Dr. Mark Sloan

Chief of Plastic Surgery and Leader of the Plastics Posse. I know how to use my scalpel both in and out of the OR.

[mcsteamysloan1]

grey's anatomy sentence meme ( various seasons. )

" you're my person. "

" i am a hormone casserole! "

" i don't know how it happened, but i don't have anyone. "

" isn't that the most ridiculous piece of crap you've ever heard? "

" the only time i don't feel like a ghost is when you look at me. "

" how would you feel if she called your penis angry or snide? "

" they're my family. "

" we are not better. "

" the two of us are going to be serving slushies at the multiplex. "

" don't look at me like that, like you've seen me naked. "

" do i have sex hair? "

" just put one foot in front of the other, just get through the day. "

" you're dying inside, aren't you? "

" you can't replace her, nobody can. "

" sometimes, no matter how much you love someone, they just can't love you back in the same way. "

" apparently i lost you. "

" i was raised to be a good man in a storm. "

" i never understood squat about who you are. and now i do, and i don't like it. "

" are you upset with me? "

" life without you terrifies me. "

" it's you, i need you, and you're the only thing i will ever need. "

" take your hand off my boob. "

" because, it's what jesus, would freaking do! "

" you got your second chance, just don't screw it up. "

" in your dreams evil spawn! "

" what? you've never did anything crazy for love?"

" take off your pants. "

" you walk away? that's all i get? "

" i always screw myself out of everything good. "

" he/she's the one, and i wish he/she wasn't. "

" it kills you, doesn't it? "

" i'm going to become a lesbian. "

" please don't chase me anymore, not unless you're ready to catch me. "

" you can have the worst crap happen to you and you can get over it, all you gotta do is survive. "

" i would notice if you were missing... i would notice. "

" slow down, slow down.... shh. "

" here, take it easy. "

" i don't wanna be alone. "

" that's it? you're just gonna leave too? "

" i have nothing left. "

" i'm so tired. "

" i don't know what's wrong with me. "

" i don't feel anything. "

" my point is, i have a dog. "

" i'm miserable without he/she/you. "

" why are you whispering? "

" i'd really like to try your method of "healing with love." "

" you did good. "

" i need you alive because you're my person. "

" promise me you won't die because that would be the worst break up ever. "

" i'm still in love with you. i tried not to be, but it didn't work. "

" you want me to kick his/her ass? "

" thirty second dance party! "

[hotxcop]

DR. MARK SLOAN.

“I’m the head of the plastic surgery department and I run the burn unit.” Mark replied. 

Kevin nodded his head in approval. Plastic surgery. The man made the world more attractive. 

“Sounds important.” Kevin spoke, trying to keep up conversation with the man. He couldn’t compare his work to the surgeon’s, so he went for talking about Addison. 

“My girlfriend is a surgeon. She’s here for a consult, but she used to work here a while back. She saves babies.” 

[mcsteamysloan1]

Mark grinned at the other man broadly. "So, you're the guy dating my dear friend Addison."

[mcsteamysloan1]

"My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U."

"What a coincidence my doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U. We better get together before we have a vitamin deficiency." Mark said with a grin and a wink.

[thxunlivedlife-deactivated20160]

Hit on my muse

[mcsteamysloan1]

thxunlivedlife:

Are you an interior  decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

Did  you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Do  you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

If  I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could  stare at you a bit longer.

If you were a  vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.

There  are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently,  none of them have ever been in your arms.

Are  you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

Are  you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me  feel like I should take you out.

I  was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m  going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

I’m  not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.

Can  I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

Your  body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.

My  doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.

Can  I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

If  I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

Smoking  is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!

You  must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Do  you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the  world!

You  know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll  skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

If  I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer  to this question?

Are  you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.

I  bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.

I  like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?

Would  you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

There’s  only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

Did  you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

Can  I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a  fox!

I’m  no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

Kiss  me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Do  you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

You  see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M  cute.

Can  I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

Are  you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

Are  you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect

You  know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my  case.

My  lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?

I  have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?

Hey baby, I must be a  light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Do  I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

Have  you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Was  your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

Apart  from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Is  it hot in here or is it just you?

I  blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to  handle!

You’re  single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.

Stop,  drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

Baby,  you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

I  hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!

I  just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

If  you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be McGorgeous.

Your  hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.

You’re  so hot, I could bake cookies on you.

Is  your car battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you.

I’m  lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?

It’s  a good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.

[mcsteamysloan1]

Bonding || Mark & Jameson

[jameson-shxpherd]

MARK.

“Hey, I’m here on a consult and I thought I’d spend some time with my favorite kinda sorta step son. And I came bearing gifts.” Mark smiled and held up the gift he’d brought with him.

“Gifts? I’m always down for gifts.” Jameson said to his sort-of step father with a chuckle. “How’s the little one cooking up?” the college student as he stepped aside allowing Mark to step into the apartment. 

[mcsteamysloan1]

"I know you are." Mark chuckled as well. "Healthy and still growing only three more months to go." He held up a six pack of beer. " this is your practical present everyone needs beer." He handed him a wrapped box. "And this is your I'm gonna be a big brother present." He smiled to himself knowing that there was a pair of Yankee tickets in a frame that said big brother and little brother and held a picture of Jameson and the baby's sonogram picture.

[mcsteamysloan1]

“I just want him to have a name and I don’t want to be scrambling around at the last second trying to come up with one. No, i don’t have any idea how you feel or how you want this, because you never show me that side. All I see is this wall you put up. I can’t think of a reason that you wouldn’t want it, but that is how you’re acting at times.” 

“Might as well name you Thurston and be done with it. Your mommy likes her pretentious sounding names. Don’t worry little buddy daddy will fight for you and make sure you don’t end up with a name that will get you beat up on the playground.” He laughed as he was rewarded with another kick this time to his chin that rested on her belly. 

[draddisonfmontgomery]

“I know. I don’t want that either but I feel like we will never agree on one.. I’m trying to show you but you always think I”m fighting you, I’m not. But I’m not going to just let you control everything either. I’m not trying to have a wall, but, I’m scared. Relationships just don’t work for me. You know this.” 

“Thurston is terrible. Where did you even come up with that?” As her belly moved with the kick, she winced slightly. “Okay, don’t hurt mommy, please.” 

[mcsteamysloan1]

“ We can agree on a name. Because it always seems like you’re fighting me, Red. I know that relationships don’t work out well for you or me either for that matter, but that doesn’t mean that this can’t work.” 

“I know it’s a terrible name, but it sounds like something that you would come up with like Bentley or Royce. It was an example.” he ran his hand over her belly soothingly. “That’s it Bambino calm down and be nice to mommy.” 

[hotxcop]

DOCTOR. 

“I’ll do you one better than that. I’ll show you the way. If I just point I’ll get you even more lost than you already are.” Mark smiled back. 

“Thanks, man.” Kevin smiled at the doctor before following him to toward the cafeteria where he knew Addison was waiting for him. 

“So – what do you do here…” Kevin paused taking a look at the man’s lab coat. “Dr. Sloan?” 

The name sounded familiar but he couldn’t place it. 

[mcsteamysloan1]

“I’m the head of the plastic surgery department and I run the burn unit.” Mark replied. 

[mcsteamysloan1]

“It shouldn’t take that long. He has to have a name. In this case you’re gonna have to let go of the past. I won’t spend the rest of my life being punished for a mistake I made over a decade ago. If you can’t let go of it then what am I doing here? I come on strong because I’m fighting to make this work. Sometimes it feels like I’m the only one who wants this, who wants us to be together and be a family. You can’t even muster up a yes to a marriage proposal.” 

He smiled and kissed her belly. “Hey, little boy, are you saying hi to daddy? Daddy’s here and he knows that you’re in there. He’s sorry that he wasn’t paying attention to you.” He cooed at her belly. It was so out of character for him, but at the same time it was a change that he liked. 

[draddisonfmontgomery]

“Honey… we just found out that it was a boy. It’s okay that he doesn’t have a name yet. Really. We will find one. It’s not that I haven’t let go of the past. Relationships — just scare me. Ok? I’m fighting to make this work too but if you truly feel that way than you have no idea how I feel and how I want this. Why wouldn’t I want us to be a family?” 

As Mark loved on her belly, the redhead laid back and relaxed some. She enjoyed when he decided to love on her belly and the baby, even if it did cause her to be uncomfortable sometimes. 

[mcsteamysloan1]

“I just want him to have a name and I don’t want to be scrambling around at the last second trying to come up with one. No, i don’t have any idea how you feel or how you want this, because you never show me that side. All I see is this wall you put up. I can’t think of a reason that you wouldn’t want it, but that is how you’re acting at times.” 

“Might as well name you Thurston and be done with it. Your mommy likes her pretentious sounding names. Don’t worry little buddy daddy will fight for you and make sure you don’t end up with a name that will get you beat up on the playground.” He laughed as he was rewarded with another kick this time to his chin that rested on her belly. 

[mcsteamysloan1]

Pick-Up Line Starters

" Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious! "

" Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world! "

" I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you! "

" Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice! "

" Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle! "

" Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? "

" Hey, I just got my room soundproofed. Would you like to go test it out? "

" It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!! "

" Is stalking still cute? "

" If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable. "

" You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket? "

" Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're dope. "

" Is it bright out here, or is that just your halo? "

" Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. "

" Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel! "

" If I had a nickel every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, then I'd have five cents. "

" Baby I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock. "

" Is Your Name WiFi? Because I'm Really Feeling a Connection. "

" Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin? "

" One night with me and they'll be calling you MOANING Myrtle. "

" Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction? "

" You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power. "

" I lost my virginity. Can I have yours? "

" Are you my homework? Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be. "

" I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning. "

" Can I get into YOUR Secret Base? "

" Your beauty has pierced my heart like a Morgul Blade. "

" Are you the ring? 'Cause I've got my eye on you. "

" I bet your license got suspended for driving all these guys crazy. "

" If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public. "

" I seem to have lost my underwear, can I see yours? "

" That's a nice pair of yoga pants... can I talk you out of them? "

" Do you like yoga? If you do, then Yoganna LOVE me! "

" Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat. "

" Lets do it Adam and Eve style, behind some bushes. "

" Hi, I just realized this but you look a lot like my next boyfriend. "

" The skies are pale compared to the color of your eyes. "

[successorofcain]

What 3 URLs do you associate me with?

[mcsteamysloan1]

“We will find something that we both like. I just wanted you to know how I feel and what I would like. I’m trying to do this thing and be open about my feelings with you. I’m really trying to make sure not to make the same mistakes with you. In turn I’m gonna need you to open up and trust me too. That’s the only way this is going to work.” 

He reached his hand out and rested it on her belly. “Do daddy a favor and tell mommy to relax.” 

[draddisonfmontgomery]

“We will. It’s just going to take time.. picking a name is never easy. Ever. I’m trying to be open about my feelings too. I’m trying to trust you, I am. It’s just with our past that’s hard. And I’m pregnant, I’m emotional and hormonal and sometimes you come on strong. Which, makes me defensive, I guess.” 

With a kick to his hand, she let out a smile. That baby already loved him, or hated him touching her belly. One of the two, but she was going to go with the first one. 

[mcsteamysloan1]

“It shouldn’t take that long. He has to have a name. In this case you’re gonna have to let go of the past. I won’t spend the rest of my life being punished for a mistake I made over a decade ago. If you can’t let go of it then what am I doing here? I come on strong because I’m fighting to make this work. Sometimes it feels like I’m the only one who wants this, who wants us to be together and be a family. You can’t even muster up a yes to a marriage proposal.” 

He smiled and kissed her belly. “Hey, little boy, are you saying hi to daddy? Daddy’s here and he knows that you’re in there. He’s sorry that he wasn’t paying attention to you.” He cooed at her belly. It was so out of character for him, but at the same time it was a change that he liked. 

[mcsteamysloan1]

Bonding|| Mark & Jameson

jameson-shxpherd

Mark was in New York for a consult and he had decided to make a weekend out of it. His first stop was to see his girlfriend’s son and tell him that he was going to have a new baby brother. He’d even brought him a present to mark his new status as the cool older brother who was always going to help the little one get into mischief. Even though he was much older he didn’t want him to feel left out or like he was being replaced. 

The plastic surgeon knocked on the apartment door where the young man lived and waited for him to answer. It was Friday night and there was no telling what he was probably up to. 

[jameson-shxpherd]

Jameson had been enjoying his time in New York – living the life a twenty-one year old should. But he couldn’t help but get homesick, especially knowing that his mother was pregnant. He had always hoped for a sibling – perhaps not this late in his life, but all the same, he was excited.

Having Ellis as a little sister was one thing – they were related through their father but he didn’t get to see the girl often enough. The new baby though, Jameson was determined to be there for everything, which is why when he didn’t get to be there to help his mother during her pregnancy, he found himself in a funk.

A knock came to his apartment door – he hadn’t been expecting anyone.

When he opened the door, a smile took over his face. “Uncle Mark! What are you doing here?“

[mcsteamysloan1]

"Hey, I'm here on a consult and I thought I'd spend some time with my favorite kinda sorta step son. And I came bearing gifts." Mark smiled and held up the gift he'd brought with him.

[hotxcop]

DOCTOR.

“No problem,” Mark gave him a friendly smile not realizing that he was Addison’s current boyfriend. He thought that he was just a patient’s family member. He did his best to be nice to them. He saved his asshole side for his interns. “Is there anything that I can help you with?” 

“Could you point toward the cafeteria? I’m supposed to be meeting my girlfriend for lunch.” Kevin told the doctor with a smile. He was already running late for lunch with Addison and a point in the right direction would save him the time of possibly getting lost.

[mcsteamysloan1]

“I’ll do you one better than that. I’ll show you the way. If I just point I’ll get you even more lost than you already are.” Mark smiled back. 

[filiuscanis-deactivated-deactiv]

i wanted a new ship meme so i made one~

send me a ship and i’ll answer:

who takes longer showers?

how do they make up after a fight?

who prefers rain and who prefers sun?

what’s their favorite place to go together?

who’s more likely to be voted prom king/queen?

do they celebrate anniversaries, etc.?

who’d pressure the other into singing karaoke?

what’s their nightly routine?

who’s more likely to burn dinner?

[mcsteamysloan1]

“What do you need my help with? You know I’ve got your back.” Mark asked her turning serious. He could tell from her posture and her uneasy demeanor that something wasn’t right.

[ameliaisms]

     “I, um– My– Robbie and I broke up,” she replied, holding her arms close against her body. Weight shifted uncomfortably from foot to foot. He had been her access to the drugs. He had fed her addiction to keep her complacent, and it worked. All she had managed was a single bottle only a third empty – and if she tried, it might last her a week, so Amelia would have to figure out something fast if she wanted to stay broken up with him – now resting in her coat pocket. So now, the more pressing concern. “I need a place to crash where he won’t find me. If I go home– I don’t want him to find me.”

[mcsteamysloan1]

Mark spread his arms open and gestured around. “You’ve got a place to stay. No one will look for you here. I work most of the time you can even sleep in my bed and I will take the couch.” He offered. He’d let her stay just so that he knew where she was and that she was safe. 

[mcsteamysloan1]

Old Friends|| Mark & Amelia

[mcsteamysloan1]

Mark laughed and shook his head at the younger woman. “You caught me in a weak and vulnerable state and you took advantage of me. So, imagine my surprise when you didn’t even leave a note for me to find the next morning.” He teased her. 

He was finally starting to feel like himself again after the plane crash. It had taken him a long time, but he was finally on the upswing. It was good to see Amelia looking so good, he knew that she had been through quite a bit too. He hadn’t been able to offer his support the way that he wanted to, because he was still busy recovering. 

[theotherneurosurgeon-deactivate]

“Mark Sloan weak and vulnerable, please, I have heard it all.” Amelia joked. “As for leaving you a note, you never left a note for Nancy or Kathleen. I just figured you weren’t a note type of guy.” Amelia admitted taking a sip of her coffee.

Amelia was glad to see Mark, she knew that the crash had taken a lot out of him, and that it was touch and go for a while. She was glad to see the man before her.

[mcsteamysloan1]

“I’m not the note type of guy. I’m the slip out in the middle of the night and pray to God I don’t get caught type of guy. At least I used to be anyway. Truthfully there are days I’m not sure who I am anymore. Then again almost dying in a plane crash will do that to you.” He shrugged and gave her one of his trademark smirks. 

[mcsteamysloan1]

“I know that he is gonna go by this name for the rest of his life. I just don’t understand why you’re so against naming him after me. He would still be his own person. There’s not really another name I’m gonna like. But we need to find something I want him to have a name. Addie, Red, I’m not going anywhere I’m doing everything that I can to make this work and make you feel safe. Understand that I’m not fighting with you I’m just trying to have a discussion.” Mark sighed and ran his hands over his face. This woman made loving her so much more difficult than it had to be.

[draddisonfmontgomery]

“Exactly, so I want it to be perfect. I just don’t like juniors. It’s nothing against you. And what’s the point of giving him a first name that he won’t even go by? I know he needs a name but we still have months before he needs it. I know you’re not going anywhere and I’m not trying to fight either. I’m really not.” 

Addison laid there and watched him and rubbed her belly softly after she finished eating. She didn’t try to make things difficult, that was the last thing she wanted. 

[mcsteamysloan1]

“We will find something that we both like. I just wanted you to know how I feel and what I would like. I’m trying to do this thing and be open about my feelings with you. I’m really trying to make sure not to make the same mistakes with you. In turn I’m gonna need you to open up and trust me too. That’s the only way this is going to work.” 

He reached his hand out and rested it on her belly. “Do daddy a favor and tell mommy to relax.”