[bolt-action-io]

I ❤️ WINE

[dragongirlsweetie]

i want a fake bolt action rifle just to fidget with they're literally so fun. when you pull it back and the shell flies out like pshiiing it's so nice. and im a girl

[gazeldhazel]

can we stop treating mages as the party toy. im sick and tired of being laughed at and kicked to my knees every time i suggest one of the many ways i can help the party. i just dont fucking underst-lgkl glk glkglk

[bolt-action-io]

what if there was a lightningbolt action io and it costed R and dealt 3 damage to any target

oomfie youve created such a beautiful world. what if there was bolt action ionize and it costed 1UR and countered a spell while dealing two damage to that spell's controller :)

[amazoogle]

i set my name to Paul Enis in the app because then the stickers they put on my grocery deliveries would say P. ENIS. it was like this for months, but now all the sudden they say PAUL E. instead

i can't have that. i won't let that happen. what they could have never predicted is that a beautiful woman named Peni Sausage is about to log on

[bolt-action-io]

im both guilty and horny. which is like a kind of new state of existence

[iamoutofideas]

a tiny dog named wee wee silly has fallen down a mineshaft and died

[fishing-princess]

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

[aliceoverzero]

The first tags I see on this are absolutely inspired. Incredible pervert lesbian website.

[baeddoll]

you betrayed everyhting you stand for and all you got in return was a kickass sword and ability to start fires with your mind and d cups. pretty good deal !

[bolt-action-io]

Quickly! Somebody pay one generic mana for my activated ability!

[dreadhordearcanist]

Here you go cutie

[bolt-action-io]

YAY!! Makes a token copy of myself! ^w^

[bolt-action-io]

Quickly! Somebody pay one generic mana for my activated ability!

[paw-thetic]

The concept of being borrowed is so hot. Your partners friend asking to borrow you, and you don’t get a say, they’re not asking you. Your partner has the power, the say in who can borrow you, who you have to listen to, what they’re allowed to do to you. And you just go along with it, like a good puppy

[devilcat3d]

little something i made on my phone cause i couldnt get it out of my head. a hisuian typhlosion telling a leafeon that being obedient to a trainer is fucked up over an image from seinfeld ^_^

[pactbound-esil]

i will become the world's first tgirl markiplier

[pactbound-esil]

10 hour video of silence occasionally broken up by two pooltoys having sex

[gazeldhazel]

(surrounded by girls that want to fuck me) god I need a girl to fuck me

[isabellecantread]

we polled one trans woman and she said "hi"

[creepymutelilbugger]

we pulled one trans woman in a big red wagon and she said “wheee”