[bolt-action-io]

i havent felt this awful in a long time

[bolt-action-io]

i need to be owned object property so bad

[bolt-action-io]

i need to be owned object property so bad

[bolt-action-io]

its possible i may have just passed from sad to pissed off about tumblr today. hopefully the other pseudoscientific stages of grief follow closely behind

[devilcat3d]

goddess x toy relationship goes hard as fuck. i love my silly toy wife

[finns-gifs]

[devilcat3d]

ahh whatever bring me the delicious soul of an innocent mortal im not driving

[sanshiori]

Happy early testament tuesday

[bolt-action-io]

i think youre cool and lovely and i wish you the best in everything

thank youu youre really sweet to reach out and say so sweetie <3 :)

[bolt-action-io]

hi

[10thgrave]

Sometimes a really hot guys cum tastes like roadkill so I turn to a vulture

[bolt-action-io]

considering deleting my normal tumblr blog as a microdose to stave off desiring the much more drastic alternative

[bolt-action-io]

etho hermitcraft save me

[bolt-action-io]

considering deleting my normal tumblr blog as a microdose to stave off desiring the much more drastic alternative

[devilcat3d]

hi im esil!!!! watch this!!!! *unleashes my demon eye from behind my bangs and vaporizes you instantly with my goddess blast*

[ouroborosorder]

this fucking sucks. I got soul-bonded to a living weapon who takes the form of a beautiful girl. But she has no fucking joie de vivre about it. I keep trying to do combined dramatic attack cries but she’s all like. “No that’s embarrassing” and “just kill him, don’t waste time.” she won’t even let me name her finishing move. I think she only has a finishing move because it’s just a reliable path of least resistance. This fucking sucks

[devilcat3d]

im definitely the cutest girl in this secret lair waiting room right now. they're going to give all the lairs to me due to my demon swag factor

[officialpenisenvy]