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Edited to add: Since a lot of people are reblogging this original post, I'm adding the updated version I did that incorporates the intersex circle...
I know intersex people are still getting excluded in a lot of LGBTQIA+ spaces (let alone wider society) and I think it's crucial to show this group is included in the statement that we all deserve equal rights.
Love how we gatekeep streaming websites but once they get taken down we crawl out of our holes to complain and reveal how many of us were secretly watching on the same site
spent MONTHS looking for this stupid tumblr post bcuz i constantly want to reference it and it wouldn't come up no matter what i searched despite it being (what i thought) was a popular well-known tumblr post only to find that the original blog turned off reblogs and deactivated and that it only got 12k notes total. but im posting it anyway to preserve its legacy
I’ve been wanting to draw these two for soooo long, especially Starfire🤭
Original post by @morallygrayautisticscientist here, this post was so funny I decided to draw it lol.
Panel by panel below:
conversations overheard through the batkid com lines pt 75 (masterpost here)
*foil cracking, chewing noises*
Jason: -no, because B didn't take me in specifically because he wanted me to be Robin. that came after. pass me the sauce, Day. thanks.
Tim: i thought you met him when he was Batman though?
Jason: yeah i met him when he was Batman, but he didn't take me home because he wanted a new Robin, he took me in because i was homeless, i stole his tires, called him a fucktart to his face, and then kneecapped him with a tire-iron.
Dick, observationally: i'm pretty sure he took you in as some sort of version of self harm.
Tim: *snort*
Jason, muffled: mm- 'okes on him though, cause i turned out to be a complete introvert.
Dick: yeah i don't think he expected the violent street kid to love homework so much.
Damian: so how did the transition to being Robin happen? he allowed Grayson to join him to get closure after his parents' death, correct? what led him to allow you to take up the mantle?
*slurping through a straw*
Jason: well, i think his intentions were good when he first decided to take me in, because i asked if i'd be the next Robin and he told me i wasn't being adopted just so he could have a partner, and Robin was out of the question. i was just happy to live in a mansion, so i let it be.
Dick: you let it be? he told me you basically forced him to let you have the mask.
Jason: *laughs* well he would, wouldn't he? he's too embarrassed about how petty he was being.
Tim: what was petty about it?
Jason: *snort* ok, but Dick you can't be an ass about it- it was like a decade ago.
Dick, with anticipatory annoyance: why-? *pause* oh shut up.
Jason: um, *slight snicker* yeah, so, admittedly he did just give me the mantle to slightly piss you off a bit,
Dick, instantly: I FUCKING KNEW IT- OH MY GOD.
*smacking sound, harsh footsteps*
Damian: oh, now he's pacing.
Dick: ALL THESE FUCKIN' YEARS OF 'IT WASN'T PERSONAL, DICK, IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH UPSETTING YOU, DICK, IT WAS JASON THAT WANTED IT, DICK-'
Jason: *wheezing* ok- OK but in his defence, i did also want it a lot-!
Dick: YOU SAID YOU'D LET IT GO!
Jason: w- yeah, i did, and then i met you.
*silence*
Dick, abruptly quiet: i was not that bad.
Jason, indignant: YOU- YOU-
Tim, absently: it's like dinner and a show,
Damian: i know right?
Jason: -YOU MET ME FOR THE FIRST TIME, LOOKED ME UP AND DOWN LIKE I WAS ONE OF THE FUCKING PEDOPHILES ON TO CATCH A PREDATOR,
Dick: I WAS NOT- *breaks into a wheeze*
Jason: -PROCEEDED TO TELL BRUCE WITHOUT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGING ME, 'at least when you took me in the people of Gotham could understand it, i was adorable; what the fuck is this thing?'
Dick: *silent wheezing*
Tim: fuck off, were you actually that mean?
Dick: *gasping* i-
Jason: YES HE WAS. anybody in my position would have met that little prick and instantly decided to steal his old job, i refuse to take criticism on the matter!
Damian: and Father went along with that?
Jason: mm- not at first. but then he and B got into an argument where Dick stole Bruce's work laptop because 'he wasn't using it, so it was up for grabs' and i think B just wanted to get back at him by stealing something of his instead.
Dick: -completely unproportionate response, by the way.
Jason: no, but neither was seeing Bruce's calvin klein underwear modelling campaign and instantly creating the Discowing suit to 'show him what it felt like when your family member acts like an attention seeking whore', so you're both as bad as each other.
Tim: *aghast* IS THAT ACTUALLY WHY YOU DID THAT?!?
Dick: i- *breaks into wheezes again*
Damian: you know, considering everybody claims being Robin is so 'magical', the story of its origins and pathway through life sure is covered in a lot of spiteful bullshit.
Jason: yeah, well, that's just the family business at this point, isn't it? now pass me that burrito, if Dick wont finish it then i fucking will.
sibling grocery shopping adventure
Hello I’m Dick Grayson, welcome to Jackass!!!
doodling to try and figure out how i wanna draw adrian
It’s genuinely hilarious to think that the original plan was for Maddie and Eddie to be a couple but JLH wanting Maddie to be in love with Chimney and the natural chemistry between Oliver Stark and Ryan Guzman caused the writers to pivot away from that so hard that it has now been 8 years and Maddie and Eddie have yet to have a single one-on-one conversation 😂
FELIX & HYUNJIN @ GOV BALL
She would, in fact, download a car
mmmm immortal jason but he doesn't figure it out until after he rejoins the batfamily. and he's also really fucking chill about it.
he figures out he's gonna Keep Coming Back no matter what when Alfred asks him to help clean the roof and while alone scrubbing out gutters he fucks up and falls off the ladder; completely snaps his neck.
he wakes up like twenty minutes later all healed and instead of freaking out, he decides that he's been through so much shit and his life is already so goddamn weird that honestly? so what if he can't die.
still concerns the fuck out of the rest of the family when jason wanders in a few hours later rubbing out the crick in his neck and when bruce asks how the roof went he goes "yeah, gutters clean. also i think i fixed death?"
"...jason what could that possibly mean." dick asks from across the room. jason shrugs.
"I dunno. fixed it."
he continues to make vague-ass uncaring comments that baffle the fuck out of everybody for the next few weeks, and they don't figure out what the hell he's talking about until one patrol they get into one of those tricky 'locked in a room and have to pick one of you to die' situations and jason just whistles, goes "man this would suck if i hadn't already fixed death," and then proceeds to shoot himself in the face in front of all the horrified bats.
he wakes up fifteen minutes later to bruce and dick having a shared panic attack on the floor, tim desperately trying to calm them down, and damian standing over him looking supremely disappointed as he goes "fucking 'fixed death' todd?? that's the only way you could think of phrasing it? i thought your special interest was fucking literacy."
in his defence he never got to finish high school.
Just watched Adam Conover (of Adam Ruins Everything) make such a solid point that I think we should spread far and wide. Yes, having AI write your emails is lazy, sure, but people love being lazy. We need to really emphasize that sending AI emails (or using AI responses on social media, or publishing AI flyers, or or or) is rude.
It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.
It's rude.
Absolute Robins in my style
"character deserved better" (but they were never going to get it that's the stuff great tragedies are made of) vs "character deserved better" (but the writers really blew it)
It could be either one of them
conversations overheard through the batkid com lines pt 74 (masterpost here)
Jason: *over the sound of a motorcycle speeding* -swear to god, this bitch looks me dead in the eyes, and i'm thinking 'man i'm about to get clocked aren't i?'
Dick, indignant: Hood, you can't- *breathy laugh* you can't tell somebody to their face that their child looks like the 'do the roar' kid from Shrek!
Jason, still speeding: i can if it's true. anyway, she didn't clock me but she did tell me she was gonna report me to the HOA, so i was like, fuck man not this shit again,
Dick: *cackling*
Tim: they're like your version of the galactic empire, huh?
Jason: at this point, yeah. anyway i told her not to, and that we should just-
*tires screeching*
Jason: wHAT THE FUCK IS THAT- OHHOLYSHITFUCK-
*large crash* *burst of static* *silence*
Dick: ...Hood? fuck- HOOD?
Tim, casually: ope, there he goes.
Dick, panicking: FUCK. Hood, status? Hood!? shit, who's closest to Crime Alley?
Damian: uh- i am, i think, but i don't think Hood is hurt.
Dick: what? DID YOU NOT HEAR-?!?
Damian: i know; but Red isn't worried so obviously he's fine.
Dick: HOW THE FUCK WOULD HE KNOW, HE'S IN DIAMOND DISTRICT TONIGHT!?
Tim, absently: oh yeah Hood's fine, he probably just broke his com or something.
Damian: see? his sense would have gone off.
Dick: ...his 'sense'?
Damian: Red Robin has a special Hood-sense that tells him when Akhi is in danger.
Tim: hm- um, yeah. i got exposed to a magical artifact and now i'm connected to Hood mentally.
*a beat*
Dick: what.
Damian: Hood has text me. 'somebody shot a firework at my bike and it scared me, i broke my com in the crash, tell everyone i'm not dead'. ...i'm gonna go see if he needs help.
*disconnecting ping*
*silence*
Dick, muttering: 'a firework scared me' it's like working with a fucking border collie.
Tim: *snort* i mean at least he's alive?
Dick: yeah- ok, you do not have a fucking magical connection to Jason.
Tim, amused: yeah, nah i don't.
Dick: so what the fuck is he on about?
Tim, without missing a beat: oh we've synched our fitbits to compete in weekly step-counts, so if his heartbeat gets too elevated or stops completely i'd get an alert.
*a beat*
Dick: so why does Damian-?
Tim: we just thought it was funny if he thought i was magical.
