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Posts may contain strong language! I mainly do the Prequel/Clone Wars gang, but sometimes I do the Original gang :) This is a safe space for all SW fans, all forms of negativity/hate will not be tolerated!!!!

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Obi-Wan: Have you got a plan?

Anakin: Technically.

Obi-Wan: That means no.

Ahsoka: It means Anakin has confidence.

Anakin: *nods enthusiastically*

Obi-Wan, looking exhausted: That means worse than no.

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Ahsoka: What’s the most polite way to phrase “You fucked up big time and need to fix this now or else” in a professional email?

Obi-Wan, who sends this to Anakin on a bi-weekly basis: “Hello there, I hope this email finds you before I do.”

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Obi-Wan: This is a mistake.

Anakin: A mistake we’re gonna laugh about one day.

Obi-Wan: But not today.

Anakin: Oh no, today’s gonna be a mess.

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Obi-Wan: I don’t know... I just got the sense he didn’t like me.

Anakin: Did he say he didn’t like you?

Obi-Wan: Of course not. No one ever says they don't like you straight to your face.

Anakin:

Anakin: We have led different lives.

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Anakin: And once again, Obi-Wan and Anakin save the day.

Ahsoka: You didn’t do anything, it was all Obi-Wan.

Anakin: We’re a package deal, everyone knows that.

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Obi-Wan: Why did you get here so late?

Ahsoka: Well...

Anakin: We were in the turbolift for 15 minutes panicking thinking we were stuck.

Ahsoka: Only to find out that neither of us pushed the button...

Obi-Wan:

May the 4th be with you, friends :D !!

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[During a mission debrief after another famous Anakin ‘brilliant and not at all dangerous’ Plan™ almost got him and Ahsoka killed]

Obi-Wan, scolding Anakin: How the kriff were you let into the Order?!

Obi-Wan, walking out of the room: You have the ideas of a madman, the confidence of a drunk oaf, and the grace of a newborn deer on ice!!

Anakin:

Ahsoka:

Anakin: Huh, very descriptive insults.

Cody: Yeah, that’s how you know he’s in a mood.

Ahsoka: Why? Did something happen?

Cody: Satine didn’t talk to him today. Like, at all.

Anakin and Ahsoka, in unison: Ohhhhhh-

Obi-Wan, barging back in: AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE-

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[At the beginning of Anakin’s intervention regarding his questionable (aka reckless) actions during missions]

Ahsoka, quietly: Huh..

Anakin: What?

Ahsoka: Nothing! I just… I thought they were gonna tackle you.

Anakin: You thought they were gonna what?!

Ahsoka: Y’know! I thought they were gonna tackle you like on Intervention.

Anakin:

Ahsoka:

Anakin: That’s To Catch a Predator.

Ahsoka: Oh…

Anakin:

Ahsoka:

Anakin: Are you disappointed now that they’re not gonna tackle me?

Ahsoka:

Ahsoka, looking down: Yeah, I’m a little disappointed.

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Obi-Wan: Is anyone going to tell me what’s going on in here?

Ahsoka: It’s kind of complicated, but Anakin-

Obi-Wan: Got it. Forget I asked.

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Mace Windu: I don’t dislike Anakin.

Windu: Is he a perfect person?

Windu: No.

Windu: Does he try to get better everyday?

Windu: Also no.

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Anakin: I have an idea.

Obi-Wan, deadpan: Anakin, your last idea was murder.

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Windu, to Anakin: I’m not saying you’re the dumbest person in the universe.

Anakin: :)

Windu: But you better hope the dumbest person in the universe doesn’t die.

Anakin: :(

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Palpatine: Where’ve you been?

Vader: Just walking around, contemplating the future, wishing for the sweet release of eternal extinction.

Palpatine:

Palpatine: Cool...

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Ahsoka: You and Padmé are dating now?

Anakin: We are! I’ve never been happier!

Ahsoka: So, she talked to you and she was like...“more”?

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Anakin: Guess what I’m about to get!

Obi-Wan, deadpan: On my nerves.

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Obi-Wan, in Kenobi: If I keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.

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Anakin: I think there might be something wrong with me.

Ahsoka: Master, I mean this in the nicest way possible...

Ahsoka: There is no way you’re just realizing that now.