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@medici-official
Hello!
This is the first post from Medici's "official" blog! (the radio announcer ran away and nobody else was up for the position so we had to get a blog instead)
Next time you go on holiday, why not choose Medici?
Anything tagged with "general's news network" is "OFFICIAL" news about the island of Medici. Any other sources of news about the island are illegal.
The terrorists have spray painted a picture of me with a stupid moustache and devil horns directly onto my grandmother's house. I am shocked at this development. We shall destroy them! Vive Medici.
Attention, any residents of Vico Tructa: I have forgotten to put the handbrake on my car and i am now careening down into the village at high speed. Please stay indoors. Vive Medici!
The staff ration shipment to Le Galera has been dropped into the sea again. The person responsible will be fired. Out of a cannon. Into a mountainside. Vive Medici!
I hope you know you had me googling for 10min straight about the definitely, absolutely, 100% existing in the real world country called Medici 😔
What do you mean? Medici is real. Vive Medici!
Where all my country officals at 🥺🥺🥺🥺 I wanna follow y'all 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Hi neighbour!
Hello.
To be honest, i don't even know where half of these towns are. All of you are in places i don't give a shit about. You could be in Assville and i would care just as much. Vive Medici!
Many of you know about "Boom Island", the small crescent-shaped landform to the far south of Medici's territorial waters, and many more have reported the presence of four or maybe five men in black leather racing dune buggies around over there. We're sending a ship to investigate. Vive Medici!
We're blowing up Espia Alta to make room for a new Wal-Mart. Apologies to all three Espia Alta fans in the world, but we need the space. Vive Medici!
engine oil in burgoletto
Accidentally drove my car into a lake. I fucking hate the roads here.
Di Ravello has made a deal with this with this uh- with this... "McGill And Company" transportation company to bolster Medici's great transportation network with more buses. May this partnership last forever! Vive Medici!
The toilet in the recording studio has been blocked. God help us all.
Indians and Italians! Rejoice! For I am making a tandoori chicken pizza with pineapple, simultaneously offending two diverse cultures
BEHOLD
Tandoori chicken pizza with tandoori sauce, pineapple, cheddar, and mozzarella
FUCKKKK I WANTTTT THISIISISISISIS SUHFKEKCJIAJCJ28JXJ AAAAAAA btw bon appetit
@totally-india, I see why you didn't tag me... coward.
I approve of this pizza.
Medici, why are you doing this to me? Come on, I thought you were meant to at least somewhat be on my side. Alliance is such a lie.
I like pineapple. Is that what makes you so angry? A difference in what people eat? Pineapple is expensive in Medici. I only eat it a few times a year.
I was allergic to pineapple until recently and it only recently went down enough for me to be able to eat it. So I'm trying to enjoy it as much as I can too ^_^
You get me.
Indians and Italians! Rejoice! For I am making a tandoori chicken pizza with pineapple, simultaneously offending two diverse cultures
BEHOLD
Tandoori chicken pizza with tandoori sauce, pineapple, cheddar, and mozzarella
FUCKKKK I WANTTTT THISIISISISISIS SUHFKEKCJIAJCJ28JXJ AAAAAAA btw bon appetit
@totally-india, I see why you didn't tag me... coward.
I approve of this pizza.
Medici, why are you doing this to me? Come on, I thought you were meant to at least somewhat be on my side. Alliance is such a lie.
I like pineapple. Is that what makes you so angry? A difference in what people eat? Pineapple is expensive in Medici. I only eat it a few times a year.
Indians and Italians! Rejoice! For I am making a tandoori chicken pizza with pineapple, simultaneously offending two diverse cultures
BEHOLD
Tandoori chicken pizza with tandoori sauce, pineapple, cheddar, and mozzarella
FUCKKKK I WANTTTT THISIISISISISIS SUHFKEKCJIAJCJ28JXJ AAAAAAA btw bon appetit
@totally-india, I see why you didn't tag me... coward.
I approve of this pizza.
Where is Medici?
It is in the Mediterranean. Near Italy.
