Witty Titties

Have you heard about the new corduroy pillow cases? They are making headlines everywhere! Maggie |OH| Gay

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[zany-the-nerd]

Child: What’s a VHS?

Me:

[animentality]

i  have honest to god never seen a santa clause reaction gif in my entire life

[broomchickabroom]

OH MY GOD

[arcadelobby]

Everyone after a week of pokemon go 

[arcaneimages]

This taxidermy was found inside a late 19th-century French mansion which has been sealed up for more than 100 years. Via National Geographic.

[we-did-an-internet]

Good to know people were just as fucking weird before the internet.

[kineticpenguin]

ancient frog memes

[shermansky]

et tu, dat boi?

[shewolfofengland]

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

[deutschemark]

(x)

[heartyounot]

I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

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And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

[morepopcornplease]

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

[thosedarnwindsors-deactivated20]

OMG IT’S BACK!

[minimiddletons]

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

[realityofroyals-blog]

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

[duchess-of-aquitaine-deactivate]

FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

[atomictiki]

THIS is how you deal with terrorists

Even if you go down you did it with dignity.

[jasoncanty01]

You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

[atomictiki]

U don’t fuck with the Queen

[qbnaith]

His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

[sotheycallmeaaron]

I love when brands throw shade and I love it even more that it’s Kylie Jenner

[sgdsgsdgsdgsdh-deactivated20170]

OKAY, BUT THEY SHADED HER LACK OF TALENT AND HER SHITTY, PROBLEMATIC FIT TEA PROMOTIONS ALL IN ONE TWEET. I’M GAGGING. 

[ithrowshadenotbricks]

LMAO

[sarahandmexx]

Does Kylie not have a PR team? Did no one tell her that bragging about how she doesn’t need a job would get her dragged? She seriously stepped right into this one…

[poshinans]

Shout out to Good&Co for not taking her shit. Hopefully this gets them some good press.

[sotheycallmeaaron]

EDIT: Just so you guys know, Good&Co is actually a really great app/company. They helped me figure out my interests and get placed with a job that I actually like. They also help with online, work from home jobs. I’d recommend it to anyone who’s in between jobs or just wants some direction. Click here to check it out!

[sydneyplastyyy]

^^^I second this opinion, Good & Co is great!

[ithrowshadenotbricks]

I love the fact that Kylie’s drag is indirectly helping people in need. It warms my petty heart.

[stoneroses]

[funneestuff]

i find it so sad that he smiles less and less as the years go on. this picture really is worth a thousand words. :(

[asukaalangley]

I can’t take this site

[thelunarboy]

[lfdy88]

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

lets not forget this gem

[slopaganda]

cant believe we’re leaving out this

and more importantly this

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

interesting how you forgot 

and

[slopaganda]

ok but

and

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

hmmm and perhaps

[tumblin-monkeys]

and these ones too

[bisexualculture]

I’m not sure how you managed to forget this gem:

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[ihaveleftthisrealm]

what is it with women in their thirties and being so attractive it physically hurts

[gayward-vagabond]

My favorite trope is “janitor in headphones continues cleaning through extreme action”

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[champagnemoon]

[thighetician]

(1983)

[thetallblacknerd]

2016

when you grew up with depression and people ask you what you want to do with your adult life

[decemberxeveryday]

100% me

[onlytwitterpics]

[thecommonchick]

instead of 7 for $27 how about 27 for $7

[paramourblessings]

I feel like this is about underwear

[imbolcsfyre-deactivated20181216]

THIS IS DEFINITELY ABOUT UNDERWEAR

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[hcltzmxnn-blog]

jilliannholtzman:

I did my best, it wasn’t much I couldn’t feel, so I tried to touch I’ve told the truth, I didn’t come to fool you And even though It all went wrong I’ll stand before the Lord of Song With nothing on my tongue but Hallelujah (x)