One of us is lying characters as things people have said in various discord group chats I’m on
(part 1 maybe?)
Addy- “Is having a dad cool?”
Bronwyn, Nate, Cooper, and Janae- *silence*
Nate- “Well as they say, “curiosity killed the car”
Bronwyn- “I’m pretty sure the saying is not-“curiosity killed the car”
Nate- “Well I mean that was a typo, but actually- what if it WAS?”
Janae- “I’m just a little bit high off the fact that my queerness, but more importantly my coffee addiction is being supported,”
Maeve on the group chat, sarcastically- *cries*
Janae- *pins it*
Maeve- “why am I pinned for crying?”
Cooper- “I have no idea but out of context that’s pretty funny-“
Nate- *types tabaco (yes spelt that way) into the group chat sporadically whenever it crosses his mind*
Kris- “I’m having tech problems,”
Maeve- “Don’t ask addy she’ll give you a virus,”
Addy- “Hey you’re one to talk!”
Maeve- “See the difference is Addy, if you gave Kris a virus it would be an accident, if I did it it would be on purpose!”
Kris- “How is that any better????-“
Vanessa- “I would rather no one die whilst there is no popcorn available.”
Addy- “Well that’s just a load of flamingos!”
Addy- “Sorry I meant crap,”
Janae- “??????”
Evan- “It’s embarrassing if your American in general tbh”
Bronwyn, on the group chat- I’m bored, wanna play a question game?”
Janae- “What is something that used to mean something to you but doesn’t anymore?”
Cooper- “uh what’s your favourite desert?”
Addy- “Life.”
Nate- “Your favourite desert is life?”
Addy- “🖕”