Dr. Skeld

[mdblue]

Do you all believe in the sacredness of life as much as I do? 🦋

(BLUE AMONG US ASK/RP BLOG. THE BLUE GUY. FROM THAT SHOW.)

Other blogs rp and non-rp encouraged to send asks and interact!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm nervous so sorry if i'm a little reserved at first but if you send anything i will totally start stuff up... #havingfun............. I will respond to whatever......... my original blog is @evulgaris

[the-best-gemologist]

I had a phase of, of all things, collecting rocks and crystals in my teenage years! 😮 My pride and joy was finding a big log of quartz that was, in length, probably half my height. I loved it so! 😊💙

-- @mdblue

"Wow...I didn't think you could get any hotter...I mean, if you have any pictures of the quartz you should show me!"

[mdblue]

Feast your eyes! The crown jewel of all my teen crystal-hunting escapades!

Hot..? 🤭

[aliensarereal029]

something's different about thhe pizz a today ... don't know what it is but it tastes weird.. think they're trying to poison us all ..

[skeld-cafeteria]

🟡: Oh, that? That's just our new recipe! We can, uh, adjust it if you like?

🟤: @mdblue We told you they would notice...

[mdblue]

Better they eat suspicious pizza than rocks! I thought the new recipe was good at least... 🍕

[the-future-captain]

You know what? I too have been getting a lot of asks from that caterpillar anon! You know, I see myself in you some. 😊🐛 My parents owned a caterpillar sanctuary and wanted me to continue it for them. However, I rebelled against them and became a doctor. Interesting, no? Just wanted to relay you a story. 💙

-- @mdblue

”that.. is, is very intresting- especially since you rebelled against your parents-…

also, I, I wouldn’t say you’d see yourself- in, in me.. I’m, I’m.. not a good crewmate to, to do that”

[mdblue]

Why not? I think you're very virtuous, in fact! You're such a hard worker, Green. What has you doubting yourself?

[mdblue]

OUT OF CHARACTER but i just had to post this somewhere besides my main blog. this song is so blue x green 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[mdblue]

Are you aware that literally every single other person on the Skeld thinks you are attractive, Dr. Blue?

Even the f***ing alien imposters who like murder think you're hot

How does that knowledge make you feel?

I don't think that's true. What's so special about me that'd make me a knockout crewmate? 🤔 I mean, I have medical and artistic skills, an immense passion for my job, and rugged good looks, but does that really say anything? Anyone can be as attractive as me if they put the work and effort in. 😊 If there's someone who feels that way, then they haven't yet directly told me. Though I am waiting... 👀

[mdblue]

I know What You (dr Blue the Blue One ) are. 🌈 Happy pride 😁.

🐛 catr anon

😆🐛 Thank you! That, my friend, I would never hide, and I wish no one else had to either. Happy Pride. 😊🏳️‍🌈

[mdblue]

Man it's really obvious you have it for him...

Have what? For who!?!?

[mdblue]

idk man you look like you swoon over Lime. Like a lot

I don't! What puts that thought in your head... 😮

[mdblue]

do you think you’d wanna go on a date with Lime?

Uh- why do you ask?

[mdblue]

Can you treat patients who aren't crewmates? Or are different species outside of your expertise?

I've yet to encounter the need to do so, but I probably could if the patient's anatomy was similar to mine. It's like a human doctor operating on a monkey- the biology is close enough, it's just not particularly advisable.

[mdblue]

when was the last date you've been on?

Probably before you were born! 😆 I had a couple flighty partners in high school, but nothing since.

[mdblue]

something something summer…

anywho, blue, would you like to be famous? if so, in what way? if not, why?

🐛 ctrpilr anin

🐛🙂 No! I would never want to famous. I bet it'd get to my head quickly. Plus, I just don't need to be famous. I'm happy with the work I do and the recognition I get. Really, I don't need anything else!

[mdblue]

Hi blue! Do you have any tips on taking people organs? I'm just curious

@ks-anon (kidney seller anon)

No! 😊

[mdblue]

holy shit it’s BLUE 😱😱😱😱😱 FROM THE SKELD. WOAHHHH. swoon..

In the flesh. Or the pixels. Or the words? Yes. It's me.

[mdblue]

*distant clanging comes from the vents and line appears*

GArhhhH *coughh* eh uh

they told me to come here because if the er ore+ thing.

I’m not comin’ outta these vents though.

@ask-lime-amongusshow

Thank goodness you're here, Lime. I've been waiting patiently for you... to crawl your shifty little ass out of that stupid vent. Is there enough room in there for me to get to your midsection? I want to feel for any tenderness or hardness.

[ask-lime-amongusshow]

Er uh

*quick lil glance around*

..no

[mdblue]

Mmm. Then I need you to come out of that vent.

[mdblue]

hey just a hypothetical but what should you do if you hit a artery while doing something medical related QUICK. 🥺

You need a clot immediately! Anything to stop the bleeding. There are some drugs that can coagulate the blood, and it's hard if you knick a (major) artery because of the sheer amount of bloodflow, but it can be the difference between life and death.