Not Kate Middleton

Kathryn "Kate" McKinnon Barthold, actress and comedian, crazy cat lady [no affiliation to the real goddess that is Kate, merely a RP account]

[mckinnonandco-blog]

vancitysimon:

I should try that in my office like it gets so quiet and dreary.

Should I tell Melissa to give you a call so she can give you advice?

[mckinnonandco-blog]

thedaniellepanabaker:

Oh yeah that sounds like a lot of hard work, no time for fun at all

Never fun, she’s the most boring and unfunny woman in the world. I never enjoy myself with her.

[mckinnonandco-blog]

Help I am being held hostage by my friend who stole my phone and won’t let me out of my office until we come up with the most epic secret handshake in the world. Work is so hard this week, guys, so hard.

[riena-williams-deactivated20180]

Oh my goodness

[mckinnonandco-blog]

xhello-adelex:

I think you would make a great mum. When I was about twenty I think, I didn’t want children just my dog but it’s definitely a game changer.

Maybe, but I don’t see it happening anytime soon. And thank God for the fact I cannot get an accidental baby, that poor creature wouldn’t deserve such a fate.

[riena-williams-deactivated20180]

Oh my goodness

[mckinnonandco-blog]

xhello-adelex:

It feels weird at times yea. Being a mum is the most amazing feeling.

Originally posted by stopherworld-blog

I bet. I’m like... cool aunt material at best. Kids are weird, their brains run weird and their hands are, like, always sticky for some reasons...

[riena-williams-deactivated20180]

Oh my goodness

[mckinnonandco-blog]

xhello-adelex:

So they cutest thing happened this morning. I was in bed with Angelo we were playing around and he asked me to sing to him so I did and I felt my baby kick. I started crying and he kept asking me what was wrong so I started singing again and he felt his baby sister kick and it was so cute. I am an emotional basket case and I love it.

Originally posted by fuckyasadele

I always thought that would be, like, weird. Like... there’s an alien in you! Moving! That’s creepy!

[andrewhozier]

[mckinnonandco-blog]

I hope you become addicted to saying things and having them matter to someone

Jenna Hunterson, Waitress

[mckinnonandco-blog]

xhello-adelex:

Thank God that bloody giraffe had her baby now if only my husband would pay attention to me like he did April.

Originally posted by fuckyasadele

If he doesn’t, I will.

[deactivated-blog]

Five years ago tonight Kate appeared for the first time on SNL. I’m unwaveringly proud of her and will forever support her wherever life takes her. She inspires me every single day and I can not wait to connect with her!!🦋💞

[mckinnonandco-blog]

vancitymitchell:

I may need to go back to Australia once Summer officially hits, just so I can be back in winter. I’ve been spoiled in Vancouver for too long. I don’t know how to handle heat anymore.

Oh come on, it’s not so bad, is it?

[mckinnonandco-blog]

stevenbstrait:

Can’t it would be a betrayal to my ancestors which is not something I nor my mother take lightly

Your bad, more for me!

[mckinnonandco-blog]

vancitysimon:

I just ate some very good chinese. Wanna trade? I love meatballs; especially covered in sauce and cheese.

I read that as cheese instead of chinese and I was very down!

[mckinnonandco-blog]

You guys, you guys! I just made the most amazing meatballs ever and I just want to shout it to the rooftops and share them with hungry people! Who’s hungry?

[mckinnonandco-blog]

xhello-adelex:

So during this costume change I didn’t realize how tight my pants were. Fuck my life. In Australia where it’s hot and being pregnant isn’t working out. I love it here but I want to go where the cold air is.

Originally posted by fuckyasadele

See the positive side, you didn’t split your pants in public!

[mckinnonandco-blog]

The other L word || WiigKinnon

[mckinnonandco-blog]

vancitywiig:

“I still can’t believe you’re here! It’s so good to see you!” Kristen commented, putting her hands on each of Kate’s arms. “You know, honestly it wouldn’t surprise me if you had been there since Christmas. It’s not like I ever go down there. Cleaning material… gross,” she said, laughing. “It would also explain where all my junk food is going,” she glared her eyes teasingly at her.

“Well, I didn’t know. I didn’t wanna be the needy girlfriend. I wanted to be the cool girlfriend who like doesn’t care about corporate holidays and is happy with flowers because she is totally cool and understands her girlfriend busy work schedule. She also sips cappuccinos and has a bonsai tree. Which reminds me… I forgot to pick up a cappuccino and a bonsai tree,” Kristen chuckled a bit. “How long do I have you here for?”

Kate let out a low chuckle and a long thick curl fell in front of her eyes. “Your dog would destroy the bonsai, babe. That’s their crazy dog nature.” She joked back. On many things the two women were very similar, but their preferences in pets being diametrically opposed was something they often made fun of the other for. 

There was no reason for it but suddenly Kate got horribly shy and self-conscious. While Kristen’s reaction wasn’t bad per se, somehow it wasn’t like the blonde had pictured in her head and it through her off. “I’m sorry” she frowned. “That was weird and intrusive, wasn’t it? I just... I don,t know... I wanted to do something... crazy and surprising.” she kept rambling in a matter very similar to what a certain particle physicist would do. “I just wanted to make you happy...” she ran her hands down her sides nervously, against the silk of her robe. “And happy. Now I sound creepy. Wow, I suck at this.”

[holtzylover]

Rough Night - Red Band Trailer

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@vancityscarlett