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what do you think sam is hiding besides the fact that he's not a real blonde?

i don't want to spread rumours, but i heard through my sister who heard from someone really important that sam is actually just pretending to be poor, and is like mega rich from being an only fans superstar !! it's a very 2024 hannah montana story.

i'm not saying it's true, but if it is, line up ladies and gents, because sam evans is totally for sale!

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i saw puck stuff his sports cup to make his bulge look bigger than it is

but hey, don't be mean !! it's tough out there for the mildly-attractive white man - and with hair like his, he needs to keep his supermodel babe's eye looking down.

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after that horrible invitationals performance, who else is going to follow suit and leave the glee club?

omg, i'm trying so hard to channel all my positive vibes into it being rachel and jesse, but i don't think i'm one of god's favorite girlies like that. so, sigh !!

but hey, fingers and toes crossed that everyone just does a musical mass walkout and leaves st. berry to sing show-tune duets and make omelettes together #allgoodlovestoriesstartwithbreakfast

so, here’s the tea as stands: mason, sebastian, and hunter have already ditched the kool-aid, and i'm calling it now – their besties and lovers are next. puck and cat will leave first to start a sabrina carpenter cover band, kitty will bounce, and then ali (and sam, if he ever wants to touch her boobs again). oh, and kc is most likely already gone, because who would mess up a lead in the musical over the hot mess that is new directions?

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did cat finally realize she is too good for puck?

oh no, i'm so sorry because i don't want to be the one to break the boys' hearts, but my superpower senses tell me that if cat hasn't run to a cult yet, she's probs not going to anytime soon. our girl is an athletic princess rivaled only by the cute girl from bend it like beckham, so don't worry, she's fully got the stamina for the long game !! cat knows what she wants, and she's going to get it — we love that for her. hoping beth is safe in your arms soon, cat sweetie.

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am i the only one that thinks marley and taylor are trying a little too hard to make us believe they're really in love?

i haven't decided yet. they are kind of boring which isn't that what love is? the mundane, annoying, sleep-inducing type. yawn, i'm sleepy just thinking about it. if it's true, taking bets on how long it'll take for taylor to leave marley for sugar. she's hot and rich.

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spencer used karofsky for blowjobs and then called him a charity case

that's honestly horrifically iconic. i mean its not the best but, i'm fascinated.I sometimes you lose 'em, sometimes you lose 'em. karofsky probably should have made a different choice.

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what do you make of freddie taunting his hookup with mason on instagram? classy or trashy?

tres trashy to hit and tell the whole world, but do we expect anything different from a hockey player at william mckinly high school? be so honest, nonnie, did you really? in any case, a heartfelt round of congratulations to mason mccarthy for finally swiping his v-card! we knew you had it in you to be the sweetest, tiny, little submissive bottom that you were always meant to be! and who better to lose it to than the seasoned sex veteran that is freddie merrick? i know i'd gladly trade my own first time experience for a ride on the merrick express. we hear boys with daddy issues really do do it best! want to show us the truth? #releasethesextape p.s. can we get a welfare check on karofsky? paging the psych ward real quick

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jesse is actually 24 years old, he's trying to relive the best years of his life which were high school show choir so he enrolled in mckinley as a senior

it's giving peter pan, but not in a cute way. sorry jesse, sweetie, but it's time to let go of the sequins and jazz hands. with the new directions set for a colossal fail, it's totally smarter to bow out now than to wait until the end of the year and bomb high school too. again !! you're pretty, but you're not very bright, bb - just think how much more time you could have with your hens if you weren't always chasing after rachel's berry. spoiler alert, it's a little sour.

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did we all forget about last year's monopocalypse? there's no way blaine has laryngitis.

oohhhhh you know who else had mono recently? ali. which would be easier to put together if it was tina, but like... blaine is gayer than the glitter aisle at hobby lobby, so it seems unlikely his tongue would touch either of her sweet lady lips. but you know who is ali's bf and blaine's bestie? sam. total common denominator !! who knew sam could blow something other than his grades, mr married at first sight is turning into such a little playboy.

but yay for blaine !! his booty is too delicious not to be treated with TLC (not from you, tina). rest up, blainey, and don't let a little kissing virus stop you from letting cowboys take you for a ride.