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indie underfell asgore // not spoiler free written by amalgam

[mcrtaliity-blog]

OOC -- and i wish it would've stopped. 

hi, i’m not going to be on this blog specifically for a long time. it’s really stressful to log on and see people that follow you and don’t even read your rules (i.e. homestuck rpers / hs untagged, blacklist ignored (which is very big), and really just general rule breaking.) while i could just go through and block them, there’s also the fact that there’s too many followers vs how many posts i actually make. i’m not fast at responding due to various reasons (primarily ADD). there’s immense pressure whenever i try and make a reply, and so i’m (most likely, i haven’t decided) going to just remake this blog altogether and have a stricter sort of rule enforcement. in fact, with the whole “things i need tagged aren’t being tagged,” i can’t count the number of times i’ve seen untagged live action icons / images used for serious rp purposes on my dash. i’ll be on remranis if you need me sooo yeah ok bye

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someone wanted me to draw burgerpants so i did

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Headcanons for what Asgore teaches the monster-kids in this AU?

MOST LIKELY, Asgore would teach about bravery and the reason why humans are evil. He’d tell stories of the great monster war, stretching the truth so he would seem more powerful than he really was (which, while still powerful, was not an ‘unbeatable force of ungodly strength that no human was capable of putting down’). Ultimately, he’d be enforcing the “humans are bad and should be killed,” mindset into children. (One student would, most likely, make a snide remark about how Asgore is a coward, but they’re immediately put in the Time Out Corner to think about their ways.) (they’re not wrong, though.)

[pappywappy]

✱  YOU LITERALLY CONTACTED ME TO CALL ME EIGHT YEARS OLD.

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    || {{♚ – * SMELLS LIKE VENGEANCE. 

Don’t lie to everyone! That’s rude. I was just asking when your 8th birthday would be. I am going to have you PUBLICLY executed now!

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     || {{♚ – * SMELLS LIKE VENGEANCE.

I would like to inform everyone that @pappywappy will be executed unless he apologizes for “cyberbullying” me.

[fakedfighting-deactivated201601]

                    ` No.  You know what?  SCREW IT.  Why should I tell that story when I’m about to KILL YOU?  You’re standing in the way of us monsters taking back the Surface from the humans.  Asgore’s stories always made me think humans were demons…  with their strange weapons and DETERMINATION.  BUT YOU?

                                                                                          YOU’RE JUST A COWARD. `

[pappywappy]

          SANS, I AM GOING TO BAN YOU.                     A G A I N.

[mcrtaliity-blog]

U presh this blog is amazing

OOC – and i wish it would’ve stopped. 

all according to keikaku*(translator’s note: keikaku means plan)i haven’t even been on this blog for that long reallybut thank you?? there’s only around 30 posts tbh (smh @ myself)

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[pappywappy]

 ✱  IS THAT TERRIBLE KING CHALLENGING ME?  ✱  LET’S FUCKING GO, YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

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     || {{♚ – * SMELLS LIKE VENGEANCE. 

‘ OH, AM I?! LET US BATTLE TO THE   FUCKING DEATH YOU DAMN MARROW!   I’LL KICK YOUR ASS RIGHT HERE AND NOW,   DEMOLISHING YOU INTO A GROSS PILE   OF DUST YOU CALCIUM-DEPRIVED FUCK!! ’

[ruinsmother-deactivated20151222]

    N O.

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     || {{♚ – * SMELLS LIKE NOTHING IMPORTANT. 

      * DING DING DING DING DING!! KNOCK OUT.

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    || {{♚ – * SMELLS LIKE NOTHING IMPORTANT.

‘ LET ASRIEL SAY FUCK! ’

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asgore: (starts off a pun, hoping to get whoever he’s talking to to make a joke out of themselves) person: (doesn’t do that) asgore: well now i’m just going to personally attack you in a verbal manner

[ncskeletonpuns-blog]

There were only a few people that skeleton allowed to make jokes at him without getting annoyed, the King was for sure one of them. He leaned back slightly, cocking his head to the side. “I dunno, what?” he questioned, offering a sheepish smile.

[mcrtaliity-blog]

     || {{♚ – * SMELLS LIKE VENGEANCE.

      * the answer was anti-climatic, the look on         his face going from excitement to deadpan          as a result. he’s not amused when he says         the punchline.

‘ sans. they call weak skeletons   “sans.” it shows just how much   of a JOKE you are. ’

        * actually, he was going to say “brittle bones.”

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ncskeletonpuns liked for a starter.

     || {{♚ – * SMELLS LIKE VENGEANCE.

‘ oh, THERE YOU ARE, sans!   i’ve come up with the BEST   JOKE. what do you call weak   skeletons? ’

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lackcf liked for a starter.

     || {{♚ – * SMELLS LIKE VENGEANCE. 

‘ what is the most HORRIFIC part   of a flower? do you know? ’

      * the king jabs the trident into the ground with         a peculiar, vaguely amused expression. the         grin on his face spoke of the awful punchline         coming up. in more ways than one was it a         horrifying sight. asgore didn’t care.

‘ the STAMON. hah! see, it is a play   on STAMEN and DEMON. staman   could work just as well, seeing as   how... haha... you side with those   humans. ’

[mcrtaliity-blog]

* HUMAN,

      * YOUR SOUL WILL NOT GO TO WASTE.

    * GOODBYE.