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' Wow. It's been years. '

outofsuit; tbh, I'll probably just post an open or two, reply a couple of times, then fuck off again like I usually do ;A;

outofsuit; Laughs because it's been 10 million years since I updated

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thundxrr:

“I know this place. This is New York—- aye?”

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' Sure is, pal. Ya miss it? '

#thundxrr #helloooo~

justineskye

#big brain;

suitless; Frick I really need to be more active here. I am so sorry friends.

qceenmother

super quick flash giveaway

i feel like making things so i’m doing a super quick giveaway.

must be following me

reblogs only

ends at 9 PM so in like 40 minuets ish

5 people will get things, whether that be banners or icons or whatever.

virxfortis:

❝If the roles were switched, you’d envy my leotard. That’s why I cover ground, and you cover whatever flies over my head.

——- Look, at least my spandex-clad bumps are better than Banner’s buck ass nudity.❞

( with fists clenched, he settled down the urge to roll his eyes at the scruffy dwarf. )

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' But see, they're not, which is why I don't.

Aaaaand you got a good point there, I give you that. I'd rather not see either, to be honest. '

#lMFAO THIS IS HILARIOUS #SPANDEX-CLAD BUMPS #MY BUMPS MY BUMBS #MY LOVELY FREEDOM BUMPS CHECK IT OUT #- de a d-#virxfortis

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virxfortis:

❝What’s wrong with the spandex? It provides flexibility and absorbs sweat. I still gotta figure out how you managed to save the world in that big, chunky can of yours.❞

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' That was-- a little more information than I needed, thanks. I also don't need to see every hump and bump on your body.

I saved the world in my "chunky can" because its awesome factor is exponentially higher than your leotard. '

#ooohhh boy here we go #the peen contest is on #what a couple of losers #virxfortis

virxfortis:

❝It’s called being imaginative, Stark. —— You don’t happen to know what that means, do you?❞

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' Did you really just ask me that? Of course I know what it means-- but unfortunately for you, Cap, my definition does not include wearing a spandex onesie. '

#judging you steeb B(#no no I don't mind at all #that's what they're there for!#:3 #virxfortis