Hi! You can call me Meek | She/Her | This is my Billford art side-blog. Iām mostly a lurker but triangle Bills have been declining so I need to become the change I want to see in the world. Main: @mekairu
Very curious if you have any Billford fanfiction recommendations for lesser known fics/authors? I'm wanting to find more fics and am overwhelmed, but I feel like I only ever see the same authors pop up and want to find some new material
i'm afraid that if I like a fic or an author, they tend to wind up on the big recs post i already have ^^;;; can't say I really keep track of authors who aren't already on there
I am unfortunately in the niche of like 15 highly dedicated individuals who only write triangle bill, which may actually be part of your issue. there are. very few people who actively write triangle bill. heartbreaking, i know š
you didn't ask for my opinion and this isn't the best metric but if you compare how many fics exist with the human bill tag vs triangle bill tag, human bill wins out by a pretty big margin
you may want to argue that a lot of people don't tag triangle bill since he's meant to be the default, but here's the thing: the triangle number goes down by over 100 if you remove human bill and a lot of people don't tag human bill or will use the wrong tags for it thus making things harder to organize
a difference of 200-300 isn't that bad but it is significant enough that i'd argue the triangle's in a losing battle
A day late but here it is! @candycatfalls Bill gets held day! This scene takes place after my vivisection fic . Theyāre having a well deserved break watching Repo! The Genetic Opera after a harrowing procedure š
Happy to announce Nurse Bill lives!! For nowā¦
When I first watched Repo! with my friends every time Paris Hiltonās character came on screen everyone would be like āomg Paris Hilton!ā So I got confused and thought she was playing as herself in it š
A day late but here it is! @candycatfalls Bill gets held day! This scene takes place after my vivisection fic . Theyāre having a well deserved break watching Repo! The Genetic Opera after a harrowing procedure š
Happy to announce Nurse Bill lives!! For nowā¦
When I first watched Repo! with my friends every time Paris Hiltonās character came on screen everyone would be like āomg Paris Hilton!ā So I got confused and thought she was playing as herself in it š
I was asked a while ago (i believe by @kerink ?) when I shared a list of the currently active fics I was reading if I could do a broader rec list as well, so here it is! not a ton of oneshots since I didn't try to keep good track of fics until very recently. will likely update this over time!
there is ONE non-triangle bill in here, but what he is in that one is vague so maybe he could still be the triangle. schrodingers triangle.
Collections:
Valentines 3K challenge (all explicit)
you know it. you love it. if you haven't read all of them though, you're missing the fuck out
Stan Bros Coffee (G and explicit)
the espresso-Bill AU! there's a bunch of little fics about it and they're all in here!
Billford Egg Hunt 2025 (all explicit)
that man gets eggs laid in him
Oneshots: (most oneshot recs are in the collections)
Eternal Devotion - Illusions of the Heart (explicit)
have you ever read a horror story posing as a love story? are you interested in the most unhinged yet cohesive internal monologue ever crafted? do you wonder why keyhole suddenly became so prominent in the fandom out of nowhere? all of these and more await you in here. click the link-- i am a normal fanfic
touch and go (teen)
it's portal ford, baby! great exploration of what prolonged isolation does to people and has excellent bill being sweeties
Haha He Fucked That...Spider? (explicit)
again, portal ford! he's the master of getting himself in stupid situations, and bill is the master of getting him out of them in the ways ford appreciates the least
Hazing Ritual (mature)
Ford takes a hike in the woods in the middle of the night with his cock out and Bill comes to say hi
Longfics:
Theseus' Guide To Ruining A Perfectly Good Boat (mature) (complete in my heart bc i know what happens)
why are you still following me if you haven't read this yet. y'all know what this is
Then it becomes, it becomes, it becomes a problem (mature) (complete)
how bad do things have to get before bill finally chooses to cut his shit out? the answer may surprise you!
during-betrayal fic where bill makes the ingenious decision to bring a third party into the mix as if that would solve anything. breathtaking prose, magnificent character work, and the best fucking bill cipher writing and analysis there is! SO funny, SO raw and emotional. Jan deserves to ascend to godhood at the cost of all of her family and friends. as a treat.
Creative Solution (unrated, but i'd call it mature) (complete)
what if bill erased ford's memories of the betrayal and weirdmageddon happened?
touches on what it's like to be in a relationship where you're both deeply mentally ill and insecure in a way that really, truly hits me. absolute masterwork of digging through bill's fucked up psyche and the ways in which he Can and Will spiral forever
AND BE SURE TO STICK AROUND FOR THE EPILOGUE: A VISIT TO THE PINES WHICH IS MY FAVORITE SHIT EVER!!! proving to your parents what a failure you are will always have good results! definitely break no-contact, only good things can happen!
Property of Bill Cipher (explicit) (good as complete)
pre-portal character exploration. the only fic i think ive ever seen that dares to say bill was doing extremely fucked up shit with ford the entire time before things went bad between them, it's just that after the betrayal, ford viewed it all in a different light. handles bill's obsession with the guy so nicely, does not shy away from the scary and unnerving in just the way i love it!
it's incomplete, but the story is really just a series of vignettes leading up to and a little after the betrayal, so we all know how this is all going to end anyways. this one is formative billford for me
Multiversal Manhunt Moved to Your Backyard (explicit, but only the final chapter) (complete)
set during weirdmageddon, bill and ford make a deal to play a game of sexy scary hide and seek.
it's so fun to root for the villain. this author has an amazing grasp on the character voices and tone, this is SUCH a delightful read and despite knowing exactly how it's gonna end, the tension still keeps you at the edge of your seat!
On the Level (mature) (incomplete)
marine biology AU where ford is a researcher on a deep sea base and bill is some sort of eldritch horror at the bottom of the sea. writing is lovely and it's really got the slow, ominous horror vibe down pat. it's tagged for Alien(1979) references so i'm personally waiting for bill to violently murder all of these people <3
also this is the non-triangle fic i was referring to
Take A Chance (explicit) (incomplete)
handyman bill thats very focused on how poorly bill and ford are able to communicate with each other, and boy, theyre bad at it. lots of cute family shenanigans and overall a very lighthearted read!
Dream Operator (mature) (incomplete)
post canon billford my beloved. Bill is trapped in the Theraprism, Ford is off doing his boat adventures with his brother, yet neither of them get the other out of their dreams. Literally. goofy dream shenanigans abound!
tear flesh from my skeleton just to feel something genuine (rated teen, it is NOT teen) (incomplete)
VIVISECTIONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Itās Better Than Sex! Itās Vivisection! (mature) (complete)
ONE FUCKING GUESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
Impossible Geometries and Biologies (explicit) (complete)
pregnant bill fic that i have some Opinions about but it gets to stay because I like the speculative bio they do just that much
Vivisection illustration inspired by @meekaroonie's fic "Itās Better Than Sex! Itās Vivisection!" with a bonus post-vivisection pin-up Bill drawing~ :3
Last song: Zydrate Anatomy from Repo! The Genetic Opera
Fav color: Blue
Last book: finished Nettle and Bone by T. Kingfisher for a book club Iām in with some friends. Weāre now reading Prey by Michael Crichton!
Last movie: āEver Afterā for my friendās bday
Last show: The Apothecary Diaries
Last obsession: Before the Billford brain rot stew, it was In Stars and Time!
Idk too many people so Iāll tag some cool peeps and you can join if you want: @kye-can-draw @shiningknight117 @appbillcider @zabkillkitten @jenetic777
Hey Billford nation! Are there any open discords I could join? I want to play in the sand with everyone talking about this old man regretting his choices and a mentally sound triangle š
I love reading all the comments of people being surprised and delighted by a Repo! X Gravity Falls crossover art. I am too honestly, who the fuck would think of that??
Chapters: 3/3
Fandom: Gravity Falls
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Bill Cipher/Ford Pines
Characters: Ford Pines, Bill Cipher
Additional Tags: Triangle Bill Cipher, Comedy, Crack, Vivisection, Sexual Humor, Medical kink I suppose??, Gore, but cartoony, Weirdmageddon (Gravity Falls), Fearamid (Gravity Falls), Love potion but it literally does nothing, Theyāre absolute freaks, Dialogue Heavy, Eye Trauma
Summary:
Bill attempts to use a love potion to get Ford to join his side. It has no effect... but it does lead to some other "fun activities". Somehow.
Vivisection- the cutting of or operation on a living animal usually for physiological or pathological investigation.
Last chapter is out!! Thanks to everyone who read and left comments, I havenāt written in a long time so this meant a lot <3 Hope you all have fun!Ā
Chapters: 3/3
Fandom: Gravity Falls
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Bill Cipher/Ford Pines
Characters: Ford Pines, Bill Cipher
Additional Tags: Triangle Bill Cipher, Comedy, Crack, Vivisection, Sexual Humor, Medical kink I suppose??, Gore, but cartoony, Weirdmageddon (Gravity Falls), Fearamid (Gravity Falls), Love potion but it literally does nothing, Theyāre absolute freaks, Dialogue Heavy, Eye Trauma
Summary:
Bill attempts to use a love potion to get Ford to join his side. It has no effect... but it does lead to some other "fun activities". Somehow.
Vivisection- the cutting of or operation on a living animal usually for physiological or pathological investigation.
Chapter 2 & 3 are up! Itās finished! Thank you everyone for reading, I havenāt written in years and this has been fun and youāve all been so nice <3
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