goalie appreciator

laura | bi | adult | animals and sports lover :)

[mcgargle]

pinned post <3

• mostly hockey and wrestling + some other stuff

• mostly caps + some leafs because i love stolie

• i'm an adult and sometimes reblog adult things

terfs dni

[vee-dmsr]

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon

[changelingcoded]

does anyone else have parents who suck in objectively funny ways

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

2009

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

[oneheadtoanother]

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[funnyboneys]

(x)

[mcgargle]

i had a dream that ilja was on monday night raw. inshallah this will come true

[mcgargle]

rip leonardo the vinky you would have LOVED knowing you were portrayed as a little twink who’s best friends with a buff hairy dude in a video game series

[lethallana]

uuuhhm met this guy at the saloon might have a crush

[un-monstre]

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

[hotvampireadjacent]

Stationed at the Mexican food trucks near my work you know it o7

[real-language-facts]

language mama to their unwanted language child: you were an accent

[boyphrodite]

whats the fucking point

[moxleyrollins]

danhausen + danmobile + midgethausens WRESTLEMANIA 42 | 04.19.26

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now