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Val | 21 | Artist | Potato | Nonbinary (they/them) ||THEME WIP||

[teuer]

btw just in case you didnt know this is everybodys government assigned mood

[kaedien]

thanks i hate it

[teuer]

[abbelbabbel]

[seashellronan]

if you have the same name as me you better be fucking gay

[maverlok]

So if my students finish a quiz/test early, I ask them to draw me stuff on the back (partly so those who need more time are less self-conscious about still having the test out, partly because fuck yeah, pictures), and it may be the single best decision of my career.

In the past couple of weeks, I’ve told these kids that (a) the Romans believed there were demons in their public toilets and (b) the word for “janitor” comes from “ianitor”, which means “(door) guard”.

So now I’m getting drawings of superhero janitors taking on toilet demons, and it’s so beautiful.

[maverlok]

Aaaaand today a student showed me a video of himself lighting a fire in his toilet while chanting the conjugation of the word “to be”.

He said he wanted to recreate the ancient toilet demons, and I have concerns.

[interrobang-incorporated]

K… but why conjugations of to be?

[maverlok]

My students kept forgetting how to conjugate esse, so I turned it into a rhythmic chant that I had them say over and over. The problem is that when you chant ANYTHING in Latin it sounds like you’re summoning a demon, which they decided was awesome, so uh. Now I’ll just be randomly walking through the hallway and hear voices chanting, “sum es est! sumus estis sunt!”

I’m 99% sure my colleagues think I’ve started a cult.

[kianahsaro]

Keep doing what you’re doing. I’m sure everyone will turn out all the better for it.

[banavalope]

he cry & i dont kno why

[banavalope]

Mornin blog

[bug-cage]

sunny faces, you know they take you to some funny places!

[tagfer]

as much as i love Roro, I’m not comfortable being referred to as Master…

[tinychum]

[chasekip]

i was going to make a post about how the girl is 100% dead then i thought of the alternative that hypno and drifloon are two spooky but loving parents that are just picking up their child from school and i like that a lot better

[1999gorl]

why is this so funny dfjdsjklxckjlxkcvlklfsdkl

[theabyssmeowsback]

hey trans friends

if you need binders/breast forms/makeup/etc but don’t want your parents to know, now is the best time to get it. 

you can order whatever it is online and when the package comes in if the ask what it is you can say something like “it’s a secret!” or even just sssh them. they’ll assume it’s a present for whatever holiday you celebrate and probably won’t press the issue.

[lunarecord]

oh my god this is amazing

[wondrousworld]

So my roommate (girl) bought this vodka?? and me (guy) and my other roommate (guy) poured a glass and have just been staring at it for a good 10 minutes idk what is this glitter fuckery I don’t wanna drink it

[pinknegg]

I (guy) am curious why your genders are relevant

[dialupmodem-deactivated20250702]

i (big baller) am wondering if anyone here smokes weed (narcotic)

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

y’all still being mean in 2017? tragic

[kingworm]

[tzintzuntzan-blog]

Trans activists in Mexico City, protesting violence against the LGBTQ community.

[pravacouture]

Yes at this point I’m reblogging this every time I see it.

[h-a-l-l-o-w-e-e-n]

[lizardmusic-deactivated20171120]

This was in the kids activities section of the newspaper today and i want to stab somebody

[robomythos]

Oh no a kid drew Cuphead and got into the local paper which probably made him really happy, what a travesty.

[trilllizard666]

Jake should keep going, those are some pretty passable Cupheads.

[niggagenos]

if you seriously want to injure someone over a 13 year old kid getting a drawing of characters that he likes in a newspaper the person that you need to stab is yourself