[augustonly]

sammy... all I'm saying is that you're my g-spot. you are. and I'm yours.

[2sw]

It's like I let him in once, now I can't get rid of him.

Supernatural S7E16 Out with the Old

[vintagedean]

in a rare deanjohn mood. afraid to spook it.

[sambomination]

Yeah, well, that part’s true.

[augustonly]

feeling daddyweird vibes tonight

[augustonly]

Thinking about first year of college Sam missing Dean. Picking up his phone to call and putting it down because he's still too proud and angry and sad and hurt. Getting sick for the first time without Dean, miserably making his own chicken noodle soup in his dorm microwave. Going to a dive bar and bumping into a guy in a leather jacket who says says shit, sorry, kid and then sucking him off in the parking lot.

[fathermax-deactivated20231224]

SUPERNATURAL 9.13 ❃ The Purge

[secretsandgreeneyes]

1.07 | Hook Man

[augustonly]

spn heaven is probably so funny. john and mary are divorced because the angels aren't forcing them to like each other anymore. sam and dean don't even notice because they refuse to stop making out. every female love interest that's ever existed on the show stays for like 5 minutes and then immediately leaves. or sleeps with john.

[augustonly]

JOHN AND JESSICA

[augustonly]

spn heaven is probably so funny. john and mary are divorced because the angels aren't forcing them to like each other anymore. sam and dean don't even notice because they refuse to stop making out. every female love interest that's ever existed on the show stays for like 5 minutes and then immediately leaves. or sleeps with john.

[seasononesam]

I remember this. Mom and Dad were fighting and then he moved out for a couple days.

[augustonly]

Fake relationship AU, haven’t read it yet though! Hope you feel better ❤️ https://archiveofourown.org/works/261661/chapters/409576

thank you so much! sharing this in case anyone else needs more fake relationship samdean too!

[moonlightdistractions]

a fake/pretend Sam/Dean relationship fic rec list for @augustonly - went through my bookmarks and chose 5 + a bonus, enjoy!

ordeals verse by autoschediastic & ponderosa121 - 4 parts - ranges from hilarious to serious, with a pining!Sam. author's tags include mpreg, curses

insomnia by @laughablelament "Five times when there was only one bed, and once when there wasn’t."

the secrets you keep by @amypond45 "Sam and Dean pose as a married couple to investigate the deaths of three couples who all went to the same marriage counselor. Business as usual, nothing to see here, all the lies and denial and Dean being kind of an ass sometimes. Nothing out of the ordinary."

salt water cure by smalltroven "Set after episode 10.5 “Fan Fiction”- Sam and Dean have to be pretend boyfriends for a case which leads to many changes neither of them ever expected"

windfall for the non-believer by glovered "After Sam's first Hell flashback, he and Dean work a job that means posing as a couple in a planned community."

bonus: intertextuality by doctor_idiot - I bookmarked this with my rereads+ basically stated 'this is hot', 'still hot', 'still fucking hot'

[jennsens]

Jensen Ackles, Patrick Dempsey, and Poppy Montgomery | Blonde

[augustonly]

hi I'm not dead! just so depressed! does anyone have samdean fic recs where they are pretending to date this is an emergency!

[preseriesdean]

4.11, "FAMILY REMAINS"

[psychicsamlover]