raisin bran crunch has all the necessary nutrients for great coochie
My nan eats that 😧
Guess what your nan has
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raisin bran crunch has all the necessary nutrients for great coochie
My nan eats that 😧
Guess what your nan has
90s taco bell was more a e s t h e t i c than ur shitty tumblr will ever be
Very Unsettling Threats:
• I will boil your teeth
• I swear to god I will fill your sinuses with urine
• I will invert your rib cage
• I will squeeze your kneecaps
• I’m gonna harvest your toes
• I will pour cement into your ears
This is by no means a complete list; please feel free to add what you like :)
why do these all sound like assaults in bitlife?
Oh my god you’re right
my friend who is training to be a 911 operator just told me that they are having to restrain themself whenever responding to training calls from saying “that’s illegal people can’t do that” and I find that so fucking funny
For context
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[Narrator: A scientist in Peru [pause for peep] captured this, escaping from the tiny body [pause for peep] of a sleeping hummingbird. [pause for peep] A high-pitched [pause for peep] but unmistakable snore. [pause for peep] Hummingbirds are loved for their beauty and speed [pause for peep] but this one was behaving a little bit like a human. [pause for peep] The perfect cute-response trigger.]
[pause for peep]
Attention all customers: our store will be closing in five minutes. If you are present in the store after closing you will be hunted for sport.
Bring it fuckstick. See how fast the hunters become the hunted.
Just because you wear Mossy Oak to dress up for a Walmart run doesn’t mean your average Target cashier couldn’t stuff and mount your head over their fireplace
Everyone who works retail, at any given customer:
anyway big congrats to john overwatch
I hate this. I also need more of this.
Reblog if you’re homophobic
definitely food porn
That waffle sandwich tho😍😍😍GEEZUS
GET IN ME TUMMY!