McPharah Headcanons
‘Cause I showed a friend a McCree & Pharah fic, but the friend said they were getting McCree/Pharah vibes, so why not?
To each other, they’re “Ree” and “Jesse”. To everyone else, they’re Fareeha and McCree.
People who don’t know them well often mistake them for best friends. They are best friends, but the lovers aspect usually takes most people by surprise.
When they spend time together in the common areas of the Watchpoint, they’ll sit with their feet in the other’s lap, or with their arm around the other’s shoulders or waist. Hip checks when they pass each other in the hallway. Casual touches to the waist or lower back.
So many “Do you remember that time when…” stories.
When drinking together, especially around their friends, these stories escalate quickly into blackmail material.
Fareeha is the only other person who’s allowed to touch Peacemaker. She knows how to dismantle and reassemble it, and has been seen to shoot with it exactly once, when the Raptora suit was down mid-mission and McCree was barely conscious from a gunshot wound.
McCree knows how to get Fareeha into (and out of) the Raptora suit. Whenever Fareeha goes on a mission that McCree isn’t a part of, he helps her get suited up, and always saves the helmet for last.
Fareeha once bench-pressed McCree on a dare from Zarya. After she set him down, McCree immediately pulled Fareeha into a corner and kissed her silly.
McCree once dared Fareeha to wear his BAMF belt buckle for an entire day. She claims she wore it better. McCree agrees, but will never admit it. Fareeha knows anyways.
Fareeha is very bad at not taking dares.
McCree exploits this, usually during sexytimes.
Fareeha demands he stop calling it that. McCree dares her to make him.
