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Nice to meet you, I’m Bana Valope (BAW-nuh Vah-LOHP)

They/them, or whatever pronoun is funnier in the moment.

I’m a wretched old thing, far above the age of 18. Look upon me and weep.

I use my blog primarily to:

🌟 Talk about/post art

🌟 Play around in the fandom sandbox

🌟 Trick you into liking my OCs

Let’s enjoy blorbo together.

You can also find me on bluesky :O

#this is how these work right lol

pukicho

Here's my little white son named Craigg

pukicho

I feed my white son clear broth

#child of omelas

petruchio

im literally always saying this

#me #my fuckin ass

medievaljournalist

got a good thing going where these bandits give me a half share of whatever loot they pull from adventurers i send their way & the best part is i don't even need to lie or anything since every hero is born with the unshakeable belief in their ability to win a fight against ten guys at once. just gotta say "we've got bandit trouble in the west, let me mark it on your map" and a week later i get $15 from Wulfric the Hound on cashapp

#ardencore

maxwellmcgrath

remember when mattel released a t-rex extroyer toy that vomited its own skeleton for no apparent reason

segamascott

wdym for no apparent reason it's because it's awesome

#when someone offers me a bite of what theyre eating

itsalwaysdark

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

#as a guy whose current reading preference is terry pratchett and nothing else i am constantly reminding myself of this #but heed my fucking words the back-of blurb on a book is just another place the devil likes to play his little tricks #i'm reading a book right now that threatens to turn me into the joker thats how inarguably DOGSHIT it is #and even tho i know it will not get any better i keep reading it in hopes of finding the merit