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kobra kid: very good job using your words! will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke
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the girl: Hi I'm 1 years old and learning to read through your posts. Cigarette.
kobra kid: very good job using your words! will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke
poison: okay. amended statement:
poison: i will fuck anything WITH a pulse that passes the harkness test and anything WITHOUT a pulse that has never HAD a pulse.
jet: started a reward system to help me get tasks done. the reward is when i do a task i get to say the word cowboy
2D: *tastes batter* it's missing something.
russel: love in your heart?
murdoc: the souls of the innocent?
noodle: crack cocaine?
2D, walking towards the spice rack: cinnamon.
noodle: the souls of the innocent are a good substitute for cinnamon if we're out.
jet: it's so fucked up that we use pig as an insult
jet: do not compare the wonderful and humble swine to the fucking cops
scott: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVER POST YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS YOU STUPID FUCK YOU DESERVE TO GET SWATTED
roxy: do you honest to god think my full name is walter hartwell white and I live at 308 negra arroyo lane
scott: feel like twitter doesn't care about men who express themselves by sitting on the floor in the middle of the living room meowing #menwhomeow
poison, holding a knife with another knife duct-taped to the end: you fuckers dont know about my knife knife
kobra: sword
poison: blocked
jet: parried!
kobra: you STEAL my motorcycle. i DON'T have you arrested. i invite you into my home! i try to teach you about the joys of sculpting! i'm forced to wait an HOUR for BAGELS I DIDN'T EVEN WANT!
kobra: AND THEN I COME HOME! TO FIND YOU CHEWING ON MY SIBLING'S FACE.
ramona: you're stupid. i like that in a man.
ramona: this is my boyfriend scott
ramona: and scott's boyfriend wallace
ramona: and wallace's boyfriend mobile
young neil: nintendo ds makes me forget that i don't have any friends :)
runaway, about to call the police about johnny "mysteriously" going missing: this is what us among us fans call a self report
jet star: zone five mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?
volume: bongs at hyperthrust
tommy chow mein: there’s a bloke at the electric motel who will suck your dick for 450 carbons hell even play with your balls for an extra quid
jet star: I have 0 desire to meet you let alone give you money
tommy chow mein: 350?
draculaura: well, i've always been a vegan.
kieran, pulling out a gun: i haven't.
kobra kid: oh magic 8 ball, will my sight ever get better?
the coconut he's holding:
well one or the other man jesus christ