Steve Cobs

Founder and CEO of Meeple, where the future is so yesterday. Inventor of MePhone, MePad, and the brand new Me. Too ambitous? I don't care.

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Greetings!

Hello, I am an employee of Meeple Inc.

Due to a..... massive loss. I have taken control for perhaps a temporary time..? Our CEO, has listed several answers to your asks. So I'll be placing those said answers in asks they are meant to be!

And uh.—

...

We're selling his stuff? Uh. I don't— There's still his parents that can we can probably lend it to, I'm sure he won't just agree to sell it. There's no one in his—

Ahem.

Sorry for the brief silence! I just.. had to talk out some things with a fellow employee. It's nothing of the matter! I'll be answering some asks now.

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Hello!

Have you been wondering why I'm gone? My blogs not active? welp.

Boy do I have an answer.. you see. I wasn't well in the head. These blogs? Pure escapism. I loved playing as characters due to the fact people will LOVE me. I loved the attention. Because.

I had no one. No friends. Nothing.

with pure imagination and being a sucker to be in a world where imagination is your only limit. No harm. No REAL hate..

I wished it to be a hobby. But it ended up feeling like a job. work. Something I HAD to do.

So I quit. without a notice. Tried to be "happier".

Even taking therapy as of now! hooray!

will the blogs be coming back? perhaps. some year when i'm sane. where I'm ready again. Until then.

Farewell!

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ooooooo shoves a hypnoring in your face you are in love with mennn the menn is ballpoint pennn oooooooo you will let her out of the isolation tank oooo

What. That pen critic, four made?

Hah! Ridiculous. I would never fall in love with something that's not real, and dead.

At least.. I think he's still dead? I never saw him anywhere when I fast forwarded to the future..

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do yo u have any bricvks lyijgn aroiund do you want me to eat i mean take care ofvhthem for you,,

No? Why would I have bricks laying around.

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oh yeah mr cobs what even was your plan with the me? mephone without the phone? would it have been like. a clone of the user?? or did you just intend to sell those little glowing phomenom eggs as the product?

The Me was meant to completely obliterate ALL life generated through MeLife. At least when it's unplugged, plug it back in and would bring things back but......

...

And no. I did not intend to sell any future customers the organic energy from the Phenomse. That would be idiotic.

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mr cobs i believe that the asker with the omelette may have fried and eaten a phenemone egg

Thanks. I already figured it out with time.

You'd to be the STUPIDEST being to even think it's normal for an strangely 'perfectly' round egg that shines brightly– AND THEN COOK IT FOR BREAKFAST.

Who thinks that!? Apparently someone!

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wait, so you came to an alternate universe to escape death right? when you came here, wasn't there already another cobs? what did you do with him..?

Ah. Good question! I've been waiting to answer this the whole time.

At first I thought of trapping him somewhere and taking over the whole company.. But then. I thought.

This is just me! I could probably talk some sense about this. And then I did.

Told him I could save his company from negligence and even save those little creations from death. Got to say.

It's the easiest thing to deceive.

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do you have any friends? or have you not find anyone worthy of whatever amount of love you have to give?

Friends? I have plenty of friends!– oh I'm sure.

Back at Meeple, there was this one.. preeettyy annoying employee that I might as well consider a friend.

Now. If my memory is correct their name should start with an R... Ronnie? Renzo? Renzi? Whatever. There's them alright.

Oh wait. MY point of view? Well. No one.

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Mod(Allen) here.

WHAT.

Anyways. Renzi render soon or smth.

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What about mephone4 or the other meeple products aren't they your kids

No. They tend to get overly attached to me at times calling me "father", but still. They are not my children.

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hands this to you gently

Huh. What am I supposed to do with this?

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mr cobs have you ever considered having kids?

Honestly? Never thought of it. Like. EVER.

Maybe I would have at least like.. one kid that would continue on the company or something?

If I ever had a kid. It would be for several reasons like the one I said. But I don't plan on dying sometime. EXCLUDING that one time.

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Hey renember me? Ignoring that ii season 4 is coming so you have a chance that you somehow get revived or smthng idk

Who?

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NARRATOR:

(Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard)

According to all known laws

of aviation,

:

there is no way a bee

should be able to fly.

:

Its wings are too small to get

its fat little body off the ground.

:

The bee, of course, flies anyway

:

because bees don't care

what humans think is impossible.

And humans don't care whatever their same kind tells them an impossibility. Anything with a personality could be compared with ANYTHING.

Animals are the simplest ones you can compare a human or a thing with.

Anyhow. I'll stop talking about this. Next.

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Is the future so yesterday?

- @wackiestwackaphone

Truly is.

Apologies for the absence though. I swore there was another person replying to these asks other than me, but CLEARLY they're on break.

I'll be answering whenever I feel like it. It is demotivating looking at how many I have left to answer..

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🐟

What does this mean.

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my omelette tastes funny :(

Okay. So?

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