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whatever catches my eye or fancy

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Boy, 11, dies of rabies after bat encounter during family trip | newscentermaine.com

https://www.newscentermaine.com/article/news/nation-world/boy-dies-of-rabies-after-bat-encounter-during-family-trip-ontario/507-f5b3e567-d458-4744-9767-8d44ef982467

Tragic story but a reminder to those of us in North America and other rabies endemic regions not to fuck around with bats. From the article :

Doctors emphasized that any direct contact with a bat — even without an obvious bite or scratch — should prompt a discussion with public health authorities about preventive treatment, since bat bites can be too small to notice.

Remember, the only effective treatment is prophylactic (essentially rush immunizing the patient before the virus actual sets in) so even the earliest symptoms are too late a warning. Be over cautious, be paranoid, and if you have the animal trapped, call the health department to see if it can be tested.

[stealingpotatoes]

Do you have any dinluke hc?

i have many but here is one

(commission info // tip jar!)

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@itsallavengers

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Guess who's in my (very loosely defined) neighborhood today?

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HP fanfic :

"...by Rite of Conquest."

Me, foaming at the mouth : It doesn't work that way, it's not SPELLED that way, and if it did, Bellatrix would be Lady Longbottom and Black!

[thestuffedalligator]

“When we were kids, the Phonics Wizard came to our town to show off how the letter E can change the sounds of vowels. He turned a can into a cane, a pin into a pine. This one kid had a cap and he changed it into a cape, that kind of thing.

“And we loved it, we were all having a great time, but then he saw my sister and I, and he just got this - this look in his eyes, and then-”

She hesitated, worrying the coarse material between her fingers. “Things got pretty bad after that,” she muttered. “I know it’s silly, but I try to keep - her - comfortable. We don’t know if she can still hear us, or see us, or if she’s even still in here, but I like to think she is. I talk to her when I can, I leave music on when I’m out of the house. I tried to convince my parents to bring her with us when we went to Disneyland, but they didn’t - didn’t really take that well.”

After a moment, she put the ball of twine back onto its pillow. “Anyways. They tried to arrest the Phonics Wizard, but he had a plan in case something went wrong and he turned it into a plane and flew away.”

[chaoticgouda]

I’m sorry milord, but the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again

[fieldbears]

and the ship name, squire? what is the ship name

[artemis-in-space]

“… Kinglebells, m'lord.”

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...

"Have them executed. Tortured if I'm not topping."

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[kahuna-burger]

And one of the most important things to learn is that leaning on them does a lot to define what sort of story you're telling.

Even Harrison Ford's (alleged) iconic line wasn't, "Hey kid, it's just a movie." It was about what kind of movie he felt they were making.

[writing-prompt-s]

The prince has been cursed, forcing him to live the rest of his life as a woman. At least that's the story the royal family is going with, because apparently an "unbreakable genderswap curse" is (sadly) much more acceptable than the princess being trans.

[kahuna-burger]

Two things can both be true. Just because the Princess enjoys the outcome doesn't change the work a younger brother put into that curse 300 years ago in order to move up the line of succession.

Respect the curse makers - the princess will be benefiting from the social changes the freely available barrenness curses brought, after all.

[machineexmachina]

If there's anything Leverage has ever taught me is that the key to getting into places you're not supposed to is a hi-vis vest, an off-putting attitude, and a shit ton of confidence

[kahuna-burger]

Clipboard erasure.

"A clipboard and a confident wave will get you into any building in the world." - Michael Keaton, The Paper

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Paul Brandt - Convoy - Official Music Video

It's the dark of the moon on the sixth of June, so you know what that means...

[kahuna-burger]

Things I would like my guinea pig to do to show how safe and happy she feels with me :

Nuzzles

Happy wheeking/purring

Cuddle

Enthusiastic acceptance of head pets and chin scritches

Hay burrowing

Things my Guinea pig does to show how safe and happy she feels with me :

FAKES HER FUCKING DEATH!

[kahuna-burger]

On behalf of the Lad, whose fellow lads all think he's making it up...

Do you know the phrase "tilting at windmills"?

No, never heard of it.

Yes, but I don't know where it's from or what it means.

Yes, but I don't know where it's from.

Yes, but I don't know what it means.

Yes, I know it and can fully explain it to you.

Infinite nuance choice.

Voting ended onJun 9

[kahuna-burger]

Thank you for all the reblogs!

[fantasyinallforms]

I posted this on Discord, but I want to share it here too.

My brain just keeps thinking about the fact that Bilbo is a posh gentleman in comparison to much of the Shire.

He's a posh gentleman in what is essentially a farming town. Young gay Bilbo Baggins was absolutely hanging on farm fences and watching the beefy, strong, sweaty, sleeves rolled up to their forearms, farm hands pick produce, throw new seeds down, and bale hay.

[kahuna-burger]

So what I'm hearing is that Samwise was elderly Bilbo's hot pool boy...

[kahuna-burger]

On behalf of the Lad, whose fellow lads all think he's making it up...

Do you know the phrase "tilting at windmills"?

No, never heard of it.

Yes, but I don't know where it's from or what it means.

Yes, but I don't know where it's from.

Yes, but I don't know what it means.

Yes, I know it and can fully explain it to you.

Infinite nuance choice.

Voting ended onJun 9

[stivaktis]

An oldie, but a favourite.

Happy Glorious 25th of May.

[flower-crow]

[id: a drawing of lilacs and an egg, and text that reads "truth! justice! freedom! reasonably priced love! and a hard-boiled egg!" end id]

[beardedmrbean]

this sounds like a party to me

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[rjeddystone]

[kahuna-burger]

LegalEagle snapped and I don't blame him. Have we been so beaten down as a country that this is just the next blatantly corrupt thing?