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"ORIGINAL" BLOG: @microbe. 22/m/LA

[medosu-blog]

im no longer using this blog (but i won’t delete it), but i am using my old blog again. the URL is “microbe” follow me there and ill probably follow back immediately

microbe.tumblr.com

[jewist]

[sleazeburger]

[thefinalgrl]

me two hours after i should have gone to bed: time to solve the jonbenet ramsey case

[medosu-blog]

This is me at work

[pardonmeme]

Reblog with the most notes you've ever gotten on an original post in the tags

[medosu-blog]

470k

[sunbathe]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BXVCzGejlFd/

[neo-soulless]

Me, piecing together the data and finding out hez a bottom

[neo-soulless]

When the same is done to me

[antiandrogen]

Hey guys just a heads up!! pay close attention to ur halloween candy bc people are disguising TESTOSTERONE BLOCKERS and ESTROGEN TABLETS as candy!!! they out here tricking kids into transitioning!

[gothkurata-deactivated20191228]

Can we get a fact check on this please

[antiandrogen]

My coworker’s cousin’s nephew got hormone candy last halloween and now he got titties!!

[the-dragon-of-rainbows]

-.- he got fat, hormones are too expensive for that foolishness just like the drug rumors

[antiandrogen]

Then why, in addition to his titties sitting, is his waist snatched??

[jackassthe-deactivated20201015]

I’m calling bullshit on this. No way in hell is someone is gonna do some shit like this.

[antiandrogen]

Two different people with homestuck icons took this post seriously

[sw33tbuns]

[medosu-blog]

I HATE this

[little-nugget-of-molten-rage-de]

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

It’s 2017 if somebody ain’t texting back they flat out don’t wanna talk to you. Ppl be on their phones in church, at work , at the gym etc

[tywysogannwn]

false, some people are depressed/avoidant

[medosu-blog]

me, procrastinating: i hope somebody kills me before this is due

[laurenzuke]

my ONLY regret is that i wasnt on the show long enough to make peridot obsessed with fidget spinners canon

[bostonian-pearl]

youve ruined her character enough, zuke

[laurenzuke]

(rubbing my grubby gay immature hands all over steven universe) ha ha i wrote for this show and you didnt 

[bostonian-pearl]

….are you serious

[trlake-deactivated20200421]

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

[craigzlist]

that’s pussy babe!

[drheamie]

[baras]

Sakuyamon!

[pleasefireme]

Please fire me. I work at McDonald’s and last week I spent 15 minutes trying to explain to an old man they we do not sell hot dogs (McDogs as he claimed it) then he threatened to report me for “withholding products from him”!

[sinbadism]

hes from an alternate timeline

[cuttlefishlovr]

the McDogs man actually proves the multiverse theory