Brayson & Sammi Reality Show (Season 1, Episode ‘Brayson’s Nudity Problem’): “So Brayson has a bit of a nudity issue, and let me be honest, I’m okay with it being his wife and all, because what girl doesn’t love the good stuff from her husband? I mean look at how many kids we have, they all came from the good stuff. Okay that’s a lie, because they came out of me but they were created by the good stuff. That sounded a lot better, yes, anyways, Brayson, he doesn’t know where to stop with the nudity. I constantly remind him we have five little girls in the house between the ages of 1 and 6, yet he still walks around the house, and I’m like ‘quick girls cover your eyes you don’t need to see Daddy’s stuff’ and they’ll start to ask questions like ‘why are Daddy’s parts so different from girls’ and it’s so hard to explain what a penis is to five girls who won’t understand exactly what a penis is so I just tell them its something they refuse to eat, so I say it’s Daddy’s sausage, but that was probably a bad idea because now Lacey cries when Brayson eats sausage, and it’s just so frustrating, like how do I tell them the difference without being graphic? I don’t want to scare them! Anyways, I have an issue when Brayson walks around naked when the girls are around, but hey, when it’s just me, of course I’m okay with it. He is my husband after all.”
