India

Hello, I'm the intern for the Indian government on this hellsite

[india-official]

Intro post ✨

Hello, nice to see you!! I'm just a normal old person pretending to be The Official Country of India ^~^ my pronouns are she/her

Do Not Interact list includes: homophobes, transphobes, racists, misogynists, pedophiles, ableists, etc

Fellow India related blogs so far:

My incredible wifey @pakistan-official :3

States, aka my kids: @stateofuttarpradeshindiaofficial, @rajasthanofficial, @bihar-official, @telangana-official, @tamil-nadu-official @tamilnadu-official, @karnatakaofficial , @this-is-goa , @axom-miss , @mumbai-official , @kolkatabbg, @punjab-official, @maharashtra-official, @girlbossguwahati, @delhi-the-capital, @mizoram-unofficial, @hyderabad-unofficial, @manipur-official, @gujarat-offical @madhya-pradesh-official, @manipur-official @himachal-official

My adopted kids (the corpos): @the-actual-reliance

My space-crazy kid is @isro-official, @gmaane-genius and @parle-g-official are everyone's favourite biscuit with chai and @laddoo-hain-drugs-nahi is our local superhero. @ancient-india-official the Olde Me and @totally-india is my twinn. @cbse-official is our schooling board

[meowsouphil]

aaj mera bday hai mujhe wish karo 🦅🦅🦅

[india-official]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[kosmogrl]

[eclipse-ofthe-sun]

[gracklesong]

My boyfriend is trying to explain cricket to me again. “He’s only got two balls to make 48 runs”, he says. The camera focuses on a man. Underneath him it says LEFT ARM FAST MEDIUM. A ball flies into the stands and presumably fractures someone’s skull. “There’s a free six”, my boyfriend says. 348 SIXES says the screen. A child in the audience waves a sign referencing Weet-Bix

[gracklesong]

The first time he showed me this I assumed he was pranking me

[india-official]

Wow OO

[loveridden1999]

constantly trying to see the inherent good in people is a humiliation ritual that i continue to willingly participate in

[ruffboi-mags]

[goldenduckie]

Ok i know that too some people it will just look like a question mark but i am in love with this 🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪new 🫪🫪🫪🫪emoji apple added it dosent even feel real🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪do the peo🫪🫪🫪🫪ple know🫪 about🫪🫪🫪 this🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪

[pavlover-boy]

the nature of tumblr is that, no matter what you do, your most popular posts are always going to be a low-effort shitpost from half a decade ago, that meme you shamelessly reposted that one time, and various posts accusing the Character of being a fag

[crunchymayo]

Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use

[inthefallofasparrow]

Hey, what did you do with that box you had before? I need it for something.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

[goofda]

“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔

[kosmogrl]

[eclipse-ofthe-sun]

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[molabuddy]

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

[india-official]

hello india official!

Hiiiiiiii ^~^

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[ozempicofficial]

[lycanshelby]

Starting a collection

[india-official]

i started dying the second i read pakistan is ur wife its too funny

😋😋😋😋

Im too lazy to add them here but if the search feature worked better, i could pull up posts of the outrage I’d caused when we announced hehe

[desolationlesbian]

sometimes I think too hard about like. how the ability to record audio fundamentally changed how humans interact with music. can you imagine if the only time you ever heard music in your whole life was when you or another human being in your actual physical presence decided to create it. and 99.99% of the time that person was not a professional but just like your wife or your dad or your co-worker or church choir singing or playing whatever they happened to know. i honestly don't think we can fathom it

[desolationlesbian]

Everyone on this post making nonsense "WAH it must have been BETTER back then" comments is ridiculous. I have 24/7 instant high-quality access to Carly Rae Jepsen's entire catalog. Go listen to Cut To The Feeling and appreciate that miracle or get off my post.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

[alettertofutureme]

History is not done with us yet my friend

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened