Why I'm Still a Vegetarian

Things that make me sad because they are gross. Mostly ads that either come directly to me or air during stuff I otherwise enjoy.

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Why did the Sarah McLachlan song Building A Mystery just pop into my head

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Hello why

oh neat you're getting chicken sashimi ads

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WHY ARE YOU YELLING????

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your steak comes with a mate! in case you're lonely! limited time only!!

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This isn't about meat (unless you know why it is basically about meat) but dear god.

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I regret to inform you that the bad meat ads are coming from inside the hellsite.

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‘Tis the season to make charcuterie houses? Jesus fucking christ, meat brands.

For no one’s pleasure, I screencapped each of these alternate universe horrorshows individually. Take it in. Or enjoy, if you’re gross. I’m not judging (lies).

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Absolutely not ever.

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Not that this is EXCEPTIONALLY gross, but the ad copy does make me think of the Moira Rose wine ad from Schitt's Creek. "Come taste the difference that good fruit can make in your wine meat."

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I'm feeling trolled by Facebook ads. Literally.

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So Paleo they'll slather themselves with beef tallow lotion. I can't.

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Who the fuck "likes" random ads featuring a blob of expensive ground cow

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Holy shit two in one day? Have you learned NOTHING about me, Facebook?

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Tfw you eat precessed meat so hard you start to refract

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Oh, badly targeted meat ads, it's been too long. Plus American imperialism!