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@med-quotes
Oh, you docs! You’re all alike, especially when you’re just out of school and think you know it all. You can’t see any good in chiropractic or electric belts or bone-setters or anything, because they take so many good dollars away from you.
Arrowsmith by Sinclair Lewis
Surgeons must be very careful, When they take their knife! Underneath their fine incisions, Stirs the Culprit — Life!
Emily Dickinson
Physicians know how to think but not how to feel.
Dr. Bernie Siegel
I know from experience that some physicians believe their M.D. makes them Medical Dieties but I know for me it meant My Disease.
Dr. Bernie Siegel
Appendix: An internal organ of no value to anyone except a surgeon.
Unknown
For brevity’s sake I shall use the expression “rays,” and to distinguish them from others of this name I shall call them “X-rays.
Wilhelm Röntgen
There is only one things in this world shittier than biting it from cancer when you're sixteen, and that's having a kid who bites it from cancer.
John Green, The Fault in Our Stars
What the Public Health Doctor fails to prevent, the Private Doctor tries to cure; what the Private Doctor fails to cure, the Specialist tries to improve; what the Specialist fails to improved, the Mortician beautifies.
Unknown
Sperm is a bandit in its pure state.
Emile Cioran
When sperm and egg unite, something goes from inanimate to animate. It is life.
Mitt Romney
Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper.
Bjork
Just because you donate sperm does not make you a father. I don't have a father. I would never give him the credit or acknowledge him as my father.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.
Dave Barry
Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!
Erick Gray
Whenever you're feeling down, remember; you're the sperm that won.
Unknown
Taking final exams? Good luck. I believe in you. But I also believe that snakes are sperm on the egg that is Earth, so my beliefs are iffy.
Unknown
Politicians are like sperm. One in a million turn out to be an actual human being.
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