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𝐁𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐮, 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞’𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐨 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐮𝐭𝐭-𝐬𝐟𝐰.

important update

current barista: Mutt (it/its)

FYI : if you see the account maybesamueldrake interacting with you, that’s me !

gn! or (trans)m!reader for male characters (platonic only for certain characters) [16+]

‼️please keep in mind that my nsfw & sfw works share tags & i do NOT take requests‼️

Mutt is currently | offline writing |

𝐍𝐨𝐰, 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫?

Care for a starter? Try these items!

—✰ Call of Duty [ 𝐭𝐚𝐠: #🗂️. cod ]

—✰ Kuroko no Basuke [ 𝐭𝐚𝐠: #🏀. knb ]

—✰ Stranger Things [ 𝐭𝐚𝐠: #🕰. stranger things ]

Care for a beverage? Try these items!

—✰ DC universe [ 𝐭𝐚𝐠: #👺. dcu ]

—✰ Haikyu!! [ 𝐭𝐚𝐠: #🏐. haikyu!! ]

—✰ Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure [ 𝐭𝐚𝐠: #🌞. jjba ]

—✰ Resident Evil [ 𝐭𝐚𝐠: #🪦. resident evil ]

Care for a sweet? Try these items!

—✰ Obey Me! [ 𝐭𝐚𝐠: #🧋. obey me! ]

—✰ slashers [ 𝐭𝐚𝐠: #🔪. slashers ]

𝐌𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞𝐬

total works: 23

last updated: 21.5.2025

𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞 (𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐮𝐭𝐭-𝐬𝐟𝐰). 𝐃𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐎𝐍 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐄.

𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐰 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: @meatmutt-nsfw

𝐞𝐬𝐭. 𝐌𝐚𝐲 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟏

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oh Eddie you woulda LOVED tenacious d’s music esp their song about Dio

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johnny would be a fantastic—pun intended—and supportive partner if you have chronic pain or a disability that requires a little more hands-on aid bc i said so (and i love him… so…)

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i took my neon eddie funko out of the box for the first time and i sniffed him (don’t ask) tell me why he smells exactly like a lalaloopsy???? like the big headed ones specifically w the malleable hair

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oh to be Eddie’s prog rock boyfriend that forces him to listen to Rush and Yes albums in mix with new wave metal in his van (and Eddie likes some of the songs but he would never admit it)

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flight of icarus straight washing Eddie Munson i will not take it that boy is bisexual at least HE IS KISSING MEN

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my hard cover copy of flight of icarus comes in tomorrow i cant wait 😋🤤🤤

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it got delayed im ending my life

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DEATH POSTPONED SAYS ITS ON ITS WAY!

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my hard cover copy of flight of icarus comes in tomorrow i cant wait 😋🤤🤤

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it got delayed im ending my life

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my hard cover copy of flight of icarus comes in tomorrow i cant wait 😋🤤🤤

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eddie HATES making you upset. it's always completely by accident when he does. he's always full of energy and ends up saying something stupid as shit and you misinterpret it.

he sees your mood shift in your facial expression, and he feels sirens going off in his head. the second he sees you crossing your arms and turning around to get away from him, he's already following you like a lost puppy.

he walks in front of you to stop you from leaving his room, and literally gets on his knees and grabs for your waist so fast you almost fall on him.

"oh come on baby, i'm sorry"

he says it so fast that he's tripping over his own words. there's small sweat beads on his forehead because he's stressing himself the fuck out.

"eddie, i'm not that angry" you try to tell him, but he's already flipping over himself because he feels like a dumbass. so, you go the stern route.

"eddie, get up. now."

eddie snaps himself off his knees because he knows you mean business. you hold his face to give him a kiss to calm his nerves down.

even though you're not mad, he still makes it up to you with pizza and a movie♡.

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watching fellowship of the rings after several years and it very much makes me want to do a fantasy AU for Hellfire club (and it makes me want to replay dragon age)

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hey guys! here’s a reminder that I have a playlist for Eddie Munson and i’m actively updating it to include stuff he has canonically listened to and songs i think he’d like

i keep fighting to not add stuff released later in 1986 bc i like when playlists are time accurate (but he missed out of some goated albums 💔)

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just wanted to make a post that highlights my sfw AO3 works from 2023-present:

• Would You Survive? | Eddie Munson [Eddie X reader]

• Always in My Heart | John 'Soap' MacTavish CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR MW3 2011 [Soap X reader]

• Monday Night Dinner Date | Chris Redfield [RE8!Chris X reader]

• Chronicles of Depravity | slashers [Bo X reader, Thomas X reader, (COMING SOON) Vincent X reader]

• Fishing Trip | Chris Redfield [Chris Redfield X m!reader]

• This Should’ve Never Happened [Johnny Storm X reader]

• Gone | Eddie Munson CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR ST4 [Eddie Munson X reader]

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yes late to the party but spoilers for ST4 in the new work! (i miss Eds ☹️)

Gone | Eddie Munson

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grief just hit me the hardest it ever has for eddie and i just wrote 1300 words in like 3 hours because of it… angst coming soon i guess :,)

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the first time eddie visits your home, if you have a dog, he will absolutely toss you to the side and baby talk the animal and just lay in the floor with them

alternatively if you have a cat, he will play with their toys and let them climb all over him (if you have a kitten it may or may not end up being carried around in his jacket pocket the entire time he’s at your house)

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currently writing something for johnny that is very self indulgent but tbh idc i love the idea and helps me get rid of 2 drafts