I could spend those 3 hours on something useful

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I could spend those 3 hours on something useful
which version of megatron is the gayest
TFP Megatron
IDW Megatron
TFA Megatron
Cyberverse Megatron
Beast Wars Megatron
TF One Megatron
Bayverse Megatron (wrong answer)
RiD 2001 Megatron
WFC (Netflix) Megatron
G1 Megatron
Earthspark Megatron
Armada Megatron
this is for science purposes. also pls reblog with your takes i am curious
Him calling the Predacons "CHICKEENNNS!" Him having no shame whatsoever as he explains that he just got excited bcuz he saw a hot car. His fuckass run. Optimus just saying, "That Autobot worries me :|"
Sideburn is so fucking chaotic and stupid I love him.
Where to Watch Transformers on YouTube
TransformersTV_SuperGodMastersheet
A single convenient spreadsheet with basic info on most (though probably not all) Transformers TV shows and, more importantly, links to the complete shows on YouTube.
There is no plot information in the spreadsheet, and therefore no spoilers.
Putting this up here in the hope at least someone will find something they've been looking for on it. I've been working on this for a while and figured it was complete enough to be of use to people, but it is not done. Some shows are more difficult to find than others. If you find some of the missing ones or find better uploads/playlists, feel free to let me know. I'll do my best to check and update the sheet accordingly.
If you want to used the "Watched" column, MAKE A COPY of the spreadsheet.
I've used tfwiki.net for additional info because as far as I am aware, it is a reliable source for "real-world" info like production dates, episode order, titles, etc.
PSA: use an adblocker, because YouTube ads suck.
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skybyte how did yuo grow an extra hand !?
anygays i LOAV sharks and he is my new fav character to hyperfixate on along with armada megatron, demolishor, cyclonus, red alert, rampage, starscream and rid 2001 sideburn
BUILD TEAM! I love teams where the youngest one is the leader, it's always a fun dynamic!
Transformuary day 19 & 20: Combiner & Leader
Transformers : FunPub Figure Subscription Service 2013 ( Toy Bios )
Scourge
Function : Clone Commander
“ Vengeance is an excuse for failure. I do not seek vengeance “
Cunning, dangerous and cruel, Scourge is a no-nonsense field commander charged with leading his army into battle. Although he shows little compassion for his troops, he shows even less for the enemy as he swings his signature Sword of Fury blade relentlessly towards the opposition, seeking to wreak as much bodily damage as possible. Should that fail to deliver the final blow, a barrage attack from his four shoulder-mounted missile launchers will end the fight with definitive results
Formed when multiple personalities – including the heroic Optimus Prime – were simultaneously scanned, Scourge rarely speaks of his origins. He detests them. He seeks to one day rectify the “ mix-up “ during his creation by slicing through the Autobot Commander’s armor plating and extinguishing the space of life within
Strength - 10, Intelligence - 9, Speed - 9, Endurance - 10, Rank - 9, Courage - 10, Fireblast - 9, Skill - 9. Total : 75
Slipstream
Function : Espionage
“ The truth is well-hidden. To find it, you have to lose yourself in a sea of lies “
Slipstream is a mystery to all those whom she meets. No one knows who she is or from where she comes. All that they know is that she seems a little different from the rest of the Cybertronians who have made Axiom Nexus their home
This Decepticon poses as a spy for hire, selling her skills to the top bidders from among the more nefarious members of Axiom Nexus’ criminal element. Her ability to cloak her energy signature lends itself well to this line of work as, when enabled, it renders any detector, alarm and some Cybertronians, blind to her whereabouts. Even the TransTech have not found a trustworthy means of tracking her. If cornered, she can use her arm-mounted Alternating Gyro-Power ( AGP ) Nullifier missiles to generate a cascading EMP shockwave capable of disrupting the energy flow in machine, mech and robot for a half-hic. As crafty a schemer as any Starscream, only she knows her true agenda as she stalks the darkest alleys of Axiom Nexus
Strength - 7, Intelligence - 9, Speed - 8, Endurance - 6, Rank - 4, Courage - 9, Fireblast - 6, Skill - 7. Total : 56
Circuit
Function : Messenger
“ Whatever you do, keep rolling ! “
Circuit isn’t an easy Autobot to trust ; in fact it’s best not to trust him at all. While his own interests are his only true concerns, his smooth-talking demeanor can make it seem as though he’s made terrible sacrifices for the good of others. His lies and schemes have a wide reach – ensnaring both Autobot and Decepticon alike – and force Circuit to constantly travel from one location to the next or else be caught by the victims of his scams. His invisibility shield and decelerator cannon aid him in these endeavors, allowing him to slip out of sight or slow his pursuers to a crawl
Unfortunately for Circuit, he could only run for so long. After the fall of the Decepticon Homeland, he found himself rigged with the same teleportation tag that the Autobots had latched onto the Decepticons. Instead of teleporting him back to a dead Cybertron, however, the device on Circuit malfunctioned and flung him deep in the multiverse and through the dimensional gate in Axiom Nexus
Strength - 5, Intelligence - 9, Speed - 10, Endurance - 5, Rank - 4, Courage - 6, Fireblast - 8, Skill - 10. Total : 57
Breakdown
Function : Scout
“ If I’m so paranoid, then how come everyone really IS watching me ? “
Breakdown may be a twitchy bundle of neurotic programming impulses but he comes by it honestly. When the Autobots and Decepticons of his universe combined forces to wage a titanic struggle against the technoorganic Destructons, Breakdown was assigned to locate their foes’ Maelstrom Fracture Obelisk. Before he could report this ancient structure’s location back to Galvatron, he was attacked by Psychokhan. A Psychospear strike pierced his side and the combination of its mental assault and the obelisk’s Disentanglement Field sent him careening through cracks in the multiverse. It wasn’t until many stellar cycles later that his energy signature was identified and caught by the TransTech’s trans-universal tracers, landing him on the multiversal transit pad within Axiom Nexus. Now he attempts to fit into an unfamiliar world, wearing an identification bolt and under constant surveillance. His concussion cannon and modular vibro-projection engine give him a little comfort at least
Strength - 6, Intelligence - 7, Speed - 8, Endurance - 5, Rank - 4, Courage - 8, Fireblast - 8, Skill - 7. Total : 53
Jackpot
Function : Strategist
“ You’ve got to know when to fold them...because I’m always on a hot streak ! “
Jackpot coasts through life with a smile and firm belief that everything will turn out okay. Because for him, it usually does. No matter how dire the situation, things seem to come out all right in the end. Of course, he realizes that sometimes luck needs a helping hand and can typically find some way to tilt the odds in his favor...even when he’s being chased by a pack of angry Decepticons ( or more recently, TransTech police ). He uses his incredible luck and high speed ( up to 225mph in his roadster mode ) to make up for a general lack of power. In both modes, his side-pipes are photon emitters that can produce blinding light shows or be focused into concentrated heat beams
Strength - 4, Intelligence - 8, Speed - 8, Endurance - 7, Rank - 4, Courage - 8, Fireblast - 4, Skill - 9. Total : 52
Ultra Mammoth
Function : Commander
“ Consistency is victory “
For eons, Ultra Mammoth had been known as Ultra Magnus – director of Autobot covert operations and, most recently, commander of the starship Graviton. However, what began with a distress signal sent from Ironworks on Earth led to an event that changed everything. And ended everything. As Ultra Magnus and his crew neared the glowing blue orb many Cybertronians had come to know as home, the fabric of space tore before them and cast the vessel through a temporal wormhole. The momentum from the distortion’s pull heaved the Graviton towards a planet. It was Earth but not the Earth with which they were familiar. Having to abandon their vehicle alt-modes for forms that could both function in the hostile new environment as well as withstand the strange energy fields that seemed to affect their robot modes, Ultra Magnus and his crew were no longer the Autobots they once were. Through contact with a strange visitor, he and his crew are now known as the Maximals and roar into battle !
Strength - 10, Intelligence - 9, Speed - 6, Endurance - 9, Rank - 10, Courage - 10, Fireblast - 9, Skill - 8. Total : 71