Weirdguy McStrange

† Seraphim He/It † Dean/Anyone † DDDNE, viewer discretion advised † mostly inactive nowadays.

[meatsochism]

can you put your dick in a car asking for a friend

[holyfreaks]

"I don't like this thing so I'm gonna steer clear of it" -> totally fine, respectable, a normal response

"you should never write/draw this thing bcuz i find it disgusting/wrong and don't want to see it and you're a weirdo loser if you do" -> fuck you, piss off, who died and made you god of fiction

[meatsochism]

john/dean for the ask game?

i'm only... *checks watch* two years late?

well, its better late than never, i guess.

[brotherfucker69]

Sams so drunk he can barley think

Hes situated in Dean's lap. His own thighs are on either side of Dean's and theyre on the shitty motel bed. Just an hour ago dean had walked in with a cheap bottle of bottom shelf whiskey, bought with his new fake id. John wasn't expected back for a few more days, so dean said yes.

But now, as dean tilts the bottle to his lips, Sam cant help but wonder how long its been. When he goes cross eyed looking at the whiskey he can see its almost empty- a few swigs of amber settle at the bottom. But he just cant quite connect the dots all the way.

Dean likes him like that

Likes it when his genius baby brother is reduced to a pliant mass in his lap. When he cant do anything but stare at dean with his big glazed eyes and be hand fed liquor.

The closest thing sam can do is realize that hes hard as a rock. And dean might be too, but hes not sure. That would mean looking away to check and he doesn't wanna do that.

instead, he takes another gulp and lets it burn down his throat. And when dean mutters out a, good boy Sammy, his brain fires. It makes his hips buck and a whimper fall from his lips.

Dean knows this is wrong, but when he meets his hips to sams and more pretty noises fall, he just cant stop.

[jayjay-thejet-plane]

Messy lil hollanov doodle for yall~

(i need to adjust the pressure sensitivity in heavypaint methinks… been drawing in it all day and my hand hurts from using too much pressure😭)

[augustonly]

sam comes out when he's seventeen and dean is twenty-one. dean immediately goes out and has sex with a man to find out what sam is getting himself into and because he can't stand the thought of being less experienced and unable to give sam advice. when he comes home and tells him, sam pinches the bridge of his nose and says "I wish you could have just been homophobic about this"

[meatsochism]

are you still alive??

its complicated

[i-bleed-ichor]

please bro beat the shit out of me I need it for enrichment

[pistolwound-deactivated20260424]

weecest has been randomly consuming my brain again

[artinventor]

it’s actually really funny to me that the spn writers were so bad at writing women and romance that they accidentally wrote a stellar gay ship

[ka-boom1]

Can never forgive them for getting rid of Dean’s jewelry </3

[maygodhelpyou]

I think people who hate Sam are just jealous of his big chest and enormous dick.

[trashhearts67]

Sam and Dean used to sleep all tangled up together, well into Dean’s teens, never thinking much of it, until John finally said they were too old. 

Ten years later, and the motel they find in the middle of nowhere only has singles available. They get stuck sharing a bed. No big deal. Except they didn’t anticipate how they reach for each other like vines in the night. 

When Dean wakes up, it’s to the memory of being 15, with a little brother snuggled up to him, arms and legs thrown in with Dean’s, head ducked under his chin, making Dean feel important and strong and fearless. Nothing can get Sam if Dean already has him. And it’s not like he has the heart to move Sammy. God knows he needs the sleep anyway. 

When Sam wakes up, it’s the most content he’s felt since before Jess died. Since before Stanford even, if he’s being honest with himself. He’s not this Sam, he’s warm and safe and small—so small, because who on earth could possibly be bigger than his big brother? He should maybe move. Grown siblings don’t tend to become one being when they sleep. But. Well. It’s nice. And Dean probably needs the sleep anyway.

[platonic-soulmates-gencest]

omega dean getting pregnant with alpha sam's child and sam is having a mental breakdown because:

1. that's his baby in there, dean is growing his baby

2. absolutely jealousy because what do you mean dean will have another kid!? sam should be his one and only-

dean is unaware of this

(i have gotten omegaverse brainrot lately, i will get back to normal eventually, i swear)

[meatsochism]

some samdean bloggers hate castiel. not me though. i write sam fucking dean because im too busy being balls deep in that angelussy for him to ever be fucked by dean

[meatsochism]

laying in bed hhhrhrhrh thinkin abt sam giving dean some sloppy bloody head

[meatsochism]

i met jared padalecki.