Awful awful news, I discovered what I can only describe as "the worst fuckign transformer I've ever seen."
Now, I already fucking hhhaattee beast machines on the grounds of being the Nastiest shit most of the time, but Mach Kick holds a special place in my heart for being The Worst to ever do it.
This is mostly because his beast form is just..
awful
Blucifier's second cousin looking ass bitch.
why is he veiny, why is he so fucking *articulated* for a beast machine. WHY CAN HIS JAW DO THAT. WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO GIVE HIM A REAL BRUSHABLE TAIL
WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT IT WAS OKAY FOR HIS NECK TO DO THIS
OR THIS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
anyways anyone want to give me like 200 bucks so i can buy him off ebay and crucify it
This is Mach Kick from Beast Wars Neo! (1999) the exclusive sequel to an exclusive sequel to beast wars!
he never received an english release!










