Trash Life

[36epm]

Shoutout to Percy Jackson for being a kids book that straight up murdered the abusive step dad instead of doing some bullshit redemption arc where they have to forgive him

[aethersea]

actually you know what’s especially cool? it’s a retelling of a myth in which perseus straight-up murders his abusive stepdad, and in this version the Big Change there was that instead, he gave his abused mom the opportunity to do the murder herself, on her own terms, when she was good and ready, which was very cash money of rick riordan if I do say so myself

[laurierrose]

i am in tears

[detectivehole]

emperor kuzco was clearly gay

[detectivehole]

hes 19, with unlimited power, and he ain’t got a gf. the only time we see him interact with any women his own age is when he’s rejecting like 7 of them rapid fire. he pretends to date pacha in a gag that lasts like 10 solid minutes. listen to me god damnit

[midnightjellys]

Ok like I’m here for the whole “if it doesn’t make you happy, don’t do it” movement but like, be smart, yeah? Don’t just quit your job out of the blue, even if it is soul sucking, get another job first. Don’t just kick your roommate out because you aren’t getting along, talk to them first. And don’t say absolutely everything that pops into your mind, because discretion will save your ass on occasion. I’m not saying you can’t live authentically, but be smart.

[itstheleopard]

And while we’re at it, rudeness and honesty are not the same thing. “I’m just being honest” is not an excuse to be nasty to someone for no reason, and “that’s just how I am” is not an excuse not to change your behavior.

[grungegoths]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

being an adult is just. you wake up and tell other people your back hurts

[spookumsandmonsters]

compilation of the x-files out of context

[healingsuggestions]

you are growing from this you are growing from this you are growing from this

[hildawhite-deactivated20200222]

i hope i get reborn as a duck who lives at disneyworld and gets to eat potato chips that tourists paid $11.99 for

[yyanick]

two vampire friends lying on the floor getting drunk and describing eachother because they can’t use mirrors don’t even try to tell me that isn’t adorable

[fartswhilereblogging]

for the first time in my life ive found something i may like about vampires

[bogleech]

You know what’s even more adorable

They decide to try and draw each other

And they both have the drawing skills of toddlers

[seashellronan]

idk what introvert needs to hear this but please check yourself when ur saying stuf like “staying in your room all weekend by yourself watching netflix is much better than going out and being social” because speaking from experience it’s very easy to confuse being introverted and isolating yourself to cope with anxiety and depression please reach out to your friends and make an effort to live your life and say yes to things, there’s no harm in enjoying your own company but please try to avoid shutting yourself away because you’ve convinced yourself that you’re better alone it’s seriously a recipe for loneliness and will really fuck with your self worth

[trappeds0ull-deactivated2020072]

Wow

[inactive-trash-blog]

Oh.

[valtsv]

*calls u a bastard romantically*

[citypatented]

*calls you bastard aggressive way then after 50k of slowburn calls you bastard in a romantic way*

[valtsv]

(rivals to lovers, mutual pining, angst)

[pascalcampion]

October 10, 2019Mental Health day.

A very simplified version of a very serious, very complex matter.

#pascalcampion

[makkleyn]

“Life is confusing, like one day you’re the happiest person alive and tomorrow you hate everyone and everything for no logical reason”

[medusabraids]

….they really had sex on that mountain with absolutely no lube

[nvclearbomb]

Understanding this, is gay culture

[smegma-factory]

I think everyone has seen Lord Of The Rings

[medusabraids]

….they really had sex on that mountain with absolutely no lube

[nvclearbomb]

Understanding this, is gay culture

[smegma-factory]

I think everyone has seen Lord Of The Rings

[kahuna-burger]

“Fan fiction is a way of the culture repairing the damage done in a system where contemporary myths are owned by corporations instead of by the folk.”

— Henry Jenkins (Director of media studies at MIT)

LOVE THIS.

(via flootzavut)

[katherynefromphilly]

me: *flips desk*

I need this mounted on a plaque.