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Andrea Ocampo. TV host, lifestyle blogger, author, and ninja. Just an all around badass hostess with the mostess! Media gypsy and Colombian spitfire. Former Miami Dolphins cheerleader. 1/2 of the Hype Sisters with my lady love, Charly. Goofball, nerd, lover of cheese fries. Not as sweet and innocent as I look, so don't get it twisted. My adorable face is the reason why you tune into the shows. And who could blame you? I'm simply the best at what I do. ⌜ I guess I kind of hate most things, but I never really seem to hate you. | AR.⌟ simply a roleplaying blog.*.

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samoangoddessxo:

Byron will probably enjoy it so I’ll just punch idiot #2 hard enough for the both of them.

That’ll work, I’m sure. As long as there’s violence.

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samoangoddessxo:

I don’t know who’s more annoying Apollo Crews or Saxton.

Both of ‘em can go far far away from me.

Just punch them both.

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australianxstud:

You can’t, my fiancée needs me alive.

She’ll get over it.

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australianxstud:

Slightly judging you…from a distance right now.

I’ll find you and kill you.

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I verbally assaulted my fiancé in Spanish because the coffee machine broke.

Yeah. I’m definitely psychotic.

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Woke up with a damn headache.

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glorious-roode:

I have. They call them cluster migraines.

How terrible.

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Woke up with a damn headache.

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glorious-roode:

Lucky me. Had these things for years.

Then you should see a doctor if you’ve “had them for years”.

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Woke up with a damn headache.

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glorious-roode:

I always do.

Clearly.

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Woke up with a damn headache.

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You’ll survive.

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How the hell did I get so lucky?

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bootscootinblakey:

Oh please. You wish that would happen. 

I don’t need to wish for it, that’s the best part.

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How the hell did I get so lucky?

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bootscootinblakey:

He’ll realize he doesn’t have to deal with a cunt like you soon enough. 

I’m sure Cathy’s already realized even she could do better than a pathetic loser like you.

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How the hell did I get so lucky?

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bootscootinblakey:

The truth. 

Hardly, but nice try.

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How the hell did I get so lucky?

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bootscootinblakey:

Oh like Mike did with you? 

Lol, oh please.

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How the hell did I get so lucky?

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She settled, obviously.

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The fact that it’s actually chilly in Florida is gross.

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dani--polinskyyy:

Especially since she’d rather be running around in only her diaper right now. 

I’m not surprised.

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