Emily Is Not Mad

[andhumanslovedstories]

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

[beauty-in-healing-deactivated20]

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

[nessa007]

#me anytime i’m asked to do something

[funnytwittertweets]

[madeline-kahn]

Dunkirk (2017) dir. Christopher Nolan || Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018) dir. Ol Parker

[owlmylove]

#this is. HANDS DOWN. the funniest post i’ve ever seen

[kermitlesbian]

[noturfknbaby]

I deleted your city from my weather app, you’re dead to me pal

[porchlights]

it should be a law that if it’s raining and you wake up feeling comfy in bed you shouldn’t have to answer to any of your obligations

[hydro-homies]

Absolutely nothing beats it

[comicbookfilms]

Birds of Prey dir. Cathy Yan | 2020

[livedinthecastle]

the concept of sending william shatner to space just because he was in space on tv is so hilarious. let’s send the dunkirk guy to war next

[livedinthecastle]

i have been informed the guy we’re sending to war is harry styles

[lonelyroommp3]

that late 90s-early 2000s trend of loosely adapting literary classics into teen romcoms was the BACKBONE of our culture and society and we need to make it a thing again

[cromerholt]

what the hells going on at my mcdonalds

[gravegospel]

[amazoogle]

theres gotta be a easier way to heat this damn stuff up

[annabelle--cane]

congratulations to aaron tveit for winning best aaron tveit

[septic-everlasting]

Tis the season

[dailyflicks]

THE LIZZIE MCGUIRE MOVIE (2003) dir. Jim Fall

[mandywondering]