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San Diego

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

zoey did the absolute most

[mebenikki]

me in the future

my kid: mommy will you sing me a lullaby?

me: sure sweetie

me: Yekaterina 👄 Petrovna 👠 Zamolodchikova 📢 but your dad 👨 just calls 📞📲 me Katya😘 I'm the bright 💡 red scare 👹 with the long 🍆 blonde hair 💇 always keep them 👨👱 coming back for more 🏃 you're a basic ass hoe 💦 and it's your time ⏰⏳ to go so bitch 🐩 let me show 👉 you 👉 the door 🚪 cause it's me 👆 who's getting paid 💅💰and I'm always getting laid 👉👌 the only high class 👑 Russian 🇷🇺 whore 😜 I'm a scorching 🔥 hot 💦 mess 🗑 in a skin 😏 tight dress 👗👛 that's a rash 😷 not a herpes sore 😈 Lenin 👴 in the streets 🌴 Dostoyevsky 📚 in the sheets 🌛👣 baby 👶 are you 🙏 ready for this cold ❄ war ⚔☠ Katya 💋 Zamo 💌 lodchikova 😝

[breakup]

[aestheticacadema]

[saturnd]

[ahead]

[997]

[thewholeearthcatalog]

[melisica]

Dmitry Berdnik

[xojamilynn]

[lifemaniac91]

[latinalesbi]

Sherri and Teri play on twitter

[timbllr]

I think the worst feeling in the world is when no one seems to understand.

t.k. (via timbllr)

[guiltytoledo]

The sad thing is, nobody ever really knows how much anyone else is hurting. We could be standing next to somebody who is completely broken and we wouldn’t even know it.

[andyourhostkristenwiig]

Kristen, it’s Jerry Seinfeld. Oh my gosh, hi.  - Comedians in Cars getting Coffee Season 9 (x)

[big-catsss]

[coral]