MBTI

Overturning INTJ stereotypes one text post at a time. (We have feelings, guys. Surprisingly fragile ones) 18/INTJ/1w5

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To my followers, I am very sorry that I haven't been posting as frequently as I should be. Frankly, I've been running out of material as of late, and I just don't have any ideas.

Do you guys have any suggestions or requests?

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INTJs when the government says everyone needs to stay home and avoid touching each other: 

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Alright, I've come to the conclusion that this blog is super amazing and has some of the best text posts and memes! Great job! Also, a small request.. can you do an conversation between an INTP and INTJ? I myself am an INTP and yet to meet an INTJ irl (I want that so soooo much) so I'd like to know about their dynamic even more! Thanks in advance!

(First off, thank you! Secondly, I had to think on this one a bit because I only have one INTP friend irl and we don't talk that often, but I'm hoping this will suffice.)

*INFJ, INTP, INTJ, ENFP, and INFP chilling in the living room*

*NFs start talking about some nonsense, and the NTs zone out*

INTJ: *cuts in at some point* Listen, we all know that if hell were real, that's where we'd all be going.

INTP: *nodding in agreement*

INTJ: Although, when I get to hell, I plan on taking over.

INTP: Dude yes!

*NTs proceed to talk about taking over hell for over an hour, with INFP joining in at some point after INFJ and ENFP left, eventually ending with them deciding INTP will take over hell, rename it to hellwaii, and INTJ will take over the underworld from Hades and take out all of their repressed trauma on whoever INTP kicks out of hellwaii and have dozens of bat and cat minions. INFP is going to live in hellwaii*

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Yes, we're sure. Stop asking us if we're sure.

My mother (ENFP): Do you want some of my food?

Me (INTJ): No thanks, I'm good.

Mother: Are you sure? I really can't eat it all.

Me: Yes, I'm sure.

Mother: But it's going to waste!!!

Me: Omg mom

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INTJ apologizing after an argument: I'm sorry that me being right offended you.

INTJ apologizing for being late: I am so sorry, it's completely my fault. I didn't account for traffic and then I woke up late because I was an idiot and- *continues for five minutes*

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Normal person finding out they have a crush on someone and telling their friends: Dude they're so cute!! Ugh, I hope they like me back.

INTJ finding out they have a crush and telling their friends: I have a problem. I really hope I don't have to see them very regularly because this would seriously complicate things.

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INTJ: *something makes their cold, dark, shriveled heart feel something, causing them to tear up*

INTJ: Oh god why am I crying

INTJ: This is illogical

INTJ: I don’t like this

INTJ: INFJ make it stop

INFJ:

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I would just like to shout out to all the INFJs who replied to this post. Y'all are truly heartless towards us. I'm so proud 😂😂

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Person: Awww, you're so quiet! You don't have to be shy 😄

Intj, in their head: I'm not shy, I'm watching and listening so I can analyze your behavior and see if you're worth my time.

Intj, out loud: I'm NoT SHy!

Person: Sure, sweetie. You're so cute!!!

Intj: .-. I know how to murder you and get away with it.

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Is there any type in specific that you've had a bad experience with/heavily dislike? What would you say is your favourite type to spend your time with/ which one do you get along with the most?

I've had some seriously bad experiences with multiple INFPs, and I've mentioned it a little bit on here before. On the other hand, there are also some INFPs that I get along with, so I wouldn't say I dislike them. I find I mostly just have to walk on eggshells with them a lot, and can't really speak my mind.

As for types I really get along with, ISFJs, INFJs, and ENTPs are up there. I get along with those three types really well, and my three closest friends are those types. I do like ENFPs, but they can overwhelm me a little bit.

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Your asks were closed! What do you think about when you don't have anything else to think about?

Well that explains a lot. I have no idea how that happened, but it's fixed now.

Um... Hm... I don't know. It depends on the day, to be honest, but usually I'm thinking about the future. Things that might happen, scenarios I wish would happen, problems that may come up and how to solve them. Things like that.

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Ask that I messed up because my phone sucks:

Intj to Intj, what do you think about humanity?

Ha... Ha...

I think that humanity has great potential, if it could only get out of the cycle of selfishness and depravity that it finds itself currently stuck in.

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In honor of 1,000 followers...

Ask me anything (that doesn't jeopardize my physical security), and I shall answer. You now have free reign to get an INTJ to talk about their feelings, and I pledge to give actual, thought out, not sarcastic responses.

So uh... Yeah.

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*grateful sputtering*

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INTJ: Oh wow, I'm really attracted to this person. They seem nice and cool and interesting. I might really like them.

INTJ:...

INTJ: Time to go full Darcy and pretend I barely know of their existence, because that's how you flirt, right?

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INTJ: I am darkness. I am the night. The compassion I once possessed has shriveled away into nothingness, along with what used to be my cold, black heart.

ENFP: Yesterday you picked up three shopping carts in the parking lot and put them away. They weren't even yours. They weren't even near your car.

INTJ: I AM DARKNESS

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To the people who have reposted my posts on Instagram:

I see them, and nothing inflates my ego more. I legit squealed for the first time in years because "OH MY GOD ENTP LOOK SOMEONE POSTED MY THING ON INSTAGRAM FLhogowowkLBOAPAKGL!!!!"

So uh... Yeah. Thanks for making my day. You're awesome. You made this INTJ very happy.

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Thank you for 900 followers!

I honestly never expected to get that many followers?? Thank you so much guys! I really appreciate each and every one of you.

Since 1000 followers is actually an achievable goal, I was thinking of doing a special thing to commemorate it when/if it happens.

Would you guys like to see:

A: Me answer a questionnaire? Some questions by you guys, some off a random pinterest questionnaire.

B: Post some of my art?

C: Other (face reveal not included, sorry guys)?

Lemme know!