meanwhile...

[xycuro-illuminati]

[calamitys-child]

Just rediscovered potentially the funniest thing I’ve written in recent memory

[calamitys-child]

Imagine if people wrote all their Les Mis modern aus in the style of Victor Hugo

[calamitys-child]

An excerpt

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[professor-byleth]

Every villian in Echoes: The girl and the boy with the mark on their hands? Could it be, the heirs to the Zofian/Rigelian throne?!

Celica and Alm hands:

[thanksbrunette]

[orivu]

[succumbing-song]

[kylorens]

I stumbled upon this cartoon of Hamlet made for kids and THIS SCENE MADE ME SCREAMMM

[strangestcase]

Good news! This story exists, it’s called The Strange Case Of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde

[panakina]

I miss jason’s insane little schemes. He should get back into his schemes.

[panakina]

Doesn’t vandal savage own wayne manor at the moment? Jason should trick him into selling it to him and then rent it back to Bruce simply to be petty.

[panakina]

He should convince the clown authorities (the people who run clown school, set clown code, oversee the clown make up egg system) to put a hit out on Joker at Deathstroke prices.

[panakina]

He should run for mayor. As Bruce Wayne’s long lost son who has been in witness protecting This Whole Time.

[panakina]

He should kidnap a bunch of Gotham’s most crooked cops, dump them on an island and tell them only the survivor will be allowed to leave. Afterwards he’s just like ‘i don’t know man, they just started killing each other, it’s a beautiful paradise island, what’s wrong with them?’

[panakina]

He should become a union rep and talk Arkham’s staff into striking.

[panakina]

When his family have had enough and are getting too suspicious he should get really into fibre arts. Really elaborate crochet patterns that they are convinced are some kind of code system and he’s systematically distributing it across certain parts of Gotham to certain criminals, who all happen to have worked for riddler at some point in the past but they all went to the same elementary school and have middle names starting with S.

None of it means anything, he’s just filling time.

[panakina]

He should secretly go to law school then bring a case against Bruce Wayne for the cover up of the murder of one Jason Todd, proposing that the famed philanthropist was in fact covering for the joker.

[panakina]

He should build a fleet of blimps and market them as Gotham’s new ride share system, uber but with dirigibles, partly to keep batman on his toes when he’s hiding on rooftops and partly to help modernise Gotham’s public transport situation.

[jariten]

遊☆戯☆王 (Yu-Gi-Oh!), Kazuki Takahashi

[nyaa]

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[fwizard]

[halondrus]

[annabelle--cane]

tragedy protagonist categories:

yknow what yeah I think that's just about how anyone would react in this situation. fair enough.

alright this isn't how just Anyone would behave in this situation but I'm humble enough to admit that there have been times in my life when I was doing badly enough that I'd probably also fumble it like this

babygirl what the hell are you even doing

[annabelle--cane]

thank you hamlet prince of denmark for being the character ever for the 437th year in a row

[the-big-mood]

The sword catching scene in Pirates of the Caribbean took hours to film because the actors kept missing the catch, so their reactions in the final shot are genuine.

[kuttithevangu]

This was a compilation of clips from dramas but I thought I was getting AI-generated clickbait from the Tang dynasty

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

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