oh, well, hello, tenants! yes, hi, it’s me, your friendly neighborhood.. landlord. i have a little announcement for everyone, though i suppose it may not come as a surprise to all of you ( mister cahill, yes, i’m referring to you ). since things have been a bit quiet, it’s come to my attention that holding an honesty hour would be in everyone’s best interest. since it’s already the evening, this little event will last until tomorrow at 7:30pm so everyone can get their hands dirty. i do hope everyone will participate & give us all ( read: me ) a glimpse into your wild little minds. i won’t be participating this time around, as i want it to be all about you, but i’ll open up my inbox for the next one for sure. have a nice truth out!
ohhh heyyyy everybody ~ decided to write a lil intro for everyone’s favorite eccentric landlord who lives for all the drama! this is also a disclaimer.. he’s a character, y’all & none of his opinions or things he says are my ( ally ) personal views on any characters in the rp! he fake just like the rest of our charas! anyways, let’s get to the goodies!
he doesn’t have a pinterest board.. should i make one? FJDNVK
no triggers cos he’s an angel!
vinny has been the medina complex landlord since it’s opening in 1989. they’re sixty-six years old, and they tend to care more about his tenants’ drama than their rents. sometimes when i walk by his home on melrose avenue i hear lush life by zara larsson playing. lately, i’d say they’re pretty charismatic, but sometimes that’s overwhelmed by the fact that they’re ruthless. i mean, they don’t pay rent, so that’s the most important fact here. mimosas served at 4pm on a wednesday, starched collars on patterned shirts, soft laughter exchanged behind your back & the comfortable feeling of being around a well known relative.
word ok ! this is vinny, my actual father !
he’s a phat drama queen and has been since he was a kiddo back in the day lmao! always had the dream of making it big in hollywood & he actually? ended up doing p well for himself when he got there?? did some commercials and cameos in blockbuster movies and shit like that — no starring roles, but he was cool with just being in movies ygm!
anyways! when he got Tired of going to auditions and shit lmao he was like ‘nah lemme relax with my modest million’ & that’s what he did! legends only! he went on to do guest appearances on talk shows and red carpets cos he’s a fucking leech for the drama & honest to god probably worked for entertainment tonight for a hot minute lmao
so ya he don’t do that anymore, but he’s got a blog now! he rly be bloggin like that! making coin from doing absolutely nothing? yeah, the dream, honestly! he was also like .. why not get my own pack of guinea pigs to study and poke BFVCNJD love his MIND !
anyways so YEAH that’s why he be the way he be & why he’s occasionally lenient with rent.. its not like he Needs the money but hes like .. be responsible, please .. with an eyeroll emoji like ‘Idiots” FVNJC
so ya! just felt like writing this for literally no reason! weird flex but ok .. !
