPER YEAH MY PRINGLES CAN IS TRAVEL SIZED, I’M ROCKIN A FAT ONE THE LADIES LOVE MY PIGGLY WIGGLY, YOU CAN TRUST ME ON THAT SON WHEN IT COMES TO GIRTH AND LENGTH I’M WIDE WHERE MOST ARE LONG BUT THE PANTIES ARE STILL DROPPING WHEN THEY START PLAYING MY SONG

I LOVE THAT INFINITY SYMBOL CAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE HER TITTIES PETA WANTS ME DEAD THE WAY I’M SLAUGHTERING THESE KITTIES AND FUCK AUTISM PARENTS I'M AN AUTISM DADDY SHE DOESN'T EVEN FUCKIN BLINK WHEN SHE’S POPPING HER ADDY WITH NO VOLUME CONTROL, YEAH I KNOW MY BITCH IS BRATTY SO I PUT IT IN HER MOUTH WHEN I THINK SHE GETS TOO CHATTY

SHE HAS ASD SO I PUT MY ASS ON HER D AND IF HER THROAT IS SORE I PUT HONEY IN HER TEA

HER DYSFUNCTION IS EXECUTIVE BUT MY DYSFUNCTION’S NOT ERECTILE QUITE THE OPPOSITE: I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH EARLY FIRING MY PROJECTILE

MY CUM IS HER SAFETY FOOD THE GIRL IS EATING IT FOR BREAKFAST AND SAYS SHE’S SENSITIVE ABOUT TEXTURE BUT EVERY NIGHT I MAKE HER NECK HURT YEAH, SHE DOESN’T MIND IT WHEN I’M CRASS ESPECIALLY WHEN I SEXT HER

AUTISM SPEAKS WHILE WE MAKE THE BED SQUEAK, FLOORBOARDS CREAK FUCK A PUZZLE PIECE CAUSE THE ONLY THING I’M TRYING TO FIT IS MY DICK BETWEEN HER CHEEKS

ENDING ABLEISM HOES COMMITTING PLAGIARISM EVERY TIME, THE SAME THING ASKING “DID YOU PUT IT IN YET” (I DID)

THIS BITCH MELTDOWN LIKE CHERNOBYL CAN’T STAY THE NIGHT, GOTTA KEEP IT MOBILE CUNT ON EVERY CONTINENT, YOU KNOW MY SHIT IS GLOBAL CALL ME SLUT YOU’RE RIGHT, THESE INTENTIONS ARE NOT NOBLE

I GOT TARDED UP SHAWTIES ON MY LEFT AND MY RIGHT BUT THESE DISCALCULIAC BITCHES CAN’T TELL THEIR LEFT FROM THEIR RIGHT TELL HER WATCH THE TEETH BUT I DON’T MIND WHEN THEY BITE THEY LIKE ME CAUSE I’M SHORT AND I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT HEIGHT

NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS, NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS THEY PUT ME IN THE BACK WITH THE NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS

NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS, NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS THEY KEEP ME IN THE BACK WITH THE NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS

NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS, NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS I LIKE IT IN THE BACK WITH THE NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS

NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS, NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS CAUSE NOBODY THROWS IT BACK LIKE A NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPER

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pennant winged nightjar

[unclear-contributions]

Oh, that’s an odd name, what’s the bird look li--

...oh.

[notajerusalemcricket-deactivate]

This is what peter griffin was writing with in that one gif

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

That’s incredibly specific.

[notajerusalemcricket-deactivate]

this one

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isopods are cringe

[mcfuckingmcbastard]

*in tears* YOU’RE WRONG!

[legendoftherisingtide]

WHAT THE ISOPOD

[mcfuckingmcbastard]

WHO ARE YOU

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

isopods are cringe

[mcfuckingmcbastard]

*in tears* YOU’RE WRONG!

[legendoftherisingtide]

WHAT THE ISOPOD

[mousidy]

I met this guy the other day who was. fucking. frankly fucking pathetic. he didn't say shit except. fucking. "goo goo ga ga" and he was really fucking small. pathetic. he hadn't even bothered to grow any teeth so he was just eating mush like a cave dweller. more animal than. fucking. more animal than man dude. what the fuck happened to men dude. they used to be huge and strong. they used to beat people up and eat giant hunks of. fucking. of meat. what are the liberals putting in the water man

[hollowtones]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

BEGIN COLLECTING ACORNS

[riplikeren]

[medli20]

public service announcement

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

me normally: i'm not personally a huge fan of modern art

me around right wingers: I love modern art sooooo much and I think there should be litter boxes in schools also

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

isopods are cringe

[mcfuckingmcbastard]

*in tears* YOU’RE WRONG!

[nyancrimew]

hatsune miku

[calkestis]

PEDRO PASCAL in Explain This by Esquire

[chaotic-mystery]

Why is he like this….🥵