Meat & Bones

this is where I actually do stuff, I don't know if links work in this text box, let's try it, https://linktr.ee/MeatandBones, I see now that they don't. well, copy and paste it into the url bar, you get the idea.

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Autistic person counting sperm count immediately after cumming like Rain Man with the matches

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tattoo the Armor Games and Newgrounds logos into my chest, call it flesh games

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just smelled playing flash games as a kid, now I'm sad

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a guy in olden times bragging about how he hasn't yet been defeated in battle is a bit redundant when you think about it. Like, no shit dude, you're alive to tell me that right now. it's 1453, if you lost you'd be fuckin' dead.

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Y'know, I hate cops with a burning passion, but bodycam videos are super funny because it documents the many ways people say "nuh uh"

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It's Elephants Foot Friday!!!!

RB to instantly receive 8000 roentgens of radiation

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05.01 - The Ancient Blade

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maybe we haven't encountered aliens yet because what we got in curiosity, they got in contentment

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If I have a kid who thinks their funny, I will never laugh at their jokes to assert dominance, I'm the funny one here.

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Push (2009), Land of the Lost (2009) and Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (2010) proves that 2007-2013 was a golden age of cinema. I will take no questions or criticisms on this matter.

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I think we would be farther progressed as a society if we learned that an "Alvin & The Chipmunks" style Jason Lee head makes every poster better.

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Youtube, I just want to know why this video gets such a boost and then the next one dies in the water? the second one is better too, what the hell?

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And the best part is that this happens all the time, here's a couple other examples of a video doing well, followed by a less than satisfactory performance:

I just wanna know why some videos, even though they're often very similar (or the ones who perform worse I often view as better videos), just seem to perform better, it's weird

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Youtube, I just want to know why this video gets such a boost and then the next one dies in the water? the second one is better too, what the hell?

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Flight Attendant: "Hi sir, would you mind trading seats with someone up at the front of the plane?"

"Sure"

Flight Attendant: "great"

The pilot then exits the cockpit

Pilot: "thank God, all the writing in there was making me nauseous, you got this man, flying a plane isn't that hard, just pretend you're walking a really big bird...or I guess, flying a really big bird"

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I'll bet you didn't know that GOD is actually an acronym for the holy trinity:

Guy (Jesus, the son)

Oh jeez a ghost! (The spirit)

Daddy (The father)

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love feeling the heat of freshly printed paper slowly fade away, it's the closest to murder I'll get.