Well... This is awkward

Sabine. She/Her. 26. Multi-fandom Kpop side blog: nam-nam-joonie

[larval-tear]

goth girl cock

[larval-tear]

you know what? goth boy pussy.

[windup-angel]

[sonatacunt-deactivated20211212]

anyone know that reddit post about a girl who’s gf washes her hair and it talks about non sexual intimacy

found it :)

[evening-moon-rising]

My heart..

[topaz-stars]

This reminds me of this post;

Forgive me guys as I do not remember where the screenshot is from, but I have it here and I wanted to share with you.

[stevebuscemifanclubpresident]

[punkrock-bottom]

How slutty would you say you are?

In theory? Very. In practice? Not at all. I’m lazy.

[punkrock-bottom]

I’m absolutely OBSESSED with this catholic take on my slutty anon post

[j-sope-deactivated20211124]

yoongi: army connoisseur, polyglot, genius

hoseok: 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 ft. vmin vibing 😌

[writing-prompt-s]

In the afterlife, souls can see how many living people still know you once existed. You, who had lived a fairly normal life, finally saw the count drop to 0 just 200 years after your death. 500 years later, 95% of the Earth’s total population suddenly knows about you.

[anotherhawk]

And they all know I sold really, really shitty copper.

[nehirose]

I laughed UNREASONABLY hard over this.

[inthemiddleofmymidnight]

deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he uses his super speed and strength to save me from a van that is spiraling out of control)

[blue--folder]

Hummingbird is relaxing after drinking a lot of flower nectar.

[lmpressionismus]

[bigstupiduglyogre]

PEMDAS= Please Explode My Dick And Sack

[spockgirl]

people on here will post about the mcu and think they’re too good for supernatural

[dicknballz]

in our defense,the mcu is subtly homophobic, and supernatural sends it's gays to super hell

[spockgirl]

at least supernatural has gays

[krtrs]

podcasts are so fucking strange cause if you stop paying attention for like .5 seconds you miss so much information. like, i fell asleep listening to night vale once and woke up to cecil talking abt sex ed for spiders

[sussura]

But to be fair that’s just how nightvale is

[ghost-cassette]

You didn’t actually miss anything, Cecil waited for you to wake up and that was just the next thing he was going to say

[krtrs]

that’s so ominous and i hate that but thank you

[thebootydiaries]

me: can you tuck me in

them: ??? you handed me a shovel

me: yeah just spread the dirt over me as evenly as you can thanks

[consultingfujoshi]

[turtlegg]

[malachte]

im obsessed with how this baby seal at an aquarium looks when its picked up

[logarto]

entranced recently not by “i can fix him” or “i can make him worse” but the “something deeply wrong with him and i want to be around as like a spectator when the car crash inevitably happens” dynamic

[impiousphyrne-deactivated202402]

[funnytwittertweets]

[sweaterfemme-deactivated2025081]

i feel like we dont talk enough about how two of the most decorated female hockey players ever, one a former captain for team canada and the other for the usa, fell in love and had a baby together 

[sweaterfemme-deactivated2025081]

small gay sports baby

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

[positive-lesbian-vibes]

Ok but where is my cheesey lesbian rom-com about them falling in love while playing against each other

[johannas-motivational-insults]

Okay but the funniest part is this has happened multiple times. There are three instances of former Canadian and American national team players who have gotten married:

-Caroline Ouellette and Julie Chu (both former captains)

-Gillian Apps (former alternate captain) and Meghan Duggan (former captain)

-Jayna Hefford (former alternate captain) and Kathleen Kauth

Seriously it’s like tradition at this point. I’m sure there’s a betting pool on who’s going to get married next. God I love the rival lesbian jocks trope.

[blazingspirit]

In case y’all didn’t click that link I need to make sure you see the headline.