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ayyy lmao jess is da name blogging is da game // i love pixels please don't make fun of me

[tastefullyoffensive]

Beautiful. (via VBagate)

[vargrimar]

you forgot the best reply

[viridiansunlight]

is this bloodborne

[obviousplant]

I made some “Advice From Nature” bookmarks

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[mcnuggiez]

Are you active?

Just letting you guys know this blog is still active. Pls like this post if you are one of my followers/person that looks at my posts and is active.

[vesannia-deactivated20151103]

[pleatedjeans]

Parents Can Have Fun Too (19 Pics)

[fishyandclintbarton]

They are basically us in about 10 years time,

[animals-lovers]

[andrewlx]

NEW VIDEO!!

“RECREATING BEYONCE’S PREGNANCY PHOTOS”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5AwawtKkRI&feature=youtu.be

[andrewlx]

i left my pajamas at home but my grandma said she had something i could wear and then she brought back this

[mcnuggiez]

Grandma: You can keep it! Me: Thanks??

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

if anyone outside of tumblr ever asks me what it’s like to have a semi-popular blog I’m going to tell them about the time I made a post that SIMPLY AND CLEARLY ONLY said I like how hotels smell like pools and that I feel peaceful walking through their hallways and it literally branched into three very confusing discussions that are STILL going to this day, years later, which are:

pool employees Very Aggressively informing me that being able to smell a pool means chlorine levels are too high and I shouldn’t like that

hotel employees Very Aggressively telling me hotels aren’t peaceful for THEM and I should be more considerate of them when I say I find hotels peaceful

people??? angrily explaining to me that any time I’m in a hotel there is probably a victim of human trafficking in one of the rooms so I shouldn’t romanticize hotels.

and that about sums up any experience I’ve had with a post that gets too many notes tbh it’s probably best if everyone would stop reblogging my posts forever

[kumarajeet21]

What happened in 4 hours is sped to 1 minute. #SuperBlueBloodMoon

[roseofthewolf21]

Kara: Lena said this…

Alex: oh god not again.

Lena: Kara did this…

Jess: please stop I have to work!!!

At the bar Jess and Alex are drinking.

Alex: Lesbian drama???

Jess: Lesbian drama.

[roseofthewolf21]

Lena: How to tell Kara how much I want her??

Jess: Maybe ask her out!??

Lena: Or maybe show more cleavage!

Jess: Lena no……

[abigaytor]

Lena: LENA YES

[letsanimetayposts]

Kara: HEYYYY… *Lena walks up close to Kara with her boobs up and almost popping out of her shirt* ….BOOOBBBSSS! 

[roseofthewolf21]

Lena: How to tell Kara how much I want her??

Jess: Maybe ask her out!??

Lena: Or maybe show more cleavage!

Jess: Lena no……

[redsatinsheets]

idk if men know this but

if you have to beg a girl into saying yes, it’s not consensual. if you make a girl feel bad for not wanting to have sex with you to the point where she says yes, it’s not consensual. if you have to trick a girl into saying yes, it’s not consensual.

[heylenne]

[esther-the-cosmic-princess]

Everyone look at the 2018 February meme

[paddfoot]

idk man the thing that sucks about not being really pretty is that no matter what you tell yourself and what your friends might say, you sort of always know that you’re just not. and i’m not talking about being stubborn and fishing for compliments, it’s just knowing that you’re not conventionally attractive, that people on the street won’t double-take when you pass by them, that people won’t be flustered trying to talk to you. and i know looks aren’t everything but damn it sure feels like it when you aren’t absolutely gorgeous