Meanwhile in Corpus Christi

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| Selena’s 1994 Coca Cola photoshoot 🎬

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Kim Kardashian as Selena Quintanilla for Halloween

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Doesn’t even know the lyrics

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Why do I feel like the fine citizens of Corpus Christi would love this...

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RIP

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Listen to Joe Blazin by King Lazi #np on #SoundCloud

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Selena was released 20 years ago on March 21, 1997

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Ho-ly sheep shit… I can’t believe my eyes… This thing is a Corpus Christi iconic legend. It was located in view of the main freeway running through the center of our fair city. It was removed I would say 20 something years ago and now here it is for sale on a local Facebook trading site.

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Debbie Harry / Blondie

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Found picture of the legendary Debbie Harry from Blondie wearing a Corpus Christi t-shirt.

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CORPUS CHRISTI (KIII NEWS) - A 19-year old Corpus Christi man has been arrested for violating conditions of probation for allegedly being out past curfew playing Pokemon Go. Nathan Cirlos was on probation and awaiting trial. He is accused of hitting a teacher. Police said he was out past his 9 p.m. curfew and posted that he was out playing Pokemon Go last Thursday at the Watergarden downtown.

*Editorial*

I’m just gonna laugh that this dumbass.... Can you imagine....

Real Thug: Yo what you in for?

Him: Playing Pokemon Go......

Real Thug: (Thuggard)

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This mudda fukka here pulled a damn BB gun out of a ZEBRA PRINT MAKE-UP BAG and TRIED TO ROB A FAST FOOD CHICKEN PLACE!!! Key word is tried… Homeboy behind the counter, who probably is 10 times the thug the robber is, just said “Nope get out of here with that bullshit.” Fucking corpus….

(via Attempted Robbery at Local Restaurant)

CORPUS CHRISTI (Kiii News) - Corpus Christi detectives are investigating a robbery that happened just after 7 p.m. Monday in the 4900 block of Gollihar after a man attempted to hold up a restaurant with a BB gun.When officers arrived at the Good-N-Crisp Chicken restaurant, they were told by employees that a male suspect walking inside and whispered “give me all the money,” and then showed a BB gun that was hidden inside a zebra-print makeup bag.The suspect got upset when the employee refused to give him the cash and told him his gun was not real. The suspect then left the restaurant in a newer model four-door vehicle with paper plates.The man was last seen wearing black pants and shirt, a white hat and had some paint on his face.

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It's almost spring break in Corpus Christi, I can't wait to see the vacationers get the wrath of the sea gulls...

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Man Arrested for Possession of Marijuana, Stealing Miley Cyrus Blow Up Doll

FROM THE CORPUS CHRISTI POLICE DEPARTMENT

Corpus Christi police arrested 27-year old Lawrence Roberts Wednesday for possession of marijuana and a theft from an adult video store when he was stopped for riding his bicycle the wrong direction on the access road of I-37.

A Corpus Christi police officer saw Roberts ride his bicycle on the access road against the flow of traffic at 3 p.m. Wednesday and conducted a traffic stop. The officer discovered Roberts had marijuana in his pocket and arrested Roberts for possession of marijuana. The officer then discovered an inflatable life-size doll in the likeness of Miley Cyrus in a backpack carried by Roberts.

The officer knew of a theft at an adult video store located in the 7400 block of I-37, which was called in to police 10 minutes prior to the stop with Roberts. Another Corpus Christi police officer took the report from the store and learned that the Miley Cyrus inflatable doll, valued at $49.95, was stolen by a person who matched the description of Roberts.

The inflatable doll was returned to the store.

The officer issued a Class C citation for theft to Roberts because of the amount of the stolen merchandise and then delivered Roberts to the City Detention Center for the original charge of possession of marijuana.

*Editorial*

Well, It’s been a while but I’m back and I just had to drop this little news story. So this fine Corpus Christi millennial decided he was gonna ride his bike down to the local porn shop and steal himself a little fun for the evening...

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Gator Booots

​Date: 11/19/2015       1:10 PM Location: 14300 Northwest Boulevard Offense: Theft P.C.  31.03     Class A Misdemeanor Case Number: 1511190071 A man was arrested after he walked out of a store without paying for a pair of Lucchese alligator skin boots.

A Texas DPS Trooper patrolling the area called Corpus Christi Police for assistance after he was notified by a store employee of the Lone Star Store, located in the 14300 block of Northwest Boulevard, that a man had just walked out of the business without paying for the boots that were valued at $789.

The thief tried to hide in the restroom of a nearby business but he was located by Officers.  The suspect, Jason Elliott (01/25/1980), was arrested for theft.

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Yo, GATOR BOOTS!! YOU STOLE GATOR BOOTS!!! where is your broke stealing ass gonna wear these gators?? And then you went and TRIED to hide in a restroom at a store down the street... LMAO!! FUCKING CORPUS SHIT!

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Woman Arrested After Assaulting Boyfriend, Threatening Him with Sledgehammer

FROM THE CORPUS CHRISTI POLICE DEPARTMENT -

A 22-year old man called Corpus Christi police Thursday night after his girlfriend assaulted him and threatened him with a sledgehammer.

Officers arrived at the home in the 3800 block of Golliher Road and were told by the man that he accidentally woke up his sleeping girlfriend by playing loud music. She began to argue with him and slapped him on his chest and legs. She also grabbed him by his hair and punched him in the face and head several times with a closed fist.

She then picked up a sledgehammer and raised it above her head and told him to get out of the house. The man was able to escape without being seriously injured and officers arrived in time to arrest the girlfriend, 27-year old Andrea Martinez. She is charged with aggravated assault, a first degree felony.

The sledgehammer was recovered as evidence.

*Editorial*

Yo, for real everyone know that you don’t wake up Shrek unless you want the wrath. A sledgehammer??? That’s new, we haven’t seen that one yet. Also she is so happy in this mugshot.

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SUSPECT ROBS STORE ON MCARDLE ROAD

Date: 11/05/2015       11:00 PM Location: 6300 McArdle Road Offense: Aggravated Robbery P.C. 29.02     Second Degree Felony

Corpus Christi Police Detectives have released camera surveillance images of a man they believe robbed a store on November 5. A store clerk at the Valero Corner Store, located in the 6300 block of McArdle Road, called Corpus Christi Police after a man walked into the store and asked if he could have $40 from the cash register. When the clerk refused to give him the cash, he threatened to pull out a gun. The clerk opened the register and the suspect took the bills from inside.The suspect fled on foot toward the back of the store.  He was described as being a Hispanic male in his thirties, and was last seen wearing a black shirt with a white design and khaki shorts.

*EDITORIAL*

Yo, this mutha fukka got that shit eating grin on while robbing. He thought he could get by on his good looks and that didn’t even get him $40. This guy is as good as busted with this video and soon I hope to post his smiling mug shot. CORPUS CHRIZTI FUCK YEAH!