*Touch Tone Telephone plays faintly*

You send me weird/crack headcanons, theories, or au ideas in my askbox. If I can think of a way to expand upon them, I'll add my thoughts and post it. If I can't, I'll just post it on its own and let other people take the wheel. There's only one mod, my name is Bogos, and I use hy/hym pronouns.

[mcytcracktheories]

WELCOME, WEARY TRAVELLER! Have ye any DSMP theories that no one believes? Any Hermitcraft headcanons that no one pays any mind to? Any Third Life aus that are flat-out ignored for their obscurity?

Fear not! Here at mcytcracktheories, we've got your back! Inspired by the mod always coming up with theories that are flat-out untrue so frequently that hy made hys own tone indicator for it, as well as blogs like @mcytwebweaving, @hermitcraftheadcanons, and @hermitcraft-au-time, (can I get a boost, pretty please?) I'm here to help you get your unorthodox ideas out into the world, or help elaborate on them!

We don't take hcs/aus/theories for the real MCYTers, but we *will* for almost any MCRP source! Including but not limited to the ones listed in the first paragraph of this post!

So what are you waiting for? Stop by today!

Mod reserves the right to not post/delete asks at hys own discretion

[mcytcracktheories]

Slimecicle universe!Slimecicle is the hels version of dsmp!slimecicle

The helscanons do 👏not 👏 stop 👏 that's what I like to see!

[mcytcracktheories]

Wilbur and Quackity first met when Quackity was Sally's divorce attorney

Man, imagine them meeting again once they arrive in the DSMP proper 😬 I can't even imagine how awkward that must be.

[mcytcracktheories]

I support the “every player has a helsmit version not just the hermits” headcannon so I present: c!Dream’s helsmit is Jeff The Minion

Get out

[mcytcracktheories]

One hundred sure is a number, huh?

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What's your opinion? Vote now: A worn polaroid sticking out of a folder., A surveillance tape sitting, unguarded, on a desk., A letter waiti

[conarcoin]

MCYT Tagging Survey

A survey seeing the MCYT fandom's opinion on AO3's tagging system.

Hey! This is a survey about the fandom’s opinions on the current AO3 tagging system for MCYT and how it could be improved.

I am intending on publishing the results and forwarding my findings to tag wranglers to give some insight on what the fandom wants to see from AO3.

You can only respond once, and the survey is anonymous.

Please share this around so I can get as big of a sample size as possible :D

[mcytcracktheories]

On a brighter note, we're coming up on 100 followers! What would you guys like to see to celebrate this milestone?

[mcytcracktheories]

I am not at all mad or anything, and my apologies for not stating this sooner, but I am a minor, and I politely ask that you don't send me any nsfw headcanons or theories.

[acerace]

Grian in Fandom Survey

Hello gamers from across mcytblr! I have a request for you- spare a minute to take my survey? This is a Grian-centric survey created to see if there are any patterns between how people view Grian (both from an in-universe perspective and in a general YouTube sense) based on how they interact with fandom! For example, what do Grian’s wings look like, if he has any? Why do you think that? Even if you are not a big Grian watcher or only know him from events like MCC, for example, still do take the survey, the questions account for that! 

You can take the survey here! 

I’m aiming to close responses on Friday August 27, and will edit this post with a link to a masterpost breaking down the responses! Thank you very much if you do fill out the survey :D 

[ethotv-archived]

also since it apparently has to be said:

ebblr are not welcome on this blog poppytwt are not welcome on this blog FUCKING FACELEAKTWT ARE NOT WELCOME ON THIS BLOG. i may joke with some of my anons but any form of shipper or truther makes me genuinely sick and i hate all of you. fuck off, block me, get the hell away. idc if youre a "secret truther" or you "only lurk" on those sides of the fandom i annot stand the thought of those people being around me and ive come to realise by deciding to keep quiet i may have accidentally let some of you creeps think i dont mind you. i do. stay the fuck away

[mcytcracktheories]

jellie, scar’s cat, has a hels version, which is Jelly. Jelly is a sentient vaguely cat shaped blob of greenish jelly. what flavor is this Jelly? has anyone tried putting her in a sandwich? there are many unanswered questions about this mysterious cat-being.

Aancjsjviqichs the helscanons strike again (/pos). Personally, I'd kill for a cat like Jelly. Anywho-

While attempting to put her on a sandwich is a bit extreme, some of the more scientifically-minded on the server have conducted some experiments on Jelly, although they're always inconclusive, and she always manages to escape.

All of the hels hermits currently on the server will swear that Jelly is their cat, and theirs alone, but she's actually gaming the system and going between all the hels hermits for Extra Food And Pets.

[straightdresmp]

Antfrost is actually a warrior cats escapee

(:

[mcytcracktheories]

Idk it just feels like this should go here.

[mcytcracktheories]

If someone already has an AU for an SMP already posted in like, a masterpost, how do we go about getting it out there through you?

I'd say to just tag me in it tbh. I'll rb and add my thoughts, if I have any.

[aura-bird]

Thank you for answering ^^ What if said masterpost is already posted? Does adding a tag to something (would it be @ or # tag?) that’s already been posted notify anything? Not really sure how tags work tbh

[mcytcracktheories]

Reblogging it and tagging me in the reblog would be fine! ^^

[mcytcracktheories]

If someone already has an AU for an SMP already posted in like, a masterpost, how do we go about getting it out there through you?

I'd say to just tag me in it tbh. I'll rb and add my thoughts, if I have any.

[mcytcracktheories]

sup, its me again with some more abominations that emerged from my giant tapeworm at 2:35pm. i just think its funny, tbh, and i seek to share my probably not very funny. i have no clue how the headcanon thing works, or if ur supposed to share more than one or not.

Grians a siren. Why, you ask? Because i find the idea of him violently dragging people under the water in order to drown them utterly hilarious. Evo wasnt real, it was just him playing with the bones he found at the bottom of his lake. He joined hermitcraft because Xisuma got fed up with him trying to kill the various members of hermitceaft so he decided to give Grian a taste of his own medicine. Its the reasin hes good at flying, its like swimming but Not.

Also no one goes into his lake anymore because one time Scar went in there because he fell on a Conviently Placed Rock in the middle of it and his stuff fell in the water, and all he saw were bones lining the floor and some of the more intact skeletons held together with kelp and peer pressure from the water were just standing against the rock. Scar had never swum faster in his life to get his stuff and out of there.

The lake looked to only be about 20 feet deep max, but thats only because its filled with skeletons! It's actually the only remaining way into hels, so its over 5000 feet deep. Skeletons fall through every so often and its become a tourist attraction there, to see the skeletons fall through the giant hole in the ceiling once a year.

I have nothing to add to this au, it seems very well thought out and very cool though!

[mcytcracktheories]

X Life is just a server full of Hels players and when Empires started, Pixl became a Hels wrangler and also met his own Hels, fWhip

Okay tbh these hels headcanons (helscanons?) are my favorites.

[mcytcracktheories]

avians cant actually fly. As avians are just humans with wings slapped on them, various things make it too hard to be airborne. Wings, if not absurdly huge, are too small. Even if they were big enough, there's no way anyone could carry them around as human muscles aren't strong enough to lift and you'd be crushed under your own wight. Human bones are also extremely heavy - even if they were hollow, everything else would still be an issue. (1/2)

If an avian COULD fly, they'd look completely different. Very buff, with wings large enough to fill an entire room even if closed in. Imagine what they'd look like in the air. (2/2)

Oooooh okay so basically all avians across the Multiverse are like Origins mod avians? I really like that!

Some avians have bigger wings than most, but still not massive like would be required to fly, and get asked why they don't fly everywhere. It gets annoying.

These avians also can glide off of large platforms, although it takes a lot of practice and strength, as well as relatively large wings to pull off properly, and many an avian raised by non-avians has injured themselves under the assumption that they can just glide/fly on their own, no matter how small their wings are.