Memoirs of a Medical School Courtesan

We all have issues; I just blog about mine. Stressed, depressed, but always well dressed. Ivy league medical student. Sugar baby. Courtesan. On a perpetual pursuit of perfection.

[medschoolsugar]

Nostalgia

This community was so germane in teaching me everything I knew about the game and molding me into the woman I am today. I wish it still existed - I know I have the capacity to connect with some of the girls from Peach, but I miss the tumblr of yesteryear. Wishing all the girls who helped me over the years health, happiness, and abundance this year.

[medschoolsugar]

Can we please bring tumblr back? I feel like 2020 needs something positive.

[riffatmatinpoetry]

Faith. Belief. Consistency. I am putting all my efforts into my dreams. This year I am going to level up. This year I am going to get a major win.

Affirmation of the day. 

2019 and beyond mindset.

(via riffatmatinpoetry)

[hoedl]

fml lollll i hate sex yooo

i dont mind having my holes fucked

but please dont touch me :/

or try to pleasure me :/

can i just fucken do my job and suck your dick:/

you will never ever make me cum :/

stop asking what i like :/

stop asking how u can make me cum:/

you wont :/

your tongue on my clit makes me want to kill myself :/

you spitting on my pussy doesnt help :/

you’re all disgusting :/

theres a reason why youre paying :/

:/ :/ :/ :/

[medschoolsugar]

@ my clients 

[realhousewivesgifs]

[brownbarbiesugar-deactivated201]

major key right here

[sugar-boston]

I hate all these fake SBs on here. Like you know how “great” it is to be a SB? My SD insists on eating me out for like 40 fucking minutes and it feels like he’s trying to rip my vaj off. And it sounds similar to a large dog drinking water. When he kisses my body his lips make this disgusting old man smacking sound, and he gets that white shit in the corners of his mouth. And I have to have sex with that horny bastard for three hours a week. I walk away with a good amount of money. But I walk away with my vagina practically in a wheelchair and have ZERO desire to fuck ANYONE. Forget dating someone my age, sex repulses me right now. Emotions just get shut off, because I spend three hours making cringing and horrified faces when my face is shoved into a pillow, trying to think about why I have to do this, and I bite my lip to keep from screaming because the sounds he makes are so damn gross. So if you think this life is good enough to pretend you’re in it, fuck right off.

[medschoolsugar]

Literally my life 

[jussstahoe-deactivated20191230]

Me: I want men’s tongues, fingers, and genitals as far away from me as possible.

Also me: Money!!!!!!!!!!!

[donotreblogplease-deactivated20]

I’ve come to the realization that advertising platforms and expectations of having a large online-presence and following, in my opinion, are what seem to be fucking up my game. This seems to be a largely North American based phenomena as I’ve noticed it’s not as prevalent in many parts of Europe.

I’d like to get to a point in which I no longer have to rely on a web-presence and simply have a select few clients that sponsor my lifestyle. This is achievable and I’m working towards it.

Almost every single day of my tour — with the exception of a few busy ones from pre-bookings, multi-hours, and my lazy days — I’ve gone out to freestyle and I have yet to have an unseccessful day.

I think I figured out early on that the clientele I’m aiming for — the type that wouldn’t bat an eye at my rates, and would want to see me for hours on end — are not going to find me on the web because I don’t have a large presence, and because they simply aren’t looking online. They meet people very traditionally.

Freestyling is the way to go, especially if you’re within a large international city that brings in a multitude of people within different industries.

If you’re ever having a slow day or week with bookings from online requests, just simply go out. There will be, at the very least, one client who will see you right away. This is how escorts did their thing back in the day, and I now understand why it was so profitable.

I simply go out to places that interest me — and that will attract the clientele I’m after — and sit myself down (or walk around depending on where I am). At some point, I spark up conversation with someone and allow things to flow. At the end of the conversation, they will either allude to the fact that they want to see me again, ask to see me right away, or will leave if they’re headed elsewhere. If they seem to be in a hurry or in a position in which they aren’t able to see me right away, I hand them my business card and take theirs in exchange. I think it’s already assumed that I’m an escort, but once they access my website they’ll have all of the confirmation they need. And because I was so charming and alluring during out brief encounter, they become enamoured with the idea of seeing me again and getting together. And you know what that translates to? Multi-hour, overnight, or whole day bookings. A win in my books.

Take yourself out from time to time and witness the difference.

*It’s important to add that the environment you’re in is usually and will most likely be the determinant of how successful this may or may not be for you.

[medschoolsugar]

Iconic

[teambossbabe]

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[limperatricedesvices]

I’m a proud goldigger and will never be ashamed if a man ever calls me one

I think I’ll be like « And? Is it supposed to be an insult or something? Now watch the standards »

[lipstickoncigarettes]

When a vanilla guy hits on me

[jussstahoe-deactivated20191230]

I just don’t understand why you would waste a SW’s time when there are plenty of vanilla girls out their starved for unpaid attention and emotional manipulation? It is nonconsensual time theft and I am pissed off.

[spoiledgfng]

Career Aspirations

I want to be that girl that everyone knows slept her way to the top but they can’t say shit to her face because they want to keep their jobs.

[reallifesugar]

Literally my goals: “she’s SVP but didn’t earn it,” plot twist - I worked for it and fucked my way to the top 🥂

[dirty-fake-bitches]

[medschoolsugar]

ONE MORE TIME FOR THE MEN IN THE BACK. This “natural beauty” costs THOUSANDS to maintain and achieve. 

[brownbarbiesugar-deactivated201]

How do you know if you’re in love.? Because my heart stops every time, he walks in a room, my stomach goes crazy. He’s all I think about 24/7 and they only person that can brighten up my day. He’s the most beautiful person I ever seen. I never been in love and I just wanna know how do you know for sure. He says he’s just wants a physical thing with me, that he doesn’t like me like that but I can’t just stop the feelings I have

Girl bye. This is a hoe account.-S

[brownbarbiesugar-deactivated201]

I’m dead asf 😭😭

I’ll know I’m in love when I google their company and it’s publicly traded and has been performing well in the stock market. I’ll know I’m in love when their networth is so enormous makes me queasy. I’ll know I’m in love when they put a disgustingly large diamond on my finger and never mention the word “pre-nup” in my presence.

I’m not falling in love with any of these clowns, not even for a second until all those things happen.

- Mina

[thrivingheaux-blog]

MOOOD!!!!

[heauxinspo]

mood mood mood

[sbmisstaylor-deactivated2020031]

Unpopular opinion: I hate when SDs fall in love.

In my experience, when an SD falls in love things just get more complicated. Their emotions cloud rational thinking, they start rethinking about compensating you for your time because their LOVE is “enough.”

They want to be selfish and control aspects of your life that you hold dearly to you when being alone.

They forget the actual premise of the site and the bullshit they spewed about not wanting an actual relationships becomes true “I could go on Match.com if I wanted that.” 🙄 yet you want me be in an actual relationship with you, live with you, give up school for you and you’re 30+ years older than I am… 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Girls, hoes, hauxes, spoiled girlfriends, how the fuck do you deal with this?

[medschoolsugar]

I actually love it because I feel like a man in love is easier to manipulate. You love me? Great, MAKE MY LIFE EVEN EASIER. I wouldn’t even kiss my SD if he didn’t spend at least $500 on me when we were together. I’d openly discuss events where my peers were around and accessible/my mother wanting so desperately to have me find a BF like all her friend’s daughters and contemplating setting me up. I would wear suggestive clothing out with my friends. But I think limiting communication and affection whenever he would make any sort of reference to money is germane to him understanding exactly what his role is. Your pockets dry up, so does my affection. 

Case in point: Last year, he was complaining about spending money (every time we travel I need a full spa day to rejuvenate) when we went to the Rose Bowl. So while in line I started talking to this group of doctors that worked at USC but cheered for PSU. Got their numbers literally in front of his face, and when they asked who he was I said “just a friend”. The next day, he took me on a shopping spree and I left Palo Alto with a new YSL bag, makeup and skincare, 8 different outfits, and souvenirs for my entire family. 

[safaaach]

The pain of self disciplining yourself is better than the pain of regret 

[thegirlfriend-experience]

Constant reminder