eggnog drinker

im just a lil guy who spam reblogs my hyperfixations and loves my gay ships

[vagisil]

the people yearn for nonplastic fabrics

[superpeanutgarden]

Everyday, I dream of a wardrobe with 100% natural fibers.

[cattnipt]

most annoying man vs. world's strongest idgafker!! who will win!!

[narusasuart]

Alternate reunion scene where they knew how to communicate

I think this might be the cleanest thing I've drawn in years (linewise)

[alesshi]

University AU part 2, looking for excuses to spend time together

[justshipsandstuff]

This beautiful man is battling demons

[valeria2067]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Captain Kirk!

[scorporia]

fuck with me

[sarazanmai]

[orteil42]

90% of google search ai summaries feel like this guy leaning uncomfortably over your shoulder and pointing at stuff on your screen reading out the exact same text you're already looking at

[suniverse-art]

eremin because I can’t stop thinking about them

[rotsuko]

is this even funny i dont think its funny im not putting it in the tags

[fembutchboygirl]

How has this comic made such a groundbreaking cultural impact without getting over 40k notes

[fembutchboygirl]

Happy over 100k notes to this cultural wonder

[astrophello]

odm gear is so hard to draw

[p1nkwig]

cowboy jean i drew last summer

[angstelowein]

It's probably just the two of them talking about something nobody else can understand again!

[autumnweeen]

Posting my silly little posts while I try to cope with the bleakness of reality.

I’ve been on an Attack on Titan kick for the last two weeks or so and I’m obsessed with the show (and quite depressed because of it. Horrible timing to choose watching such a sad story btw)

Jeankasa is apparently canon now, which not mad about, and these two lines were rotting my brain over the weekend.

⚠️Spoilers Ahead⚠️

I love Eren and Mikasa. They were my endgame and I’ve cried over them more times than I can count. However, I refuse to see Mikasa alone after he died. If she found happiness in Jean, then good for her. This queen managed to bag two of the most handsome scouts 😮‍💨 Go Mikasa!

I don’t know when I’ll have time to write about Jean and Mikasa (I’m trying to focus on my Dramione wips), so one day! But I commissioned art.

I had to share this amazing sketch by @anca.sketches on IG because they understood exactly what I wanted 🤩

Apparently I really like ships that are hated by canon purists (Dramione, Zutara and now Jeankasa, which they claim is still unconfirmed)

[cheekypandaz]

Forget me not🫂

[json-derulo]

the past three weeks in a row, partner has gone to chipotle and been served by the same employee who, in bold defiance of the testimony of his own eyes and ears, ardently refuses to believe carnitas exist

[json-derulo]

partner: “Hi, could I please have a bowl with white rice, black beans, and carnitas?”

employee (completely blank expression): “No.”

partner (autistic) (socialscript.exe encountered an unhandled exception) : “…Uh. Um. Sorry?”

employee: “We don’t have that.”

partner (wondering if perhaps he put too much of the authentic accent on the word and that’s what’s throwing the guy): “You don’t have…(pronouncing it whiter) carnitas?”

employee (face still unreadable): “No.”

partner (looking at the near-full hotel pan of perfectly normal carnitas in its usual place on the other side of the glass) (noticing this employee looks unfamiliar) (maybe he’s a new guy that just started five minutes ago with no training?) : “The…pork?” (pointing at it)

employee: “We don’t have pork.”

partner (beginning to wonder if he’s the one that’s losing it) (desperately looks to the menu on the wall behind the employee) (the menu lists carnitas as a protein option) (the word “carnitas” is not crossed out or taped over or otherwise adulterated) (carnitas have been on the standard menu since at least 2016) : “Okay. Um. Are you…sure?”

other employee working the toppings part of the line (familiar) (have seen her before) (she has cool earrings): *gives the new guy a strange look, nudges him aside, and scoops the carnitas onto partner’s bowl before continuing with the other toppings*

Repeat conversation again the next week. And the next. Same guy. If it’s a bit, no one is laughing, including the employee.

[json-derulo]

theories I’ve considered:

- the employee keeps very strictly kosher/halal/vegan and refuses to handle pork (understandable, I respect that, but if you’re gonna work at a place that serves pork I do kinda feel like when someone orders it you’ve just gotta tap in a coworker to do it for you)

- someone did something gross to the carnitas and the employee is trying to warn people not to order it (??? throw it out then? also, three weeks in a row???)

- the employee is a space alien who views humans as so similar to pigs that for us to eat them is tantamount to cannibalism

[json-derulo]

- the employee is the lead in a kdrama romance about a pampered, clueless chaebol heir who is sent by his father to work in the company’s restaurants for a year in order to prove he’s ready to take over as CEO. he’s dumb as rocks but they can’t fire him or even correct him that harshly due to the power gradient. partner is just a minor reoccurring character, and the interaction is kept the same from week to week to highlight the development of the relationship between the employee and his love interest with the cool earrings (even if the restaurant is literally a fully-branded Chipotle, that’s somehow still not enough product placement for me to believe this is a real kdrama)

[json-derulo]

After reviewing again with partner, evidently I forgot a detail that set this week’s carnitas denial dance apart from the others.

partner (well aware of what he’s getting into with this guy now): “Hi. Could I please have a bowl with white rice, black beans, and pork?”

employee: “We don’t have pork.”

partner (demonstrating a level of patience only a public school teacher could have): *points at the pan of carnitas* “Could I please just have some of that?”

employee (after several slow, confused blinks): *points at the same pan* “That’s steak.”

partner (looking at the hotel pan they’re both pointing at) (it is filled with shredded meat of a pale beige color) (at the other end of the row of pans is another pan containing dark brown, lightly charred meat chopped into small pieces): “Okay.” *deciding he’s willing to play in this fantasy space if it gets the job done, he points at the first pan again* Then could I please have the steak?”

employee: *starts to reach for the pan at the other end containing the actual steak*

partner: "Oh—no, sorry, this one please?" *points at the first pan containing the carnitas*

employee: *blinks, then just walks away and starts helping the next customer in line, leaving partner's bowl unfinished*

other employee with cool earrings: *rolls her eyes at new employee, takes partner’s bowl, and fills it with carnitas herself*

new theories:

- the employee is a bridge troll who will only dole out his delectable carnitas to those who prove themselves worthy by correctly answering his riddles three

- the employee is stoned out of his mind at all times on a specific strain of weed that totally erases the concept of pork from his memory and awareness