iiconic J.McKay

jawbreakinghq's Jessica McKay/Billie Kay

[mckcynic]

G’day mates!  It’s Ronnie here and this is my absolute first time ever joining a Tumblr rpg! No, I’m not from Australia like my muse is; however, I am totally obsessed with all things Aussie (just maybe not Vegemite XD). I am 27 years young and I live on the East Coast in the city so nice they named it twice! I’ve been a fan of WWE since I was in my early adolescence with Trish Stratus being my ultimate favorite. I grew up watching her bring action and hotness to the Diva’s division and that’s when I started dabbling into role playing in general.

I love to write; I love interacting with people all over the globe; and I love delving into my creativity! This seems like a perfect place to do all three!

I will be playing Jessica McKay aka Billie McKay, formerly of WWE. After following her while she was in WWE, both in ring and through her social media, I just fell in love with her ooc personality! She’s beautiful, ambitious,  a go-getter and hilarious! I will definitely be playing her as a harmless ditz who wants to make people laugh even if she does get rather annoying (like her resume gimmick before she was released).

Peyton Royce (Cassie Lee) is  STILL her life-partner/BFF and Jessie is single and ready to mingle; though she is one tough cookie!  She is focused on her goals, having fun, creating content for her YouTube, watching movies, and making everyone try Vegemite.

I’m looking forward to having fun causing chaos with all of the members! Please remember again this is my first muse I’m popping my cherry with! XD <3

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twistedplay​:

Today has started off as the worst day… Funny how things suddenly flip isn’t it? 🥺

aw lexipoo; i’m sending over my warm condolences on Larry. there was no little/big piggy like him. may he rest in piggy heavenly peace. If you need anything, i’m here for ya.

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xitspenelopex​:

is it probably too warm for a jacket? yes. do i regret said jacket? not really. but everything looks nice

now what was the jackets initial defense here? Were you defensing yourself from the splashing or the sun? Or maybe to be shielded from all that might come of this day? Either way, girl, poetic. Now let’s dismiss of this jacket and get you a proper cocktail.

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xbabysaurusx​:

don’t worry, guys, if anyone falls in the pool, i can pull you out. my vest is extra floaty, but no, you can’t borrow it.

I see that you came well beyond prepared mate. Now, do you jump into the pool with the floatie plus two on your arms for extra protection? Ya know I,’ll be able to let the fluids flow more fruitfully this way! S’long as I know I’m protected by you!

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hunkski​:

is this you trying to call me short? I am injured, you dingbat.

this is me trying to be a joker and taking it way too far. NO, ya ding dong; it was me trying to make  fun of you for being so in touch with your looks that you’da done cosmetic surgery and get calf implants as men of small  calves might do.....you know what....nevermind mate. hope  you recover well. youll be apples in no time.

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acoleue​:

oh man, I feel like I want to lie and say I’ve had this interesting weekend but yeah, it’s been mostly twitch stuff. not to knock that or anything since it’s still a pretty great time for me. how about you? congrats on the podcast by the way. been seeing a lot of people counting down until that drops.

ay now, i had fun spending my weekend pretty much the same! its so sweet of ya for the congrats! Cass and I have been working so hard to make this good and really enjoyable for the fans all while having a ripper of a time. so ya thats how i spent my weekend as well. I actually am a gamer myself...and I may or may not have watched CHUGGS in action.

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@acoleue heya Addo, how goes it? how was your weekend? Did you get to do anything fun worth sharing or was it mostly twitch streaming infused. Nothing wrong with a lil infusions, right?

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antidivc​:

i love how i moved all the way from england to california mainly for the job but also because … weather! i thought i’d be sitting in the sun for the rest of my life and burn up like a lobster. now i’ve been staring out of the window for hours to see if the rain stops soon.

mate...i get what you’re saying, i really do, but ya just can’t compare the weather in california with anywhere, deadset. let alone the eternally gloomy arse london. don’t get me wrong, london is amazing, but the weather makes it less so. the poor, parched crops of cali needed this drink from the sky. look at it that way and maybe it won’t be so miserable. ya’ll be a lil’ lobbo soon,  a’right? wait, can you get a tan?

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hunkski​:

Surgery tomorrow. Here’s to hoping I come out looking like Bucky Barnes.

so casually you announce your surgery tomorrow ya dingbat that’s a big deal! Are ya finally gettin’ those calf implants ya were going on about to every sheila on the street? i’m proud you’re going after what you want, kippo. inspiring 

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What is an instant turn on?

are you flirting with me, anono? you see I generally prefer my predators to let their identity be known, ta! jokes, mate, jokes. Whoever you may be, I will still answer this. Well, the ‘instant’ thing that comes to mind is anyone who knocks Vegemite or anything Aussie in general. It’s either they are naïve to the world or they just have extremely sucky taste. however, I think (I hope) I can get over the fact if my suitor doesn’t like vegemite... it’s not for the faint of heart. But another thing is when someone is always negative. I truly try not to harper on negative thoughts at all and always look on the positive side of things and I just hate a nagger!

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@capocgna oh!! Aussie salute to you, mate. didn’t see ya there ‘till now. you right? ummm... did I say Dwayne The Rock Johnson, the god of all talent? Crikey! I meant to say YOU mate. Strewth. Swear it on the mite!

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Do you hold any resentment to WWE for releasing you right after you were on Wrestlemania?

I do my best not to hold any resentment or grudges and I am major grateful to Vince McMahon, Hunter and Stephanie and all the management it takes to make the place what it is.  However, after WrestleMania I was super stoked to be able to get into a gimmick and character that can be silly and make people laugh and that’s what I had goin’ on. Not all things work out as ya initially plan and that's a’right. we’ll be apples waiting for the next thang! for now its HORROR MOVIES 😈

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if you had the chance to make a wwe return would you rather be in a tag team or a singles star

now don’t get me wrong, everyone knows that when ya have a bad arse babe, the only thing that can make her even better is another bad arse babe. That, for you slow naggies, is Cassie Lee and myself in a roo pouch. I loved every knicker of tagging with my life partner. On the other side of the billy, I had a lot of fun being a singles star and didn’t get the opportunity to explore that much in the WWE. So we shall see what layeth ahead. With all that being said, you can be sure where one life partner goes, the other may follow. 😉

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relationships aside, who are five people in wrestling you would “swipe right” on if you saw them on a dating app?

ooo this is a toughie mate. i’m going go close my eyes and just blurt this out. If we are talking current wrestling roster: Triple H, Johnny Gargano, AJ Styles, Adam Cole, and Big E, duh! Ok there! I said it. 

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who, out of all people in the world, would you instantly dive into a relationship with without thinking about it twice?

If I smellll-l-l-l-llll it would be what THE ROCK is cooking. 💙 I think this one was a given but I had to let it be known, again, dare I add.

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are you a cunt

well blow me down into the woop woop! a’course I am mate! the biggest and cunttiest! even Blind Freddy could see that!