𝔱𝔢𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔢 𝔠𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔰.

charles m. twenty seven.

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📩 𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰𝔰𝔞𝔤𝔢 — camila.

camila: so you're feeling like he was becoming the grinch while you're getting a tattoo??

camila: i suck a jokes, everyone kinda knows my whole life story so i'm sure you know it as well

charles: uhhhh kinda? not really since i'm not actually getting a tattoo but u know close.

charles: i don't keep up w that stuff tbh so i wouldn't know actually

charles: i know what i need to if that makes sense ???

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📩 𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰𝔰𝔞𝔤𝔢 — 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖈𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖘.

ginny: wait? what's happening?

ginny: well i'm really bad at jokes..

ginny: you can say that my jokes are practically bad dad jokes.

charles: just a long day at set thats all.

charles: i like a good bad dad joke though.

charles: that obama joke about turkeys is hilariously bad.

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📩 𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰𝔰𝔞𝔤𝔢 — bella.

bella: bUT the grinch is the brest so i thank him everyday for that iconic role

bella: well, it depends bc my life story is a freaking mess

bella: i'm good at jokes so be ready to be amazed ! 😜

bella: what is the tallest buildings in your city?

charles: the brest i just laughed

charles: not a freaking mess. what happened ???

charles: gimme ya best shot

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📩 𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰𝔰𝔞𝔤𝔢 — harry.

harry: are you getting new ink? or... less ink?

harry: well, i was born in cheshire england on february 1st, 1994.

harry: is this a serious offer? i could use a child. all my friends keep having em

charles: oh my god its harry styles

charles: i mean no. i'm on set for the new bad boys movie and i gotta get tattoos for my role

charles: uhhhhh if i find a lucky lady in my life maybe u can babysit soon ??

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📩 𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰𝔰𝔞𝔤𝔢 — cindy.

cindy: fun fact: i've never seen the grinch movie. or whatever it's called??

cindy: i have a feeling that unless your firstborn is covered in fur and has whiskers, i won't know what to do with it :/

charles: hush your mouth ... ur playing with me right???

charles: oh damn i didn't think about a puppy ... u may have done something

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📩 𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰𝔰𝔞𝔤𝔢 — sofia.

sofia: somehow i think he had it worse :)

sofia: wasn't he in the chair for upwards of six hours? before even shooting a scene? imagine his skin after all that...

sofia: i think ur just being dramatic :)

sofia: but i've got some /killer/ jokes, so i suppose i can pass a few along to u

charles: i think i have it worse too :)

charles: uhhhhh i think 8 but that's just what i heard or read once

charles: and if i was being dramatic? what are u gonna do about it?

charles: lets hear them then :)

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📩 𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰𝔰𝔞𝔤𝔢 — joe blow.

joe: okay so how will you be delivering this first born to me?

joe: ups? us postal service?

joe: and how long should i wait? i don't have FOREVER, i want this first born by next tuesday or i'm asking for a refund.

charles: the stork obviously

charles: ups is a second option

charles: why aRE YOU ASKING ALL THESE QUESTIONS

charles: making all these assumptions like let's just go w the flow

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📩 𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰𝔰𝔞𝔤𝔢 — dylan o'who.

dylan: i can relate :/ somewhat :/

dylan: i got an actual tattoo tho & it took FOREVER like i got impatient as fuck waiting for the person to finish tbh

dylan: my life story ...

dylan: a couple years back, i made my sister believe that i was celibate but :/

dylan: that was the joke, i'm not celibate :/

charles: can u really

charles: o shit dude really? what was it ... if u don't mind me asking???

charles: well

charles: i kinda knew that

charles: i mean u pretty much talk about sex anytime u get so like ...

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📩 𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰𝔰𝔞𝔤𝔢 — 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖈𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖘.

charles: i think i know how jim carey felt when it came to becoming the grinch

charles: sitting in this chair for hours just for people to apply tattoos is terrible and taking it off is even wORSE

charles: help me

charles: tell me a joke your life story smth

charles: i’ll give u my firstborn for some entertainment

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charles melton being like this  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@joe_keery: @_meltons_ who let you back into the house

@_meltons_: @joe_keery your mom

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@_meltons_: greetins

@_meltons_: i bet you thought you seen the last of me

@_meltons_: because i thought i did too ha.. ha

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@camilamendes: @_meltons_ why :(

@_meltons_: @camilamendes because :(

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𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖌𝖊 ╱ 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒔.

CALUM: maybe walking around times square by myself was the /best/ idea.

CALUM: i got chased twenty long blocks by fangirls & i'm so fucking tired :/

CALUM: luckily the manager at hooters let me hide in the back until they were gone

CALUM: care to join me with endless wings & drinks?

CHARLES: twenty what

CHARLES: chased by what

CHARLES: dude are you okay

CHARLES: also what kinda wings do you like ? if you say lemon pepper i'm deleting ya number on the spot

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@joe_keery: @_meltons_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP5Z1M1sbzE

@_meltons_: @joe_keery dude